Who are the beachiest writers?

Who are the beachiest writers?

Hemingway.

Also Camus.

John Bannville the sea

Nevil Shute

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looks like a jewess larping marilyn monroe

This is a good one. Hugo in Toilers, the Balbec portions in Proust, Melville in Typee, Omoo to some extent..

Don't bring david foster wallace to the beach haha, he'll have you thinking in circles about the nature of "relaxation" and "fun". Very sinister things, actually, to the high IQ person.

James Jones