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>not giving marilyn two cans
missed opportunity

>not knowing who Jayne Mansfield is
Missed opportunity for an old timey fap

same difference

It's because they are paid shills trying to come off as genuine memers, I fucking hate Japanese moot for letting all the viral marketing threads stay up to the point where they feel so fucking comfortable that their shill threads will stay up they even turn it into a gen

Best rehab sip?
Why is it so hard to believe we just like energy drinks and have fun posting in these threads?

Because you're a massive shill faggot

Nice rare sip, where would I get one of those?
Pic related is what I've been sipping on

Another thread, another /sip/ chart update

Overall dissapointed with the Burn line, the Kiwi one set the bar high, but the others failed to deliver
Original is BadRedbull
Zero one is bad, I don't seem to like sugar-free drinks
Lemon one has no decent lemon flavor

For tomorrow I prepared myself a Hell can, those are fucking cheap, like half a dollar a can

>hes never tried that first sip of Monster Energy® Zero Ultra®

>rating red bull higher than monster zero ultra
kys

We don't need your stupid fucking chart cuckstar shill. Did you forget where you are? This is a fucking SIP thread. The SIPBOYS are an very inclusive bunch, but rating rockstar above any Monster Energy™ Ultra™ branded product is just fucking retarded. No one here is going to believe you so I don't know why you bother.

Not a sip.

>cuckstar
Were going with rocktard now. Happened in the last general.

does it really get your dick hard, thinking about all the other sip boys in your inclusive bunch?

I think they should be used interchangeably. they're both pretty good.

Ill tell you what gets my dick hard. For me, its that first sip of Monster Energy® Zero Ultra®.

it gets my dick hard when i cuddle up with my little sister watching a movie and we share a real sip.

Yee

t. dicklet soyboy

I hate you people

/sip/able?

I love the crash you get after the caffeine runs out

>cuddle up with my little sister watching a movie and we share a real sip.
Spoken like a true rocktard.

>does it get your dick hard
Yes. And it makes me euphoric. Sorry, did I make you jealous?

This thread has been checked by esfores

yes
focus and apple are the best.

L-theanine

h-huh?

Apple flavoured sip when? Mother has one but it's full beetus.

there's only one sip in your picture

Ultra Green. This needs to happen.

>Quit sippin' 2x a day during work
>Save money (~$5x4x52=$1040/yr)
>Feel better
>Actually hydrated
>No crash
>Social interactions going better when not geeked out on stims
>Better decisions

Whelp. It was fun. Never again.

quality>quantity
Redbull is the most popular energy drink and you shills cant change that fact.

moar

is anyone else worried about bell’s palsy? apparently it’s been linked to sips....

Is that like a before and after thing with the Red Bull and the glass of pee?

>size doesn't matter
Redbullies are always good for a hearty kek.

she likes it when i keep her warm and caffeinated.

MOAR

sry but she's for personal use.

butbutbut sharing is caring user...

question for ck.
IS this board at least free of political identities ?
or can a scrambled eggs somehow be communist/fascist ?

yes. you should share a sip with your sister too.
they can be very grateful for a good sip.

fine as fuck user

all sippers are welcome.
but also heil Trump & Putin!

/pol/tards never leave but next time make your own thread instead of stirring the pot in this one.

I don't give a hoot about scrambled eggs but sips are national socialist.

so... yes ?
i mean its fucking cooking ... sigh whatever

Post most fag

There are poltards everywhere. That's all you need to know about Veeky Forums, and the world in general in 2017. "Thanks Donald"

The SIPBOYS are inclusive and have empathy for others. We go out of our way to help, and we want to spread the good gospel of SIP on our own dime, for purely ethical and moral reasons. We have nothing to gain by doing so, other than to make others happy. This clearly falls more in line with the democratic ideals of modern western societies - and absolutely not inline with the greedy capitalist ideas of profit motive, bought oligarchies and ends justifying the means. SIPBOYS don't mind the destination, we want to enjoy the journey. We are absolutely friendly until someone tries to fuck with us, and even then they will get plenty of warning because we are friendly, well adjusted, caring, and level headed due to having broad horizons and smarts that allow us to see the world for how it is, rather than through the lens of fear, propaganda, and identity politics that so much of the world operates in today.

To sum up. You are welcome here, as are all others. But we are at all times surrounded by shit heads and idiots. The SIPBOYS and scene girls just want to have fun though. Come, sip a spell, friend.

For me, it's Venom. The best energy sips.

B O Y S

>sigh
kys

>kys
sigh

>Disparaging those that enjoy Red Bull
How ironic that it is all of you that are the bullies.

>Playing the victim card after raiding a peaceful SIPBOYS thread with redbully and rocktard propaganda
I see you Alex Jones.

>Be me, new to Veeky Forums city
>Checking out the local scenery
>Oh man, far out, an energy drinks enthusiast club! Groovy!
>Go in and check it out
>Nothing but Monster cans as far as the eye can see
>Politely ask the bartender if Red Bull is allowed in here
>Music instantly stops, lights go up
>Jackbooted Monster thugs surround and then metaphorically beat me with steel capped truncheons

I-I like rockstar's sour blueberry energy drink

its sugary as fuck but nice for a rare treat

Pic extremely related

> this is your brain on /sips/

>continues to play the victim

Anyone had this before? Really excited to try but waiting for a good day.

Yeah, GameCube is pretty good.

Whatcha playing?

Fun sip fact: each can of sip is actually hand painted by a constipated hipster at the end of the production line. The hipster is not paid in money, he absorbs the euphoria that you emit when you take that first sip of the day.

I just use the controller for melee, but I'm playing a hat in time on pc with it now

It has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detect flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or cheez its during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded, is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer and highly recommend.

Whether in the morning, during a commute, at work, or just a lazy Sunday on the couch while checking fantasy sports teams over broadband, the diverse and inclusive nature of this drink's flavor will perfect an already stellar scene.

I would place this sip, overall, tied with white. Just ahead of of yellow. Purple and orange would come next, followed by red, and in a distant last place blue. Even though I place it tied with white, I don't know if it's an everyday sip like white is. This is a _bellicose_ drink, and I do not use that word lightly. It is BOLD. It demands respect and attention. It feels like an experience; drinking it feels like a special occasion.

Its color is reminiscent of Ultra Violet™, purple sips. But deeper, and a bit red. Its not as pretty as purple sips, nor is it as pretty as a Grenache or Malbec. However, the can is well designed and the back text takes the reader to cherry orchards in mid Summer. Overall the aesthetic is pleasing and delivers on that above average quality of artistry that Monster Energy's™ Ultra™ beverage line is known and trusted for. You are right to wait for a good day. You will feel very blessed.

I prefer NoS.

Quality Redbull> Quantity poorfag monster shit

does anyone have a cola flavored /sip/ recommendation?

I found Mango sip at a meijer gas station

oh honey no...

frick off redbulli!

Just had one the other day.
Pretty good for 96 cents, probably wont be a go-to sip, but pretty good.
Me too.

The only people I know who prefer monster or cuckstar are literal niggers who couldn't afford red bull so they had to resort to shit tier sips and pretend they are better then redbull

>states quality>quantity
>suggests popularity=quality
>therefore quantity>quality
Maybe if you had better taste your math wouldn't be so fucked.

patrician coming through.

why cant we be friends

looks soo good
where did you get this?!

i would have thought they were everywhere.

i wish :(

>energy drink
>zero callories

What the fuck?

wypipo problems senpai

ie. classic autism

don't worry user, the Monster Ultras are only the inside memes here because they are so fucking garbage.
real sips provide a unique flavour, energy, caffeine, amino acids and vitamins.

>racial epithets
Typical red bull drinker. Sad!

...

filled with chemicals

>tfw you detect a nonsipper who is unfamiliar with the nutritional content of sips

The grapefruit special edition is actually pretty good.

Yuh yuh