Reddit is unironically better than 4chin now

reddit is unironically better than 4chin now

> 14280 comments without resorting to memes, petty name-calling or /pol/tier faggotry

Reddit sucks man

who the fuck is ethan frome?

Yeah, where's the fun in that?

most of those comments do exactly that, and the format is shit

They are just circle jerking eachother, if you prefer that over memes and actual discussing then please leave, you pleb faggot.

That's normally how it goes out. Whenever I'm writing something, it's pretty straight forward. No need to beat around the bush when telling a story. Sure, you could be my middle school teacher and be pretentious asshole by asking what the author meant by
"... It was a sunny afternoon at the local park during the summer."
Well fuck, it was summer dipshit, he was just setting in the atmosphere.
I like to be direct with whomever I'm writing for. No "reading between the lines" here.
"I was enjoying my cereal."
I was thinking about masturbating.
"I got my car stuck in a ditch."
I was thinking about masturbating.
"I tried saving her! I swear! But the tide just swept her away... I... I couldn't drown out the screams as she got taken from the undertow."
Totally thinking about masturbating.
"I was masturbating."
I'm just trying to fix my crippling depressing life with just this one instant burst of pseudo-ecstasy. Even if it was just for a moment, I'll feel better and all other thoughts and problems can just go away for those few seconds as my body tingles from the sexual release. Then I can snap back into reality, in this dark cold room by myself in December, as all my friends go out without me. Just staring at the ten tabs I have in incognito mode with various of hentai videos and games I'm downloading settling on the bottom of my screen. Then I have to go through the tedious task as usual.
Right click, cancel. Right click, cancel. Right click, cancel. Right click, cancel.....
Oh great, I'm going to have to call the bank later in the morning... Who am I kidding, pfft... Mornings. I'm going to have to call the bank when I wake up in the afternoon to tell them to cancel any payment I've done towards any porn sites or buyouts on Amazon later. I don't know where life went wrong for me. Drugs are hard to find and are very expensive. Sleep is just me laying in bed and thinking about my past with dread, or thinking about the future with anxiety. I hate talking to people because I'm not socially active, and I hate being by myself because it's depressing. It's a catch-22.
Masturbating really is the only small escape I have, and I'm glad I know I can rely myself to do that right at the very least.
"Cat puked on the carpet."
I was thinking about masturbating.
It's all pretty cut and dried. I'm a pretty straight forward person, but I don't mind being led on.

>actual discussing literature
>Veeky Forums


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH newfriend or oldfag who hasn't been back here for a while

t. redditor
this

Ethan Frome is a terrible novel, the worst I've ever read. Usually if I am reading abject trash I put it down, but it was lauded by my professors and thus I was forced to read it.

It is a fucking terrible book where nothing but droll dialogue in a New England town happens.

this unironically.

>As an English teacher, I think a lot of what we are forced to teach sucks and is only put on curriculum because the adults writing it enjoy them. I would rather teach contemporary young-adult fiction to my students because I think it's more important that kids enjoy reading rather than going through a checklist of what is considered to be "classics." Nobody gives a shit in the real world if you've read Ethan Frome and Great Expectations, but people do care that you are literate, which is a skill kids only develop when they actually do the assigned reading because they enjoy it.

this is the type of retard teaching english. the type of mongoloid that thinks highschool level english classes are to teach you to be LITERATE. not critical thinking, not philosophy, not worldview. simply LITERACY. in high school.

american education really is dogshit tier.

If you search Veeky Forums on r/books you find worship threads that admit you can get better reading material and discussion buried under trash, and that the upvote mechanic ruins discussions

So what I took from this is that Ethan Frome is a pleb filter

you won't get any disagreements from americans when accused of this. we wish for a reform more than anyone else, i assure you.

>you won't get any disagreements from americans when accused of this
oh I know, I'm an American myself. our education system is awful

Veeky Forums is full of bitter, miserable pseuds and it's still better.

The trouble is that students are meant to be literate by high school but largely aren't. I remember absolutely no discussion about the actual material we were reading in high school, just being told what to write to get marked well.

nah

is dont think droll means what you think it means

Theres literally nothing wrong with /pol/.

its a "schools should parent our children" episode.
parents reeponsibility to teach children to enjoy reading, people like the guy you are quoting need to stop living in their queer good will hunting daydreams

haha

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i used to make that mistake a lot too. i feel his pain

I think using words you don't know yet is quite simply the greatest way to learn words when you already have a grasp of the language. When someone corrects you, you tend to remember the word, as you have a strongly tied emotion to the word itself and its correct use. Usually shame is a great way to deter incorrect behaviors.

I hate reading about white people

I remember most kids in English class never finished the texts we were assigned. I think getting students to write and to be critical should be the goal. The actual text doesn't matter.

If you get spammed with name-calling and /pol/ memes it means you're a fucking faggot and need to lurk moar.

Ethan Frome was the best book in HS; it only had, like, 90 pages, dumb faggots

If the system has already failed them thitherto, then sure. The real goal should be to have kids pass the need for children's or "young adult" literature by, at the latest, 4th grade, and then give them progressively more difficult literature until high school. At that point they should be able to read and understand the surface information of any text, and high school can begin teaching them to read deeply and analytically.

P.S. Any high school freshman could learn calculus if they were taught competently in primary school

true, but "no child left behind" means intentionally stunting education. funnily enough those policies gave us the current generation of intellectually deprived morons currently flooding the board with pepes

>people don't get the reference
I want newfags and biocunts to leave.

>Usually shame is a great way to deter incorrect behaviors.
this is so true. unfortunately most people can not deal with the pain associated with shame, and so they severly restrict their development

>Everyone is sad. It snows.

The author clearly hasn't read War and Peace.

>hurrdurr Don Quixote attacks windmills

That happens at the beginning of the book! There is so much more happening, including a whole second book! REEEEEEEEE

The social order is built on shame.

Feels like he just read the wikipedia summaries (or made it up from cultural osmosis)

Literally every fucking book in that thread is a high-school reading list book. What a bunch of children.

As far as I'm concerned, Reddit is no different to Veeky Forums or Facebook or any popular news website. It's literally a repeat of the same topics discussed over and over again with a certain type of etiquette. Here, for instance, we do it in a cynical, sarcastic way, which I assume has everything to do with the types of people who "decide" to come to Veeky Forums over the other places (yes, that includes me). It's why all this criticism of Reddit and claims of 't. redditor' misses the point. The main issue we should focus on is the lack of new topics to discuss - an issue affecting most of the internet these days and something driven by the fact we're all boring millennials regardless of whether we use Snapchat or not.

I actually did have a high school teacher who assigned us contemporary YA lit. We did like, 0 actual literary analysis in that class and I ended up failing it because all the work involved were dioramas and putting on plays and I'm no good at that shit. There was not a single written assignment done in that course.

I don't know how she got away with it. I tried to tell people this is an academic preparation course, and we need to follow curriculum, but I only got laughed at, and his one guy threatened to beat me up if I tried to do anything more because he wanted an easy class.

I eventually got another teacher who, on top of being an actual expert on literature, was a total bro and lent me books and stuff. Went I talked to him about the former teacher he said he tried to do something about her too but no one cared. I found out recently he later lost his job because he apparently inappropriately touched a student. I know I have no proof, but I like to think they lied about him to get him out of the way because he was a threat to plebbery.

>plebs think that the highest point of Don Quixote is attacking the windmills, instead of Cervantes burning his rivals' books and shitting on the guy that made an unauthorized sequel of the first part

EVERY TIME!