This is burger. ok

What the fuck did you just fucking say about pickles, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

are you 12

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Pleb taste

Not him, but he's right tho

no this is burger

I'm pickle Rick

>eye bacon

I used to think this, But later just realised the pickles they use at Mcdonalds are just pretty bad, and most other places are okay.

>Australian beef
so... sand?

it good burger gib me

Problem?

Australian beef is legitimately some of the best beef in the world. Grass or wheat fed and not that bad for the environment, other than transport.

There is no grass on your dessert island

I've heard this over the years and want to try it. I've tried several types of Japanese beef, they were great. I imagine Australian beef being like Texan beef because of the climate.

30% of our total landmass is used for cattle farming. There's gotta be a blade of grass or two on some of that.

Probably mostly a marketing meme, but it is good meat. And our climate varies hugely remember. Where I live it's temperate and all the cattle is grass fed. In other areas it's desert and grain fed so there are different varieties of australian beef too.

Why do you invite people over for a BBQ and then just serve sausages in bread?

Only shitcunts or very large gatherings do this.

>be me after college, Texan fag
>visit Australia with 2 good friends
>last night of vacation get invited to 'bbq'
Awesome, let's see what flavors and meats are used in an Aussie cookout
>it's fucking sausages in bread
Australian "cuisine" is a joke.

McBump!

Sausage bread is great, especially if the bread is made with biscuit dough (shut the fuck up, Brits, I don't care to read your autistic and ignorant comments). The one in the pic, not mine, also has cheddar and chives.

Subjective taste.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

australian here.. while I do agree, our cuisine is fairly awful, we do steal other cuisines and blend them fairly often to varying degrees of success

McDonald's has bad lettuce but the rest of their ingredients are okay.