Feeder General

riceshoes is that u

>Whatever she consumes, I then consume from her. That way I only get what I deserve.

Genuinely curious. Ok so is she like a momma penguin that vomits in your bby mouth or do you just eat what you feed her? Also feed her yogurt to help with BMs. I like big girls too but I am not into the feeder thing.

Okay, just making sure. Carry on my man.

The guy that owns this place has stated multiple times that his goal is to kill people (legally). Perhaps his menu has something to teach you.
web.archive.org/web/20120505045959/http://www.heartattackgrill.com/MenuInside.jpg

Just eat like 20 cans of condensed milk a day. There’s like 1000 calories in each can and that shit is easy as hell to get down, like a less viscous pudding.

you’ll die in a month if not sooner.

> technically eats feeder GF doo doo

Please be LARP, dear God please be LARP

>is she like a momma penguin that vomits in your bby mouth
That is semi accurate but I eat/drink from the other end of her body if you know what I mean.
Thanks, will do.
No idea who that is?

You can't be serious. Is there even enough nutrition in the ... leftovers?

ah, so you literally eat shit and piss and menstrual debris?

what’s wrong with eating shit from a healthy woman that takes care of her body?

I'm alive, healthy and have an insatiable sexual appetite so it's clearly a diet that works for me.
Yes, in layman's terms.
Nothing, if that's your prerogative.
I just find healthy/skinny women disgusting.

And you want... smoother bowel movements. Why? Is a shit milkshake better than a nice solid shit log?

If she's allergic to dairy try a mixture of mass gainer with lots of carbs, make the shake with condensed milk, and peanut butter to add more calories. From the feeder perspective.

I'm not into scat play but look into sugar substitutes like maltitol which causes digestive issues. If you're looking for a solid log add fiber from psylum husk or fiber pills.

Basically because she's been digesting so much KFC lately her food for me has taken on a sticky, fudgy texture which is really hard to clean from sheets. I feel if it was slightly more liquid in texture what I don't consume would wash out more easily.

Thanks, I knew someone here would have some decent advice.
A sugar substitute probably would be good for creating a more pleasing texture however she'd lose all the benefits of the carbs I need her body to have.

OP is ascended

Fucking hell man

Some people's bodies digest greasy food differently when they eat them for a while. Try less greasy foods, or try cooking your own. I had a recipe for rice and chicken hamburgers at some point which has plenty of carbs in the rice, and served with potatoes and other vegies should be pretty swell for you. Rice is basically pure carbs, so she should still put on a few pounds or maintain her large weight.

And I thought Veeky Forums was safe.

Thanks, more great advice.
If I posted this on /b/ all I would get is memes.

>If I posted this on /b/ all I would get is memes.
Have you considered that's because your little "lifestyle" is a meme? You're in the same tiny sliver of society where pederasts and necrophiles live, why don't you just carry your life to its logical conclusion and murder-suicide yourself and the fat cow so you stop wasting resources.

I really hope you’re on some type of watchlist

It's actually very niche, memes are for normies.
What does it matter? It's not illegal.

>literal shit-eater incapable of understanding the context of words
Unsurprising. Remember to shoot up not back.

Okie doke.

Sorry I also think it's pretty fucking weird but who is he hurting here? What's the problem?