Do any of these "breastaurants" actually have good food?

Well, it sounds like you've had a bad experience (or experiences). I assure you that my usage of the word "can" was intentional and important to the meaning of my post. They're not always good, but when they are, they are.

I went to Hamburg a few months ago and when me and my mates found out about it we were pretty hyped up for it. Got there and it was closed for renovations, we were fucking gutted.

>tfw the only Hooters in the UK is all the way in fucking Nottingham

here's my ordering routine when i come to hooters

>ask for the cowgirl cheesesteak
>i'm sorry sir but did you mean cowboy cheesesteak
>no i meant cowgirl cheesesteak
>i'm sorry we don't have those
>and how about reverse cowgirl cheesesteak?

works like a charm 9/10 times, makes them laugh hard as fuck every time they get it

They're just dumb college chicks who want to make some money. They feel proud to show off their sexy bodies.

These kinds of "look only, dont touch" restaraunts are pretty much just cuck shit. If youre a real man you wouldn't go there.

maybe dont get the breaded wings fgt?

Hooters' wings are delicious when you have them coat the wings in a 50/50 mix of regular and 911 sauce. But I've been inebriated every day for the past ten years so all wings taste good to me.

Hooters is completely identical to every other chain wing joint clogging up every strip mall in America.
Except at Hooters you can bond with your 50+ year old Dad/Grandpa/Uncle while pretending to be titillated by women in a uniform that would have barely been considered risque in the 1970's.

Pretty much all these places have average food and mediocre to terrible service. The girls know that regardless of their job performance, lonely dudes are gonna give them all their money when they press their tits on the table and smile.

What does feminists think about these restaurants?

Early feminists would have been disgusted by them. Modern feminists celebrate a woman's right to exploit her own body for money if she chooses to.

>implying she's not laughing because she's afraid you'll verbally abuse her or follow her home after her shift

Eh, they're not hurting anyone, least of all themselves. Why not?

I had a friend who worked at one, she liked her coworkers but hated the customers. One time I went out for coffee with her and a couple of her friends from there, they were falling over themselves to tell me about sperg customer stories.

They seem to be happy to make the money they do (which is pretty considerable in tips) but aren't wild about the job itself, which is fair. None of them like feminists trying to remove the option, though.

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you're one of the spergs they tell stories about. Jokes like 'I want BREAST meat huhuhuhuh' and shit happen like five times a day, and they're paid to laugh at them.

nothing but boobies baby, stay dandy ~

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My sister worked at Hooters for 3 years during college. She said they had to take photos of her for the interview.
She also would make $300+ in tips alone per night, and swears up and down that black people NEVER tip. The waitresses would fight over who had to take care of the black customers.

Oh god, I am a sucker for sperg stories, you remember any of 'em?

>my skag sister is racist
shocking

gib pics of sis plz

I'm sorry I don't follow?

Black people not tipping is well documented. Economists have even published papers with statistics about it. You might be a black person who tips, or you might know some, but statistically it's a real phenomenon.

You're probably right about that other guy's sister being a dumb racist skank though.

how dare she care about her income!
>shes probably...
youre prejudging a stanger. sounds a little racist. also I want reddit to leave

I cooked at a Hooters over 10 years ago in college. It was a pretty sweet gig. I got paid $12 an hour and got all the nights and weekend hours I wanted. The food was a step above fast food, a step below places like Chilis or Applebees. The stuff I made for myself was way better and fresher than what we served the customers. We had NFL Sunday Ticket when it first came out so we watched football all day on Sundays. WWE pay-per-views too once a month. I had a gf most of the time but did manage to bang one of the girls before I started dating her. Good times. I have no regrets.

>But I've been inebriated every day for the past ten years so all wings taste good to me.
My nigga

Wings are the ultimate primal satisfaction when you let the substances take over so long

Vaguely, there was apparently one guy who'd always try and call the waitresses around and stall for as long as possible so he could ogle them, he seemed to think he was being subtle. He was more a waste of time than anything, all of them were very familiar with him.

And they were complaining about entitled guys in general too, customers who got sulky about not getting enough attention after not tipping properly/at all etc. Not much other than that that springs to mind other than one girl saying a guy who barely talked to her tried to get her number which was really awkward given that their interaction had solely consisted of her giving him a plate of chicken wings while wearing a sexy outfit.

Lol, just because my sister noticed that black people dont tip doesn't mean she's a racist. It's a simple observation you reactionary retard

interestingly they get incredibly angry if you don't tip them...

>you're wrong but you're right

What?

Observing things in the US isn't allowed anymore, didn't you know that?
And how dare someone draws conclusion based on observation, statistics based on observed facts? Why are you oppressing otherkin with your pseudo science white cis male chauvinist, misogynist, racist pig

You seem offended.

the men are evil pigs and the women are empowered sexual freedom fighters

No more or less than the male patrons do, and they're both made the bitch of the corporations that owns them.

>Veeky Forums - Food & Cooking

Hooters used to have good wings I hear

They're just boobs.

Used to. Now its lame crap. BWW has better wings.

Do their customers understand they're pathetic losers? Are most of them developmentally disabled?

Their main demographic seems to be "dads".
Dudes in their 40s with a battleaxe of a wife, and who wants to leave the house, ogle some boobanimals, and drink a beer.
It's a different kind of sad from the troglodyte neets that creep on the waitstaff.

>ogle
>boobanimals
>troglodyte

you know how I can tell youre gay?

it takes one to know one?

>tfw gf works at breastauraunt
>tfw spend every waking minute in complete horror of the possibility that a Chad will sweep her off her feet and I'll get cucked

This is hell

>making your woman work
pathetic, such is life of the 21st century male

Asstaurant when?

The closest Hooters to me is the original one in Clearwater, Florida. It's one of my wife's favorites because she loves their boneless wings. I like the food, as well, and it's my main interest there. I'm a breast man, but because the current fashion with women is to be as skinny as possible, most of the waitresses don't have much in the boob department and need supercharged wonderbras to pull of any cleavage. It's false advertising, really.

Going to a british hooters seems like a mistake.

it's still less degrading than working fast food or something

Dude, it has already happened multiple times. Remember those times when things felt a little looser down there? Yep, das right, only it was Tyrone not Chad.

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They have good eyecandy

Every heard the phrase "wifey material" If a girl is not someone you would call wifey material then she is taking dicks where she can and you are just her carer.

There is something about tall women.

>make woman work
>shes taking dicks in her breaks at work

>make woman stay at home as a homemaker
>shes inviting 20 chads over every hour to fuck the boredom out of her

If you want to be happy marry a 6/10 chick and possibly knock her up so shes busy with a kid.

Hooters is fine, sightly above Applebee's tier. I like going because all the waitstaff is very friendly, which is seriously an underrated aspect these days. I'm not a sperg, I understand why they're all so nice, but it works for me.

You're an idiot.

My man.

giving a shit is a sign of immaturity

is the middle one called "closet-pedophile heaven"?

>actually TIPPING someone just doing their jobs
American cucks at their best

Pedophile is solely the attraction to children, The word you are looking for is ephebophile, Though I understand Pedophile seems more derogatory, they mean different things and are just as bad as each other, So use the correct term.

Explain

This, you might as well go on backpage.

Tried this.
>ask for the cowgirl cheesesteak
>she just writes down cowboy cheesteak thinking I misspoke
>now I feel like an idiot
>I wanted onion rings

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Most people happily define ‘children’ as below the age of majority user. A teenager is just an older child.

what does backpage have to do with it?

would you feel degraded? I wouldn't, why the hell would I care?

I'm laughing my ass off at your pic. God damn.

I just heard one of the big kids say it and everyone laughed so I thought I'd copy him and say it. What does it mean?

The women who say these women are degraded arent the ones who ever choose to work at places like those, Gets the noggin joggin.

I have bad news, but it means that you (yes you) might be retarded

the women who say porn actresses are human garbage aren't the actual porn actresses (who are garbage). Really activates my almonds

Idgi

The porn actresses say feminazis are just sex hating ugly man haters who cant get any.

The end.

both feminazis and porn actresses are a waste though

>works like a charm 9/10 times, makes them laugh hard as fuck every time they get it

youtube.com/watch?v=bqsTmF2Oicc

My nigga.

don't smoke weed and browse, kids.

Women in 2017 dress worse for free and pay to act like harlots, hooters are conservative in comparison.

But I like porn.

When they opened Smell Holes the unwashed vaginastraunt I gave up on this concept.

tilted kilt is pretty good, at least the one near me

>a guy who barely talked to her tried to get her number which was really awkward given that their interaction had solely consisted of her giving him a plate of chicken wings while wearing a sexy outfit.

>giving him a plate of chicken wings while wearing a sexy outfit.

wife material

I noticed you didn't defend your sister's honor, i.e.: her skagginess.

hooters has decent wings if you get them nekkid or unbreaded. spicy garlic is my fav

never been to tilted kilt

twin peaks has good comfort food. they give you a shittonne of it. for some reason, it doesn't taste good after nuking it

They take way too many drugs to feel anything.

Underrated post

learn what racism is. nowhere in the post you replied said anything about any race being superior to another

the Mexican placed are best around town. I've seen fatties and 11yo boys working at most Hooters here and twin peaks food is shit. chulas in town has pretty raunchy looking chicks and good food.
cute Latinas wth big chichis and nalgonas are best.

I like the wings at Hooters and the chili at Twin Peaks but the waitresses are too skinny for my tastes and too many of them these days are black, Latino, Asian, or brown.

Wow accurate