If you had the chance to meet one author in all of history, who would it be?

If you had the chance to meet one author in all of history, who would it be?

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Plutarch.

John Green
J.K. Rowling
Dav Pilkey
Roopi Koowar
John Joseph Jingleheimer Schmidt

God

Wasted reply. Gonna meet him in the end anyway.

Homer, just to see if he was real

Oscar Wilde

No, no no, sir, not this bad boy here ;)

given my proclivities, im not sure

DFW. So I can kill him and prevent this board from constantly being flooded by shitty memery in praise of mediocrity.

Emily Dickinson for an early morning walk in the woods.

Jim Davis, author of Garfield ayy lmao

shakespeare seems like such a top lad

I imagine his pub banter/discussion was incredible

Probably either Shakespeare or Chaucer, just to get an intimate view of such a towering figure.

Jung, Nietzsche, Aristotle

Joyce:

Booze, women, great craic.

Proptip: avoid bringing any more money than you could afford to "lend" him.

He allegedly committed suicide as a 31. year old. He was a remarkable poet, and I wish to have known what he would have evolved into. He would have been in his 70-ies today.

Marx, dude knew how to let loose when he wanted to. Check out this account of a pub crawl written by Liebknecht.

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Cioran.
I'm not happy, Being surrounded by people being happy makes me more unhappy.
He seems a nice person to be around of.

Doris Lessing.

She has a fantastic life story, is a talented author....and I like cantankerous older women.

Joyce for me as well.

That tip is pretty good. I feel like he'd be able to convince me to lend him any amount

I want to soothe her lonely heart

that was his "specialty"

Shakespeare

BORING!!!!!!

pic related

John

All I want is to touch dicks and lick his tender boipucci.

keep him away from the booze and don't forget your bulletproof vest user

Goethe.

A few years back I would have said that.

Now it's either Franz Bardon or whoever wrote the Mahabharat

>ywn drink absinthe with rimbaud
>ywn end up in an attic of a hausman building, talking nonsense with rimbaud
>ywn playfully hold him in your arms and kiss those soft lips
>ywn be the little spoon
>ywn hold hands with rimbaud
why even live

Petronius, I want him to tell me what's happening in the huge parts of the Satyricon we're missing.

It's Verlaine who shot Rimbaud, not the other way round.

Also we need to know if he's the Petronius from Tacitus, or just another Petronius from another century!

>one author in all history
>lists several
>one of them is loljk rowling

could you possibly give any more proof of your retardness?

That's the only thing you noticed was wrong with that post?

myself

the pearl poet

I would love to go mountaineering with Zapffe, man.

I don't know any one of the other authors he listed, so yeah

Poe

so I could get some sweet opium, tell the president to suck it, and learn how to pick up 13 year old cousins

dude knew how to party

dumb newfag

At least read some Green and Koowar before you come here and shit up the board

>you have to know all the authors I know to come here

>little spoon
Absolute pleb.

go back to /pol/

>mad sjw boi detected

CUTE

>mad sjw boi

Get lost. This clearly isn't your place

Hey, you can't choose her too

jalal al-din rumi, the poet who transcends

NEET-Chan who else

>still 0 arguments

Cervantes. I would like to hear his stories, dude had an amazing life.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miguel_de_Cervantes