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>inb4 the inb4 guy

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Why do some grocery stores have wrapped watermelon halves (not cut up, just a half in one piece) that cost more than a whole watermelon? Who is buying them?

why do people tap the knife?? why??? a reflex? purpose? autism?? just to look cool?? WHY!?!?? REEEEE

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People who don't want to buy a 5kg watermelon

sauce??

What's the story behind this?

gross lol

hmm

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>5kg

I've never bought a watermelon under 10kg. What the fuck are you supposed to do with a 5kg watermelon, feed your pet ants?

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GAY

uma delicia

holy shit man, how much does that death in a bag cost?

I'd eat that, if i was drunk and hungry as hell, that is

Damn, not bad

this is an abomination

what do you think that hot dog tasted like haha

Delicious. I wonder if you have to pay extra for that topping.

>using windows

I wish I could eat that hot dog

kinda like a ritual i guess. also keeps the rhythm if your chopping stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=VcDdkTeacPQ

R$7.00 = US$ 2.07

Looked like ketchup

Hmmm...

I had once had a coworker who lost an arm and he would buy that produce you already see cut up like watermelon and apple slices because it was easy for him, so there’s that.

>>no webm thread
You clearly didn’t look very closely.

it’s painfully fake.
and not a covincing one
>empty kitchen
>waitress completely unaware of the fucking surveillance camera in the kitchen
>server applying condiments to the hot dog

I just joined in this thread, but you faggots can fuck off.

I went to check that old thread and there were like three webms in it, including the OP, and the rest was just one-line no-image shitposting. Even the inb4 guy hadn't chimed in.

Are you gay?

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Anyone else love watching the super long infomercials as a kid? Magic Bullet and Showtime Rotisserie Oven were top tier.

>he says ironically whilst not actually posting a webm.
Retard.

I worked at a grocery store in the fast food section, and there was a special one week where you could get a large box of fries and it ended up costing less than the medium box. So many customers ended up just buying the medium box of fries, and even with combos it was still cheaper to get the large box. One customer actually said to me "I'd rather pay more for less food if it means I'm going to finish the food."

What the fuck kind of reasoning is that? Just save it, put it in the fridge or something.

that thread is better than your shitty thread
kill yourself

Post BBC

Delusional.

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i hope he opens a restaurant, stands in the kitchen himself, cooks food for all customers, and gets sued for serving uncooked disgusting and unhygienic shit.

this fucking nigger needs to die, i hate this fucking shit stain faggot so much

fucking disgusting subhuman sh- ... i mean, delicious american cuisine

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Only good for one thing, and it ain't cooking. Rhymes with ducking.

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wait, why do they tap the knife?

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stop posting shit of this disgusting filthy trash.

wait, why do they tap the knife?

ummmm actually I asked for no onions tee hee

>eat sandwich like taco
>eat taco like sandwich
pisses me off

"How to get everything stuck between your teeth"

wish that were my ass uuuumph

>American food
>Literally fried starch, dedicated meat, and oily fat tossed into a walmart bag
>doused in Mayo and fake "American cheese"

absolutely disgusting

That fridge is the size of 2 my fridges, if not the size of my entire kitchen. Americans must have big famiglies to justify enormously big fridges

So someone actually made the "fun pizza" from the Tumblr copypasta?

Some people have very big aversion towards wasting food, and at the same time, don't want to eat the same thing for several meals straight because they bought a big tub of one thing that has short expiration date.

Is Veeky Forums getting worse?

Japanese fetishes are so advanced compared to our plebeian western fetishes.

low effort bait

>Implying whites can't barbeque
wooot

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>watermelon with kiwi, melon, blueberries, strawberry and coconut sprinkled on top
>some "numale" racists, "gender-neutral" freak on tumblr has an issue with it because fruit is for evil white "healthy" people

wowzer this freak needs actual help

Everything is getting worse

Was about to say exactly this

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It was triggered by someone posting picture of "watermelon pizza" from a hotel in Istanbul, Turkey.

please explain

this is how i imagined that egg-roofie story from Veeky Forums happened

Same reason some people love drawing with a blunt pencil, they're retarded. Don't bang your knife it will blunt it.

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fucking disgusting

God tier drunk food

>White people be eatin mayonnaise and fruit?!

>Am I right, folks?

>Women be shoppin'.

*1 second of forced male laughter*

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the cutie guy making it :) uma delicia

Wife material

Why is her house so nice and neat?

the T Rex loves halloween cookies

clutter fears the T Rex

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There's a bodybuilder with cerebral palsy. All the extra strength makes it easier to control his body, because a lot of getting stronger is teaching your mind to better control the muscles. Unfortunately most doctors are a bunch of numales that think curling 5lb dumbbells while walking around the neighborhood is strenuous exercise.

that's so gross but at the same time really cool
the dude making this is so cute

I don't even have a proper reaction image for this shit

this shit is turning me on