Rank national cuisines

Hey Veeky Forums, how would you rank national cuisines? Which ones are god-tier, which ones are shit-tier? What's your personal favorite?

Best is highly debatable, but worst is unanimously English cuisine.

God-tier
>Japan (and personal favorite)
>French
>American :^)
Okay-tier
>British
>Jewish
>German
>Eastern European
>North African
Shit-tier
>Indian
>Latino/Hispanc
>Sub-Saharan African

>British & Jewish in okay
>Indian and Latin in Shit tier

Dear god what a pleb

t. scared of spices

Would you eat anything if it had something other than salt and pepper to season it?

Well what's your rankings faggot? Full english breakfast, beef wellington, and yorkshire pudding are all fantastic. Challah and pastrami are also great foods from the jews.

Garlic too.

>latin/Hispanic shit tier

best: japanese, szechuan, italian
great: indian, french, ethiopian, mexican
ok: english, hungarian, polish
shit-teir: any nordic country

swap out italian for american and this is exactly how michelin raters think. which is why no one should care about michelin stars.

oh i forgot to put cantonese in ok-tier

>Australian
>National food is tooheys new and meat pies from the servo.

Yes: Mediterennean, especially Geek
No: American which is basically a culinary bastardizing of world foods

Greek, even

>geek cuisine

God-Tier
Mediterranean (my personal favorite)
French
Italian
Spanish

Okay-Tier
American
German
Hungarian
Japanese
Russian
Chinese (Mandarin)
Thai

Shit-Tier
Indian
UK
African
Scandinavian
Norse

Best:
Mediterranean
Mexican
French
Indian
Thai

Okay to pretty good:
Western Europe in general
American (traditional)
Vietnamese (probably the best out of all of the "okay" category)
Italian
Latin America in general

Okay but overrated:
Japanese
Chinese

Crap:
Anything slavic
Most scandi foods
Irish
Soul Food (not a national cuisine I know, but still)

Fucking Yankee tanky fucking doughnuts.
Mediterranean is not a thing!
Can I have a tapas of jamon with a carbonara and a fucking showarma with a Greek salad?
Reeeeeeeeeee
No you fuckin can't!
Now let me make you a sambuca, ouzo, raki cocktail that is served 3 ways. Poured in a glass, set on fire and thrown on your face!

>Can I have a tapas of jamon with a carbonara and a fucking showarma with a Greek salad?
I would eat that though.

I think it's easier to say Mediterranean than to list out each country and/or geographic location, and the cuisines of that area tend to share things in common so it's a normal enough way to describe it.

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Are you me?

>Amazing
French
Italian
Japanese
Indian
Thai
Levantine
Spanish

>Great
Soul food
Cajun
Barbecue
Chinese
Ethiopian

>Meh
Mexican
British
German
Vietnamese

>Garbage
Russian
Flyover American
Scandinavian
Australian