Thoughts on my B&N haul?

Thoughts on my B&N haul?

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>plebbit and Veeky Forums meme books
I call bait.

>art of war
cringe
>lovecraft
good
>self help voodoo
retard
>infinite jest
good
>dune
ok
>more self help voodoo
easily manipulated retard
>terry pratchett
not good
>hyperion
not good
>gravity's rainbow
good
>maus
badly illustrated whining about persecution the author didn't even experience
>carpet
tacky and full of hair
>socks
look comfy desu

Great taste, dude! I love all those books, besides Lovecraft, mostly because his racism really turns me off xD
Dune is amazing!

>because his racism really turns me off xD
That comes up in maybe 2 out of his 30+ short stories

Maybe you didn't entirely get the point of Maus.

You're not ready for Infinite Jest and Gravity's Rainbow.

Why are the Jews depicted as rats? Seems a bit offensive, if you ask me.

>Maus
Read this first. It's where you belong for buying this filth.

>infinate jest
>good

disgusting

Protip about that specific Lovecraft collection, certain printings have numerous spelling and grammatical errors. I believe the error-ridden version is from 2008 and has gold pages.

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I know lol I'm planning on doing a IJ reading group over the summer which should help

Oh thanks for the heads up..
Yeah this one has silver pages hopefully I'm good

>B&N

I hope you got a bunch of those in the clearance section, otherwise that must have cost around $120.

the post was meant to be a satire of reddit

>not buying the cloud cover of Infinite Jest
nigga what are you doing

please god you did not walk up to the counter with all that shit at once
i hope the cashier laughed at you behind your back

LMTTM is not a self-help book. Not defending it, just pointing that out.

>B&N
>"haul"
>thoughts

>humble user walks to the cashier with a stack of books and a bashful grin on his face.
Sounds comfy. You did good OP

The cloud cover doesn't even look that good.

Could be worse.
I assume you won't enjoy all of them anyways.
Pic related.

PLEASE GOD HAVE SEX WITH ME
Also that Dune book is clearly old and busted so that's a fake image.

>B&N
probably bait but man B&N is a fucking topoff. i only buy there if im out of town, need a book, and cant find anything else; ir if I need something specific immediately

>buying B&N editions

top fucking kek.

ripoff*

ARe you relaly shopping at B&N like a stuid self-scuking yuppie fuck that dude go anywhere else and support a real economy not thisover bloated culture refuse peddling garbade dump of a failing enourmous chain store

Most look worth reading to me. Since you bought ten books at once I assume you're only going to read at most like two and just start the others. At least you can skim Lies my Teacher Told me cause it's a bunch of different stuff.
>art of war
I dont get this one someone explain why people recommend it

>not planning invasions on the reg

>not liking cheap mass editions
poor people gotta read nigga

i feel like it's supposed to be blue, the tv cover isn't blue

Thats not a self help book ya dip

Youre a fag bro

>i feel
Stopped reading there.

K i l l s e l f
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Oh fuck off, Bloomposter

>romance
Yeah, fuckin gay romance.

I finished Hyperion today. I thought it was pretty great. I now only wish I had the "Fall of Hyperion" =(

not OP but if i want to shop local i have to shop at a chain, either B&N or books a million. i don't have any independently owned book stores around here. so, you know, careful you don't fall off your high horse and land in some shit

a-are you going to read all these at the same time?

that lovecraft book costs 6.67

t. work at barnes and noble all leatherbound classics are 50% off