"Next in line please!"

>"Next in line please!"

I'll have the uhh $4 popcorn chicken box with fries and uhh extra $1 tender

It's a "post"

Just do the bit faggot

Best AND worst thread on Veeky Forums rn. How does that make you feel hombres?

$4 machine broke

I'll have 2 number 9's

Is this where we get the sauce?

I'll have a 16pc spicy meal, chicken only, dark meat please.

Yes, yes that's correct, I'll be eating it alone in my studio apartment over the next 3 days. No biscuits thank you.

Wait, this isn't Bojangles, I'm in the wrong line.

>Yeah can I get wicked chicken with fries?


I only ever get their promotional stuff because it's affordable. And wicked chicken is by far the best :D

>ay yo, um.... lemmi get uh dem spicy 5 peece combow
>waht u meen chip??
>it aint need 2 swiap it?
>sheeeeit aight okay den
every time

Yeah, gimme 3 spicy chicken tendies, a side of cajun fries, and some szechuan sauce

that will be $7.65 plus tip

>Popeye's biscuits with no drink

Are anyone else's local Popeyes packed to the gills with Asians or just the ones near me?

And does anyone else notice a huge difference in the taste of the spicy chicken one location to the next? The one nearest me, the spicy is just spicy and has nothing else going for it, so I just get original but the other one a mile north from there on the same street's spicy chicken is tasty as fuck.

Also, 2 thighs please, one spicy, one original. And an order of fries, thanks. No drink. No biscuit.

I'll havetwoNumber 9's, a Numbe
r9 Large, a Number6with extra Dip, a Number7,TwoNumber 45's, one with Cheese, and a large diet Soda busta.

>having to wait in line at a popeyes, or any fast food restaurant
Coastfags have it rough huh

*BURRRRRRRP* I WANT MY SZECHUAN SAUCE GOD ISNT REAL WOBBA DABBA DOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can I get the uhh...3 piece tenders
>you want that spicy or mild?
Uhh...spicy
>and the side
Yeah the uhh...mashed potatoes
>what size drink
Medium. Oh and bbq sauce
>that'll be $4.99
Can I get an extra sauce?
>extra sauce is $.25
Yeah ok

Toronto's Popeyes is all Asians and brown people

I guess Popeyes is Halal, so that's where all the Muslims go. I don't know why there's so many Asians that go there though.

yeah, chinks love fried chicken
kfc is the most popular fast food in china

I'll have the ass rape please
Yeah, number three please

Yeah, East/Southeast Asians is what I meant. It's mostly Indonesians, Chinese and Cambodians (in descending order of commonality) at the ones in my area. I passed by a Popeyes downtown around lunchtime and, sure enough, the place was half full with Asians. The other half were blacks.
>halal
I wouldn't be surprised if they were halal here, too, since most of them are owned by Pakis and Arabs around here. Staffed by Pakis, Arabs and blacks, tho.
>kfc
The KFCs here only have blacks, fat as fuck SWANs and 'spanics. No normal whites, just SWANs.

Independent fried chicken joints only have blacks going to them. There's a Korean-owned one in the ghettoest ghetto here that's super popular with 'groids.

may i have a whopper combo, no pickles, not tomatoes, please?

I wish we had Popeyes in Australia. KFC is pretty much the only chain fried chicken place.

They'll expand there soon.

Popeyes recently expanded into Canada and pretty much pushed out KFC.

Nigga, Popeyes opened in Canada before you were even a tickle in your pappy's sack, 1984.

According to dagoogles, Popeyes was eyeing Ausland 17 years ago. Not sure if it didn't pan out or if it's just absent from your corner of the country. I know there's none anywhere near Perth, that much I can say.

Yeah but there was only like one in Toronto.

Now they're everywhere.

>implying the rest of canuckistan matters
Sorry, Calgary.

sorry we're out of chicken

Directions to Long Johns

Give me the fucking spicy chicken and if you don't have it then just cancel the order you lazy piece of shit

Me: 3 wing combo, spicy please
Popeyes: You want a 3 wing combo?
Me: Yes
Popeyes: Regular or spicy?
Me: Spicy
P: What you wanna drink?
Me: Unsweet iced tea
P: Sweet tea?
Me: No, unsweet tea
P: Unsweet tea?
Me: Yes, unsweet (they gave me sweet tea, after all of this)
P: Side?
Me: Mashed potatoes
P: Mashed potatoes?
Me: Yes
P: 3 wing combo with mashed potatoes and uuuuhhhhhhhhh.....
Me: Unsweet tea please
P: (long silence)
Me: Hello?
P: $6.52 first window
Me: Can I order something else?
P: You wanna order something else?
Me: Yes
P: What do you want?
Me: One order of fries
P: Order of fries?
Me: Yes
P: Cajun fries?
Me: Yes (they only have one kind of french fries)
P: And you had the 3 wing combo too?
Me: Yes
P: And what was the side on the combo?
Me: Mashed potatoes
P: Mashed potatoes?
Me: Yes
P: (long silence)
Me: Hello?
P: $8.64
Me: I wasn't finished ordering
P: You wanna order more?

EVERY TIME

That's what you get for being a degenerate and going through the drive-through

yeh stick it to those fuckin frenchies

one uhh oneless pizza please

You have to be more assertive with colored women or they won't respect you. Spit out the whole order and then back and forth with them to make sure it's correct. Trying to be super polite is seen as submissive

I have never eaten at a Popeyes, there are only kfcs where I live. Am I missing out on anything?

Yes popeyes is simply better

I don't know why, but this made me laugh

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