Veeky Forums approved minecraft

Braaaaaaaaaap

mfw its real

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Brown bricks

can someone explain this to me? i dont know how to engage with this. what dread hands could write this?

Gay hands "write" it.

im gay and i do NOT write it...
Did you hear about the user who insulted me?
He was destroyed!

How can this be so awful? Even an algorithm can write better jokes than that

exploiting children for money must be a sick gig

the napoleon one actually got me

All of these are shit, but at least some of them are jokes. What the fuck are the "favorite show" things though, those just seem nonsensical.

that one would make more sense if it was the creeper favorite show

Jesus I searched a bit for the author of this thing
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I didn't need to know this human and his books existed

Holy... I want more!

This is addressed to all anons who have failed to be published

How does it feel knowing you are less publishable than this man

>doing author visits

>there are actual people who invite this man to visit them in his capacity as an author

You think the books are bad? Have a look on pornhub.

>tfw to dumb too appreciate this book

it honestly scares me that anyone thinks these are jokes
at least has actual punchlines and shit, the first one is just so humourless and robotic

kek

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what's wrong with your hand?
I didn't load it in time.

U creep!

>He was destroyed!

minecraft is a game for autistic people