Why aren't you a vegetarian?

Why aren't you a vegetarian?

im allergic to nuts and beans so a vegetarian diet would deprive me of sufficient dietary protein.

>basing your eating habits on ethics

Shiggy.

You have an argument in trying to make me stop eating my fellow mammals, but I'd never fucking feel sorry for the death of a chicken or a fish. Factory farming could be toned down though

Because I care about animals and don't want them to go extinct. Who's going to raise chickens, pigs and cattle if people stop eating them or their by-products? Vegetarianism is animal genocide.

Im not a raging liberal homosexual

Circle of life bitch

this desu

I know I shouldn't eat meat but it's simply too tasty.

cause i'm a vegan, checkmate

pretty much this. also the biological similarities between humans and pigs made me drop pork pretty fast.

yeah. why isnt op vegan?

Hitler was a socialist, vegetarian environmentalist and so am I.

i'm a nuggetarian. i only eat pork, beef and chicken when it is presented in the form of nuggets (preferably battered, but sometimes not). my view is, once a thing has become a nugget it is permissible to eat it. so, of course, i mean no harm to animals in the wild, but once an animal has become ennuggeted i will eat it.

about the process of animal ennuggeting itself i simply accept that some things are mysteries.

Animals are tasty. Also, I love preserving the wilderness. That involves conforming to the interests of wildlife, which is composting, not polluting, and also eating other wildlife.

Modern farm animal breeds are abominations that deserve to be put out of their misery anyway. Most of the hardy, sustainable breeds are already endangered and it sure as hell isn't market demand keeping them alive.

you'll do well when synthetic animal protein replaces the real thing. it's pretty much already what you're eating.

Because I don't go around telling everyone that I actually am one

Wow, so edgy!

Logic of the larder

>Living your life according to your principles
Hilarious right?

I'm not a vegetarian because animals taste good and I'm selfish, but eating meat is "barbarian", I know.

All these people using humor to appease congnitive dissonance.

Umm, exactly what conganagnitive dissonance are you referring to?

Wanting to live happily and healthily is edgy? Keep eating your peas, bub. I'll stick to my steak and salad. Maybe you can go read up some new cool vegetarian recipe on Tumblr.

Exactly. They deserve to be put out of their misery, so we may as well eat them, as we raise more so they don't go extinct.

They have no reason to not go extinct. They're abominations. Just finish them off in one final feast and end the cycle.