What's your go-to breakfast?

What's your go-to breakfast?

For me?
It's the McChicken.

double espresso and half a litre of water

bless you user

Coffee

Espresso, yogurt, one of those nature valley crunchy bars.

If I'm feeling not lazy I'll make eggs or something

i never wake up on time for breakfast so it's always a missed opportunity

coffee and bread with butter and jam

The jizz I shoot into your mom every night. Who doesn't like breakfast in bed?

2 fried eggs, toast with butter, fruit (banana, apple or orange), black coffee

I'm usually almost-late, so I have not much time in the morning, so, in order to save time, I just slam a bowl full of cereal under my coffee machine and eat my cereals with coffee instead of milk. It's pretty good and saves time desu

40g oats
250ml whole milk
2 eggs
Cook in a saucepan on the hob.

egg-bacon-cheese burritos.

Cup of coffee
2 scrambled eggs on toast
Piece of fruit
It's what I have almost every day

nice breakfast dotards

Tangoes and a Clarity

oats sweetened with honey

Two slices of toast with dessert type spreads, strawberries, and Greek yogurt or instant oatmeal with Greek yogurt

Nothing

Huevos rancheros with some bacon on the side

2 tango plz

PB & J on sourdough

for selling mayonnaise!

fruit and protein drink

how does bottled rune's water tastes like dotards?

salty milks and coin

invisibility - grape drank
bounty - gold tequila
double damage - blue curacao
haste - strawberry limes
regeneration - matcha
fountain - tap water

one of two things if "first food after waking up" is an acceptable definition of breakfast.
1. coffee and cigarettes + the best or most enticing food, if any, is in the kitchen.
2.the best most accessible restaurant available to me if i haven't fed myself long enough to wake up with hunger pangs.

I've been doing this the past few weeks, although I'm getting tired of it.
>diced potato in oiled nonstick pan, low heat.
>cumin, paprika, salt, pepper, cayenne, lime juice
>cover pan and essentially half fry half steam potatoes
>at 17 minute mark crack two eggs in, scramble
>grate cheese over
It's a bit greasy but a tasty and filling breakfast

I was diagnosed with Chron's awhile back. Before then I rarely ate breakfast, and even when I did it was usually cereal.

Since then, to get my weight back up I usually go with oatmeal, eggs, and a banana with peanut butter. I've been enjoying it actually. Still shit at cooking eggs though, they always turn out horrible unless I microwave them.

water and coffee. anything else is just forcing it.

Black coffee and two pieces of toast with butter and grape jelly is all I usually have time for.

Do you mix the eggs into your oats?

Toast with peanut butter and oats on top.

brussel sprout omlette on bread with some hot sauce and coffee

>eating your own semen out of the cunt you blew it into
is there a term for this activity? it sounds too similar to the blumpkin or rusty trombone not to have one.

How to not suck at making eggs.
Don't cook them in the microwave
Use a nonstick pan
Don't use old eggs
Add salt - not a lot
Google the best way to cook the egg dish you want
Repeat a dozen times in and you shouldn't suck by then.

>no patch until nov 1
DOTARDS?

How did you find out you had Crohns?

I'd call it "eating a cream pie" if "felching" wouldn't already be the decided upon technical term

this shit with some skim milk

>they always turn out horrible unless I microwave them.
Yikes.
Perfect Eggs sunny-side up:
Heat a nonstick pan you have a top for on medium-low.
Ad a pat of butter.
It should sizzle, but not burn.
Add eggs.
Add top.
Start your toast.
When your toast is done, untop the egg pan and turn out immediately onto a warm plate.
Salt and pepper to taste.
Enjoy perfection.

Not that guy but
>Have stomach pains for a few days
>Go to GI doctor
>Colonoscopy
>user you have Crohn's...

Left over chili, left over pizza, pizza rolls, oatmeal.

I hate breakfast foods like pancakes, waffles, etc

Yeah its' really good trust me, you can basically poach them or mix them right in a and make a nice creamy porridge, I recommend the latter.

>eating more than one meal a day

Hash browns with sauted onion mushrooms and spinach with egg whites.

the italians eat an espresso, they generally keep it light for breakfast and dinner. big lunch though.

I take two slices of Deli ham and put them in a muffin tin, fry up some red pepper and spinach and then crack an egg into the ham cups. Bake at 350 for 20 minutes and Wa la, 100 calorie ham and egg cups.

Weisswurst, sweet sent and a dark rye roll, sometimes a hard boiled egg as well. A couple of espressos and either fruit juice or sparkling mineral water.

Gonna need to try that tomorrow, thanks user
I usually just cook fry mine and add half a can of baked beans

Mushroom-cheese omelet. Throw in some Chinese chilis for fun.

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black coffee
maybe a piece or two of homemade beef jerky to take the edge off

Hope they don't nerf my boy necrolyte too much. I played him before it was cool.

Buttered toast with either baked beans or ham and a coffee.

I sometimes go for cereal too but find a bit of protein helps get me going the way sugar doesn't. Bacon and egg sandwiches are nice too but require a bit of cleanup.

Got bad news

Fuck you icefrog

rice bowl at nearby fastfood shop

Two eggs scrambled
Two tortillas
Salsa
Sometimes I add bacon

Ah, yes. The breakfast of champions

>maybe a piece or two of homemade beef jerky to take the edge off
hahaha what?