To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Szechuan Sauce. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical spices most of the flavors will go over a typical eater's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his taste buds - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Guy Fieri , for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tastes, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about FLAVORTOWN. As a consequence people who dislike Szechuan sauce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the flavors in Rick's existencial catchphrase "I feel like I'm taking a bite of the Mona Lisa right now," which itself is a cryptic reference to Gordon Ramsay's epic Roasting In Hell's Kitchen. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as McDonald's genius unfolds itself on their trays. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Szechuan sauce tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Fighting the cultural marxism one sauce at the time.
Liam Hill
Every day, we stray further from God's light.
Carson Bennett
This is what based capitalism looks like. Praise Trump. Fuck communists!
Logan Russell
this is just as much of a faggot spectacle as wanting one.
Kevin Bell
This.
Matthew Bailey
this faggot just thought it would be super duper hardcore to smash it with his manlet boots. These faggots ate sauce off of a dirty parking lot.
Isaiah Smith
I would've respected this alot more of he had just smashed it and walked away.
But no, he had to film it like it was some incredible act and then he proceeded to eat it off the ground with the rest of the sperg fags. Like what the actual fuck.
Brayden Cox
I'm still cringing at the tweens screaming "IT TASTES SO GOOD" and "OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!"
Bentley Ortiz
If Rick and Morty fans are such geniuses, how have they not figured out how to cook a basic Szechuan-style sauce instead of either wasting hours buying it or getting scalped for it?
>mfw
Robert Cook
IT HAS TO BE MCNUGGET BRAND LIKE RICK SAYS ON THE TV SHOW, OR IT DOESN'T COUNT YOU DICKBAG!!!!