So, who do you guys write like?
So, who do you guys write like?
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>put in couple pages of work
>get Anne Rice
>make mental note to kill myself
>omit second half of pages so much less dialogue
>get DFW
how does this thing work?
Don't bump shill threads like this.
It sensed you wanted to kill yourself so it switched to DFW.
Fairly certain it just matches sentence length and word usage.
I got Vladimir Nobokov, which means I'm a phony.
Vladimir Nabokov
I legitimately laughed. Thanks user.
I don't know his works too much so i can't tell...
>Dan Brown
FUCK
...
>Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Fug.
I do like Sherlock Holmes, though. It's comfy.
got the same, but submitted non-fiction - critical analysis - so I suspect your text must have been similar.
Nope. It was a high-school tier short story.
Same here. I just wrote a paragraph about the view outside my window. I guess I'm a hack, but I'll try again.
i expected cioran or houellebecq
followed up with an old attempt at some creative writing and got Nabokov. Poor algorithm.
that confirms how shitty it is
How much are you guys submitting? It says to use just a few paragraphs.
Submitted a couple paragraphs from a collaborative high-fantasy book I'm working on with some close friends. Got Joyce, which I was going for in that section, so I'm a bit happy.
Submitted an excerpt from Melville and I got Charles Dickens.
I don't know who this guy is. Is he good, guys?
Put in an excerpt from thoreau, got John Feinmore Cooper, which isn't too far off I guess
Put in Joyce, got Joyce
Put in Steinbeck, got Vonnegut
Put in tolstoy, got tolstoy
Does that look like the face and glasses of someone good at writing, to you?
Worst possible result ITT?
I am not a writer but out of curiousity typed something out; Elizabeth paused, a thought she couldn't quite reach buzzed through her mind, smashing into the crystalline musings that littered her brain and outside children screamed, giddy with enthusiasm for life. The sound of their cries tired her. Having stayed inside her home for three days, barely active she wasn't able to switch herself on or off. Stuck in standby mode. Something would have to change.
I got DFW. Are there any legitimately bad authors one can get?
>inb4 DFW is bad
It looks like he writes the most derivative, dull, science fiction. But I write the most derivative, dull diary entries, so maybe I do write like him after all.
Never mind, I guess the answer is
yes
YES
Both of those things are really bad.
Stephen Kings writing isn't, technically, bad though. His writing just lacks any semblance of a soul and artistic talent.
i just copied a greentext from r9k ang go dfw too
Posted about 200 words in my own native tongue and got Mark Twain
What makes it really bad? I'd like to know in case I decide I'll write at some point.
Well, first of all, it's filled with huge grammatical errors. I'd start there first.
Use periods instead of commas. It was hard to follow. Your sentences don't make a lot of sense, and they run on for too long. Your first sentence has like three separate ideas going on at once.
Read more if you want to be a better writer.
>Enter three history essays
>Same result every time
:O
>mfw Joyce
disdainforplebs.flac
>>copypaste Shakespeare
>get Dickens
gay
...
wew
>Write like Agatha Christie
I don't know how to respond, her books get high ratings.
Is this good?
>jane austen
Same
Submitted some sci-fi
I don't see how the author of
>Elizabeth paused, a thought she couldn't quite reach buzzed through her mind, smashing into the crystalline musings that littered her brain and outside children screamed, giddy with enthusiasm for life. The sound of their cries tired her. Having stayed inside her home for three days, barely active she wasn't able to switch herself on or off. Stuck in standby mode. Something would have to change.
Can feel superior about anything no matter how minute
>put in the first few paragraphs of the Great Gatsby
>Arthur Clarke
>Raymond Chandler
never heard of him
his wiki page seems quite flattering though
>stephanie meyer
>Lovecraft
>Poe
>DFW
>Christie
I guess my writing is too paranoid
Excerpts from 5 different shorts
>Stephen King
>Anne Rice
James Joyce
>Arthur C. Clark
>James Joyce
I am flattered by the arbitrary internet short story honeypot. Have never read Joyce
kek
>Jane Austen
>DFW
>Orwell
>Isaac Asimov
I'm the winner. You guys all lost.
>Leo Tolstoy
theres some newfound confidence, although I realize this program is bullshit
God dammit, I couldn't get someone good like JK Rowling, or DFW?
I got
>Agatha Christie
>Daniel Defoe
>Ann Reice
what does this mean
Not really, there's an entire field of study that is focused on determining writing styles
...
I got Agatha Christie and Ann Reice
Cool I guess
me too dude, what the fuck... I never read either of them in my LIFE.
Try this one on for size: personality-insights-livedemo.mybluemix.net
Navigate to:
>Body of Text>Your own text
this steals your work and self-publishes it to Amazon.
LOL sure
I don't even know how to write
Got charles dickens
>run a short story
Anne Rice
>run my notes on binary heaps
David Foster Wallace
Really makes me think.
it took my work, and is making MILLIONS off of my craft. DONT do it.
i put in a diary entry, part of a memoir, and part of a short story. i got Stephen King every time. at least i'm consistent. maybe it means i'll be rich and famous one day, r-right?
I know very little about this man. Good thing? Bad thing?
how many words do i need to put in before it stops saying "weak analysis?"
Put in a page from my diary (not even memeing) and got Arthur C Clarke. I don't care for writing but I guess it's nice to know that I'm living a horror story.
Almost choked on my food.
I put in a BolaƱo story and got Anne Rice.
like three thousand. They don't have to be related. You can combine texts from any source: blog posts, tweets, your diary, whatever
Here's lit's page one analysis
Copypasted "fart" several times and got DFW.
Should have been James Joyce.
try and get pynchon
>Submit five paragraphs of my current story
>Anne Rice
>Fuck
>Delete the last two paragraphs
>Dan Brown
>Someone literally slit my throat right now
>Delete one more paragraph
>Tolstoy
Be on the look out for my new two-paragraph novel, I guess.
did i win?
Heya Tim
Is that your facebook?
well this is embarassing
DFW and Agatha Christie lol
>Ernest Hemingway
Time to fucking kill myself
I laughed.
>Crunchyroll
wewlad
Looking good...
Would DFW have streamed or torrented anime?
This is just proof that Veeky Forums is full of kids and why I never trust anyone's opinion on here.
a hearty chuckle
thanks Tim
Hahaha
Holy shit Tim, lay off the pastries will ya, no wonder you're such a fat fuck
I'm just kidding Tim, you're a great lad
fuck I could really go for one of those right about now
...
XD cheers mate
What the fuck
I submitted a few hundred words from an intentionally hyperdense, pretentious story I worked on for a bit months ago
I don't know how this works.
>copy/paste "nigger" 1000x
>analyze text
>spits out Gertrude Stein
hmmm... makes you think...
>Input several different passages from Dostoyevsky
>Get Agatha Christie every time
I got James Joyce.
>facebook
>facebook
>twitch
>reddit
>mr poopy butthole
wow lad
wtf, is this what they call psyops?