The next big thing

What a sloppy Photoshop job.

>extremely higher

>extremly higher

>poke hole in tomato
>remove the little round sticker and put it over the hole

...

Seems like Chinkshit

Hipsters love spending money on failed projects.
Like the Wifi powered bagged juice squeezer.

Fun fact: acids are corrosive and deadly

>kickstarter

nah I saw it on Amazon while looking for a kitchen scale

ttps://www.amazon.com/Greentest-Accuracy-Detector-Nitrate-Vegetable/dp/B00O9O8KTG/ref=as_li_ss_tl?m=A2L77EE7U53NWQ&s=warehouse-deals&ie=UTF8&qid=1508267902&sr=1-28-spons&keywords=scale+food&psc=1&linkCode=ll1&tag=spbuy-20

time to fuck up the watermelon section at the grocery store

oh shit!!!!

Crosscontemination the produc

>cuts the h off of https
>leaves all of the tracking bullshit

Protip, any time you share a link, delete "ref=" and everything after

How fucking stupid are you? It's mainly parameters that refer to the offer. There isn't even session id is in there. Gtfo

Yeah, that's why if you cut them off it takes you to the exact same offer that you leave in.

>thread about random appliance pops up
>le fanny memester who CASUALLY HAPPENS to own one of those random appliances appears in the thread with some HILARIOUS POSSIBLE USES for this random appliance
not marketing guise I swers

what happens id you stick it in ur peen?

i got teh pics from an amazon review faggot. it's not even in stock or for sale

Good point, what happens when some jackass runs around testing raw meat before heading for the deli?

It's not a felony now if you live in California and cover the probe in AIDS blood.

It's shitty as all hell but I wouldn't worry about contracting AIDS from food, even uncooked stuff (unless you're partial to a rare ape steak).

Japan at it again

How in the shitting crikey is that thing detecting radionuclides?

Shh let him have his fun. He's one of those special "red-pilled" guys

Banne?

Can you use this to identify which of your cigarettes have the least harmful substances in them so you don't get cancer?

I want to slide it down my urethra and see what it tells me. Anyone else feel the same way?

It's ya boy, quality review here.
amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R1S8XK30HPX3GG

Oh boy I can't wait to go to the store and have to dig through piles of tomatoes to find one without a fucking hole poked in it.

>Low magnesium tomatoes on sale for 5.99/lb!

>session id in GET
>201x
nah man

Ones with holes are obviously bad. Why would you buy them?

>&tag=spbuy-20
Fuck off.

Cookies are sent in the header which contain your session id, if one exists, in all requests.

Yeah, but you're not gonna leak them by pasting a URL.

Great idea

Nah. Blindly accepting easy solutions to non-existent problems is worse.

can you stick it in your pee hole?

>not wanting the world's first ever smart salt dispenser
What are you, some kind of luddite?
indiegogo.com/projects/smalt-the-world-s-first-interactive-centerpiece-health

Kill yourself, /utg/ kike

If you exposed yourself to that amount of harmful substance would you die?

It would be extremely unhealthy

h ttps://www.amazon.com/Greentest-Accuracy-Detector-Nitrate-Vegetable/dp/B00O9O8KTG/
You are a retard and you should probably just kill yourself

holy shit it's the schizophrenic who shat up /int/ a couple months ago!
I'm surprised your tard wrangler lets you near knives and a stove.

>everyone who disagrees with me is le skitzofrene boogeymang because i said so XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD
>everyone who disagrees with me is le /int/ boogeymang because i said so XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD XDDDD
Kill yourself, /utg/ kike. Kill yourself.

I..its not real, senpi.

FOR YOU

What is /utg/ again? Isn't that like some random general on some no-name board that you think controls the website?

You mean the "Jew"cero

because you ruined the merchandise by poking at it

the website for this thing is so dodgy

KILL yourself, /utg/ kike shill samefagger

Kill yourself, /utg/ kike