Walking down the street

You should. I know the difference between killing birds and killing people.

there is no difference, retard.

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Not too weird, a lot of these fowl are basically pest species. Though what says is very true.

I worked at a zoo for a few years and I really wish we could have trapped mallards. Shit tons of 'em, they were eating decently on our ponds, they could hybridize with some of our duck species, and they raped a couple to death. With all the trouble they caused us, they owed us a meal or two, really.

Hahahahahahaha you won't troll me this time vegan fag

So what you do is sit in the back passenger side seat of your car with the door open. Throw some bread to the geese and get them to come close. When they get comfortable, offer them some bread pieces with an open palm. When you get a taker, grab it by the head and break its neck. Pull it in your vehicle, jump in the driver's seat and get the hell out of there.
Canada goose breasts are huge. You can do them broiled in the oven like a london broil. Keep it very rare and it tastes a lot like beef. Makes excellent jerky too.

This doesn't happen to apply to any other van related luring activity does it?

heard something in the news where some asian guy did that to a goose/duck/swan or something

He was arrested probably for something stupid like animal cruelty.

It's a good way to scratch your cold blooded murder itch without taking it out on friends and neighbors.

>He was arrested probably for something stupid like animal cruelty.

No, he violated the federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act, as well as the state laws on lawful hunting of migratory birds which comply with provisions of said act. Scumbags like him are why much of Asia has no game. Hopefully he was stripped naked, pilloried in the public square and lashed to within an inch of his life with a cat 'o nine tails.

Neat. Is it true that much of Asia has no game? Seems like an awfully big continent to be so consistently true. And how much of this was Europeans shooting animals by the hundreds for "sport"

You're a fucking retard

Ok.

>asians kill and eat anything that moves
>lol must be the white man's fault

I've thought about that multiple times.

Killing birds for a laugh is psycho. The only reasons to kill animals is for food or in self defense.

Wrong. Birds in public spaces are universally huge shitcunts and more than deserve to be afraid of humans. I used to shoot the pigeons that would bully smaller birds away from our feeders with an air rifle, my dad used to help me but he preferred a small blowdart to bb's. Our minpins would catch the cunts sometimes too, was a bit more messy to clean up but it was fun watching the pups hunt.

Meant for

back to plebbit

>I wouldn't eat a garbage bird I killed

swift kick to the throat my mate

They must weight much more than that considering they've never killed an animal in their life. 280 but you tell people you're 250

Cletus happy to eat roadkill using lead chips and gravel for its gizzard stones all its life

Swans are easy enemies. Gotta go for the (long) throat immediately. Either a kick or a quick snap,see how those dumb fucks take that. I killed quite a few swans like that.

>that tattooed faggot checking out an avocado.jpeg

>I always wanted to get a samurai sword and go down there and start lopping off heads.
fucking kek

>classic Veeky Forums "people are calling me a shithead so I'll respond by being even edgier to le trigger them" defense mechanism toward acknowledging one's own narcissism

It's okay, user. Tell us about your father.

the fuck you talking aout m8. Fucking easy to fuck up a swan

He's a hipster crybaby that thinks it's "abuse"

Killing swans is a public service!