Is it bad to eat cucumbers before bed?

Is it bad to eat cucumbers before bed?

Please elaborate on why you would even be concerned about this. I am curious.

You're mom eats cucumber every night. ;^)

Only if you suffer from reflux already. Peppers and burping kind of skin-on veggies take a little longer to break down and get past the stomach.

Otherwise, it's a delicious, hydrating, refreshing snack with low calories. I have cucumbers almost daily ever since they came out with the little 6pack bags of the mini cucumbers. I like to slice on on top of a cream cheese topped toasted everything bagel some mornings (or for dinner). Great as dippers in wedges, such as Bolthouse Farms cilantro yogurt dressing, or just a little vinegar and dill on top.

My mom told me it'll upset my tummy. I haven't tested this for obvious reasons.

Sounds nice.

only if you want nightmares about cucumber seeds rooting in your belly poop and growing out through your esophagus

only if you stick 'em in your pooper

Your mother is a braindead whore.

It's mostly water so it's like drinking half a glas of water. You might wake up and need to take a piss depending on your age.

>using veggies as a vehicle for cream cheese
You sound fat as fuck breh

You should make cucumber sandwiches, darling. They are absolutely divine.

sure

Makes your jizz taste better.

on topic my friend would always eat an entire cucumber whole with a bowl of Italian dressing to dip in as a bedtime snack every time I'd stay at his house

I take cucumbers to bed. But not to eat them

It's bad to eat anything at least 6 hours before bed, user.

Food is fuel, why the fuck would you need anything before you sleep?

This

My nigga. Cucumber slices go perfect with natural peanut butter.

sounds like he was trying to tell you something.


faggot

Yes, you have to go to the store and buy all the cucumbers you can carry. Then continue eating them until the sun comes up. It's the only way to ward off the cucumber vampire. Best of luck user.

>Otherwise, it's a delicious, hydrating, refreshing snack with low calories.

Not for me, i like adding a lot of salt and sometimes soy sauce

By any chance is she Korean?

>cucumber sandwiches
>cucumber on its own
Put some tuna or something in there as well fag

It can't be good