Should the next species be Elven?

>A thread based on nothing but op's autistic fantasy PR campaign for hypothetical genetically engineered humans that we for some reason will make specifically to fulfill his fetishes with no science or math discussion beyond linking to wikipedia articles for what genetic engineering is has been up for four days
This board should be deleted

The thread was cool when the guy was talking about splicing brains with crow brains though. The elf shit and cat shit is dumb though I agree.

That sounds like the recipe for minataurs.

Whoops. I... I read crow as cow. So uh... Just, really smart, talking crows?

I imagined it more as humans with maybe some crow like features (hopefully not though, dream scenario is we can just get the brain density without any of the other stuff), but with a brain so big AND dense that the average IQ would be like 350.

The more I see shit like this the more I think humanity's doomsday scenario is less some genius intentionally destroying the world and more some fucking autistic dumbass trying to make his fantasy weeb shit reality

Finally you see it, however you forgot one massive possible doomsday scenario.

The Church, desperate to bolster its faith, begins to create demons in various bases world wide.

Then unleashes these monstrousities, indoctrinated through virtual reality matrix pods, that firmly believe they are Lucifers children using the most twisted form of Platos "The Cave" philosphy you have ever seen.

Thus bringing about revelations on THEMSELVES in order to save face and ironically at the same time, proving scripture literally true, but not for the reasons you'd think.

Thus proving Chris-boos the superior weaboo.

Fugg.

Whats wrong with wanting to make giantess women (or conversely tiny men) real?

This is startin' to sound dangerously heretical.
Tzeentishly heretical.

Now you know why this card was included as a possibillity in The Game.
Kek