Today im going to show you how to make my famous breakfast burritos

today im going to show you how to make my famous breakfast burritos

start with a basic tortilla

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add about a handful of scrambled eggs

just a few strips of bacon

lookin good so far! two slices of colby jack cheese

you cant have a breakfast burrito without pepperoni, right guys?

dont forget the whole burger with a kraft slice pre melted on

then add one name brand mcmuffin for that extra breakfast kick

nearly done, microwave for 2 1/3 minutes

now that its done, add just a dab of honey barbeque sauce

sneak in a hint of syrup and you're ready to eat!

deeeeeeeeeelicious

7/10
Needs more NyQuil

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Oh shit

This just doesnt look like something worth eating

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oh, he actually ate it.
7/10

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id probably eat the fuck out of that if im being honest

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OP was most likely stoned

Marijuana....Not even once.

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Totally homo

You skipped the first step, which was to throw those tortillas in the trash.

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5/10 actually somewhat edible
Try harder.

FAMOUS? I AIN'T HURD OF UM!

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don't do Veeky Forums high kids

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