ITT: share cocktail recipes you invented

I never got much flavor out of gin, it's like really dry vodka to me.

>14 oz Simple syrup

The Welfare Check
>6 oz of Everclear
>6 oz of Old English HG800
>8 oz of Sunny D

lmao

Anyone here tried milk and gin or am I the only one degenerate enough to try it.

The movie really wasn't as good as it should have been

Here's one I make for friends called the "Fuck" and its not clever or original.
4oz gin
1oz simple syrup
4oz cherry juice
5oz tonic water
2oz of whatever that has alcohol and is closest. Sometimes 2 more oz of gin.

The Rose Gold
-2 parts dry rosé (ideally from a box)
-1 part red bull

The ultimate millennial cocktail.

By no request, another one.
8oz gin
1oz simple syrup
2oz lemon juice
I call it the "impresses a friend" and i put it in a shaker tin and do a cool pour trick after and then he claps as i flame a lemon twist above it.

1 part Grand Marnier
2 parts Botanical gin
1 part tonic water
1 part lemon juice

Over a bunch of ice usually garnished with a stick of rosemary
I don't have a name but it's p good for summer drinking

>14 oz simple syrup

umm... typo?

We can only hope

>14 oz. simple syrup

You fucking ruined it

Sweet Pussy:
1oz vodka
.25oz fish sauce
3 spoons sweet tea mix

(you tell me this doesn't smell like fucking pussy)

Here's mine, I'm calling it "Old and Bitter"

2oz Rye Whiskey
1oz lime juice
1oz luxardo
6oz angostura bitters

shake it up, pour in a collins glass, top with club soda.

>Black GT

3 oz. Scotch
6 oz. GT Daves synergy kombucha
Crushed mint leaves
Dash of orange bitters

>mezcalrita

2 oz. Mezcal
2 oz. Fresh line juice
1 oz. Simple syrup

>Scotch Chai

2 oz. Scotch
1 oz. Chai simple syrup

All super easy

6 oz. Of bitters?

That sounds really great. I'll have to make it.

Roommate and I came up with a bunch of cocktails named after metal songs. My favorite we thought of was "That Famous Ol' Spiced."

1 part Kraken
1 part Captain Morgan's Spiced
1 part Bacardi Gold
Top with ginger beer, serve in chilled tankard with lime garnish.

Oh that sounds wild. Me and my brother made an "island mix" and it was the exact same but with coke and jack Daniels instead of Bacardi

>OP attempts to b8 people into a frenzy but winds up creating a decent thread instead because nobody gets the reference
Not bad. At least assuming you meant 1 oz of syrup.

Moving back ontopic, I don't have any cocktails, but I am the only person I know who will mix cheap whiskey and cranberry juice. I love it. Affectionately called it the tomboy cosmo.

Add a bit of lime and you're in heaven

3 ounces banana flavored rum
Small splash of grand marnier or triple sec (or both if you're feeling like it)
Orange soda to taste

I call it Orange you Glad I Didn't say Banana

>2 raspberries
c'mon add more than that
>mfw American's call a Fizzlepop Berrytwist a "Bramble"

Oh god

Screw the Pooch
2 oz. vodka
1 oz. orange juice
1 oz. grapefruit juice

Sounds tasty but that name is awful my man

yes, this part is crucial. it gives the drink its character.

Me and a bud came up with this one. We call it Anal Sex.
>1 part Yoohoos
>Everclear to taste

A variation on the Moscow Mule I call the Ginger Jenny.

Ginger ale, cucumber vodka, ginger liqueur, lime juice, and a splash of elderflower liqueur.

Hillbilly Hell:
Ruin some perfectly good whiskey with as much Mountain Dew and Dr. Pepper.

We call it 2-stroke.

1 shot captain morgans
1 shot jaeger
1 shot green fairy

Mix and put into a large glass

Top off with a can of Schweppes lemonade or 7-up, whichever you have access to.

As a bonus, banana ice cream slushie
1 shot glayva
2-3 shots banana schnapps
2-3 heaped spoons of cream

Stir that shit until it's mixed then stick it in the freezer until it's sufficiently cold.

I couldn't find ginger beer for a dark and stormy so I made it with root beer. it came out pretty good.

>the name the mother only can love

1 part ever clear
1 part 4 loko
It's called 4 ever loko and its really nasty my nigga.

>This one is called Fizzlepop Berrytwist:

I woulda called it the 'Tempest Shadow'

Any fall cocktail recommendations?

Preferably something with bourbon/whiskey.

This is obviously the reformed cocktail.

Hot toddy, for sure.

eggnog as well (bonus points if you use brandy)

Old fashioned (try the Wisconsin version, substitute whiskey for brandy and add cherry juice and 7up).

Add some tuna fish juice OP

cola
southern comfort
tabasco
lime juice
lime wedge

I haven't named it but it's pretty good

A SoCo-TaCo?

I don't know I'm Canadian I just stumbled across it one day when all there was to drink was diet Pepsi Lime and Tabasco flavored Southern Comfort that I bought out of curiosity

It basically is. It's just vodka infused with juniper and other botanicals.

This is another pony thread, this is the name of the main villian pony (revealed at the very end) of the MLP Movie.

dude spoilers

>Liquid Panty Remover
Place crushed ice in a medium glass.
Add a premium vanilla vodka.
Add Godiva white chocolate liqueur.
Fill with half and half.
Stir, offer to guest, and enjoy.

That'd remove my panties for sure, it sounds delicious.

btw im a boy

The Viking Martini
>3 parts spruce tip gin
>1 part sack Mead
Shake with ice and strain into a Martini glass. Garnish with a toothpick of skewered gooseberries.

Only if you turn the Zima into a sushi first

It's not critical to the plot.

The Jizz Robot (a friend of mine back in high school named it, I refuse to change the name even if it makes no sense)

Take 2 strawberries and a pinch of sugar, crush them up in a shaker. Add in a couple of ice cubes. Add 1 ounce each of spiced rum, vanilla vodka, and Southern Comfort, along with half an ounce of half and half or cream. Shake the fuck out of it, strain it into a glass to get the strawberry bits out.

Dr pepper
Root beer
Coconut rum
Amaretto
Chocolate cherry baileys

Was this an experiment to see how many flavors you could fit in a single glass?

We called it the "steps to the left" because that's the direction the bar extended. I left out like 3 other ingredients that I can't remember

YOU MADE A SHITTY TOM COLLINS WITH 2 RASPBERRIES, YOU CREATED NOTHING

Really? To me it tastes very strongly of pine. It's like what I imagine turpentine tastes like. Can't stand the stuff.

Ultimatum

Monster Zero Ultra
Sweet Vermouth

Edgy teens love it and the ingredients are cheap as balls

Ginger,orange zest , orange juice ,cardamom cloves , cinnamon , curcumin ice tea mix with whiskey/scotch/bourbon at around 50-50%
Helter swelter.

I didn't give this a name but it makes a great summer drink.

1 measure of gin
a teasoon of pomegranate molasses
tonic

you need to give the gin & molasses a good stir before topping up with tonic because the molasses is quite thick.

I'd say shaking it with ice then straining it into iced tonic would work better.

6 oz Red Bull red (cranberry)
1 airplane bottle of burnett's grape vodka

It's called the basic bitch. Will get you laid.