Restaurant Stories Thread

>eat in pizza hut with boss
>this one couple sits behind me being noisy as fuck
>the boyfriend keeps describing each pizza's topping and how they taste
>the girlfriend makes this stupid as hell hand gesture as if she's drawing in air
>they giggle every 5 seconds
>get my soda and try to "accidentally" splash the drink onto the guy's shirt as I go to the toilet
>found out the girlfriend is blind

You sound like a bitter cunt.

How could she giggle if she was blind?

>found out the girlfriend is blind
Top qeq

>jiggle

who the fuck takes their soda to the toilet

>get my soda and try to "accidentally" splash the drink onto the guy's shirt as I go to the toilet
what kind of an insufferable cunt are you? don't answer, its a rhetorical question.

>this one couple sits behind me being noisy as fuck
>the girlfriend makes this stupid as hell hand gesture as if she's drawing in air
how did you know? also you sound like an insufferable cunt.

I enjoyed this story. Although you seem a little high-strung, giggling every 5 seconds is annoying no matter what your disability.

>go sit in a public restaurant
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE THAT I DON'T LIKE, THIS IS TOTALLY BULLSHIT

what a story.

>go to restaurant
>remember that I have a high IQ
>eat food and leave restaurant

>describe taste to blind girl
Why? Can't she just taste it herself

>go to restaurant I've never been to
>order food
>read dozens of bad yelp reviews while waiting for meal
>this is true fear and regret

>try new place
>get seated
>be ignored for half hour
>leave
well that was underwhelming

>go to restaurant
>food is pretty good
>go to bathroom after paying bill
>take enormous poop
>don't flush

same fag

>Go to restaurant with some family
>Get up to get refill on drink
>See my doppelganger
>Still alive

if you're alive then your doppelganger isn't, did you mourn for him?

No, I have a bunch of them around where I live.

how/why?

I'm multi-racial, and people get confused what race I am. Whenever I go out, people ask if I'm this person from so-or-so, and when I say no, they say I look exactly like them. Had one in my HS, and teachers confused me for them, too. I have a very common face.

>sitting on the toilet all thirsty with nothing to drink

No because she’s blind you moron

This reminds me of this biker I met, I guess back in the day he used to order pizzas to empty apartment rooms and beat the pizza guy when he got there and steal the food and money.

I was thinking that shit was rotten, but I am starting to get it now.

>be me at restaurant
> ask the waiter for raped cheese
(in french grated cheese translates to fromage râpé)
>tfw when the waiter asks me to repeat and I repeat it 3 times before realizing my mistake

>go to restaurant
>order milkshake
>get beer instead
>order onion rings
>get donuts instead

Did you complain, and get your actual order free?

>needing to remember that you have high IQ

Sorry to break this to you, but you have sub-100 IQ.

das preddy funny

>go to restaurant alone with a book
>"Table for...?"
>"One."
>follow hostess back
>wall has padded bench
>tables can be pushed together for bigger groups
>she sits me unusually close to this couple
>oh shit, she meant the table next to that
>i sat down right next to this guy like i was joining him and his gf
>awkwardly move one seat over, but still close
>can feel the couple giving me weird looks all night
>only order an entree
>pay bill as soon as it comes
>barely touch my book

i should have stayed home

>get my soda and try to "accidentally" splash the drink onto the guy's shirt as I go to the toilet
You're a spiteful piece of shit

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>remember that I have a high IQ

The best part is that you don't realize how contradicting and ironic these two statements are

A lot of sociopaths on Veeky Forums all of a sudden.

>considering Pizza hut a restaurant
do americans really do this?

Yeah some have a buffet option. Burgers love it.

Sounds like your dad got around, he's black and your mothers a whore, I'm right aren't I?