Why are you still eating those knock offs? Hydrox tastes much better and cheaper

Why are you still eating those knock offs? Hydrox tastes much better and cheaper.

Idk, I don't like things that taste cheaper

>tastes cheaper
no thanks

I would rather not eat a cheaper-tasting variant of anything

>this is the intellect of an oreolet
I meant it's cheaper than buying oreos

>paying your shills by quantity rather than quality
Do you even viral market, bro?

Oreos won because they care more. Hydrox lost because they are dumb.

that's not what you said

that's not what you said

but that's not what you actually said

That is what I said you dumb retards

Not in the original post, you fucking squid. Now fuck off and stop posting this thread every damn day

>Hydrox tastes much better and cheaper
kill yourself
your employer's product is named like a drug, nobody wants to eat that shit

>Care more
>Meanwhile Hydrox has real cream chocolate and cane sugar while Oreo has high fructose corn syrup and fake chocolate.

Yeah I'm sure Oreo cares

And Oreo is named like a tub cleaner, what's your point asshole?

why is this the hottest meme now here? is this the new RC cola?

People need to know that Oreos are just Knockoffs of a superior product.

ok. so we need 400 threads a day for that. what kind of tism is this?

ignore the mexifornian hydrox employee

>another thread
apparently eating hydrox gives you some form of autism.

I like Hydrox because the cookies aren't as sweet. Whenever I eat an Oreo I regret it three cookies in when all I can taste is chocolate and an awful processed flavor which I attribute to the filling rather than the cookie. They're good but I hate ordering them online and wish they had them stocked on the shelves.

I have never had Hydrox.

I don't like Oreos at all... until last week. My wife* bought some salted caramel Oreo thins and man were they a huge improvement. Not necessarily the flavor, which was good, but the texture was awesome vs the other kind.

*trigger warning

hhmmmmm....

OK, that's legitimately funny.

hydrox shills BTFO

The paid kind.

quite remarkable......

really makes me think....

Oreo predates hydrox by over five years. You should get your facts straight.

Do you have a single source backing that up?

I have about a thousand times more sources than op
>Being in denial
Shiggy diggy

Post them.

Yes

this is looking fishy alright

where can I buy them

they aren't in stock online anywhere

Nice photoshop you fucking faggot

Did these just come out or some shit? Been seeing them on Facebook and the internet lately, like is it a meme cookie? What's the big deal about them? They look like off-brand rip offs of Oreo cookies, which is essentially what they are.

>Off brand is cheaper than brand name

No shit

>Somehow Hydrox is the fake cookie when they were the first innovators of the Original chocolate creme cookie.

In what world do you think it's ok to call the first company to make a product the fake knockoff because someone steals their property and gets more popular?

I want to hear how you defend this cause if that's the case then it's ok for me to Rob you of shit you create.

>images for eorio

>being so stupid that you think that has to be a photoshop

My mistake, I should have googled Hydrox. I've never heard of it and people are acting like they're a rip off of Oreo's. Well now I know.

It's ok man, also don't forget to buy a pack of delicious Hydrox Cookies, made in America and with 100% pure cane sugar, real chocolate and cream baked to your perfection.

Hail Hydrox!

If they landed an ad deal with marvel using that slogan they'd make fucking bank

Somehow I don't think a licensing deal with cartoon nazis gels with the clean purity the household tile scrubber name was meant to imply

Shut the fuck up.

Because they saw that one mega64 podcast

>OP has posted this so many times that I got a craving for Oreos
Thanks OP the box of Oreos I got today was a good recommendation.

>Compared to Oreos, Hydrox cookies have a less-sweet filling and a crunchier cookie that gets less soggy in milk.
wtf i hate oreos now

Not a problem, but next time don't buy the knockoffs. Get the real deal, a fresh pack of Hydrox Cookies.

Dude, fuck off. No one gives a flying fuck about your shit-tacular stale crackers, stop remaking your failure of a thread.

>same insult each thread
C'mon man, at least put some effort into your shilling. Fuck, what are you? A pajit who poos on the designated street?

I don't want to eat anything that sounds like an old detergent.

Hydrox is the clorox's favorite cookie.

Hydrox is the new ck memes

>cheap waxy garbage

No thanks

Actually Oreo is the garbage for serving you fake chocolate and high fructose corn syrup.

I'm starting a fact, Hydrox Cookies are far superior to Knockoff Oreos

Hydrox is not a name for a fucking cookie. I’ve never had one.. im sure it tastes good and open to the possibility of it being better than Oreo... but who ever decided that Hydrox would be the name of this product should be shot in the head. Literally add 3 letters and it becomes Hydroxide..Imagine some company came out with a great food product and called it Synerol or Myocin or some arbitrary chemical sounding name. why not name it Cookcream or another cute name to make it sound inviting?
>“We need a cute name for this cookie!”
>”Choco Biscuits?”
>”hmmm no... a bit pretentious”
>”Creamwhich?”
>”...not descriptive enough”
>”I know.... Hydrox!”
>”Hydrox.... Hydrox.... I love it! Has a great ring to it! Mrs Jones, call the packaging printer... we have a winner!”

>starting a fact

Been around for a while. I forget the details but Hydrox predate Oreos. Sunshine brands were purchased by a larger corporation and said corporation no longer produces the cookies. Some random baker purchased the recipe rights, and branding rights and is independently baking/distributing Hydrox. I'm 33, haven't had one since I was a young teen. They taste significantly better than Oreos, crunchier cookie with a nice buttery taste. I should go out and get a package. Maybe I'll just Amazon them.

I bet they're literally co packed by the same manufacturers

Ayo wite boi, were is my asscred key?

Now to be fair, TO BE FAIR. Oreo sounds like a tub cleaner on it's own.

Only the mos au of tists believes this.

you prefer quality but still eat shitty packaged oreos? You one of those kissyboys?

Make that shit homemade if you gonna whine and bitch about quality.

Hydrox sounds like the name of some kind of medicine. No thanks.

I don't think so. Oreo is pretty intuitively tied to the circular shape of the cookie (as in "spaghetti O" or whatever). The strongest mental association is what matters most, all the secondary ones are unimportant by comparison.

What kind of shitty company are they running? They don't even show up on Amazon. "Hydrox" yields "Hydroxycut" and "Hydrox cookies" yields fucking Oreos.

No, Oreos don't have any real connection to cookies at all. Just cause it's it has the letter "O" doesn't mean jackass cause Hydrox has it too. Nobody associated Oreo with cookie until they marketed it and you know that damn well so what the hell up with your strawmanning

>eating any sandwich cookie other than jojo’s
don’t do that

i didn't realize oreos were liked here to begin with, not until theres a gay counter option i can enjoy for the sake of being a faggoty oreo contrarian. meme cookies

>not eating Neo

>starting a fact
No, you "started" an opinion, you ESL reject of a shill. Go wipe your ass with hand.

>Oreos, a product made with high fructose corn syrup and fake chocolate is better tasting than a Hydrox cookie made with real cream, cane sugar and chocolate.

Shut the fuck up, you don't know what you're talking about at all.

Faaaaagggggg

It's not the letter, it's the "Oh" sound which Oreo has twice and Hydrox doesn't have at all.

What the hell does "Oh" has to do with Cookies?

What the fuck kind of comparison are you doing. Nobody associates "Oh" with cookies dude.

How many Hydox threads are there?

I'm not saying people automatically associate the "Oh" sound with cookies, I'm saying they automatically associate it with circles / rounded shapes. And this Oreo marketing doesn't need to work very hard at all to make it "sound like a cookie name" vs. Hydrox which can't benefit from any built-in associations, and is thus already fighting an uphill battle.

Hydrox needs a new name. It sounds like an industrial chemical.

Here are some suggestions for new names:
Choc-a-lot
Chocs Away
Choc-tastic
Chocreem (Choc + Creme)
Chocwich (Choc + Sandwich)
Cremewich (Creme + Sandwich)

who the fuck keeps making stupid hydrox threads, neck yourself m8

New Dads (Chocolate + Your Mom)

It's called that because it has hydrogenated oils instead of (Oreo at the time) lard.

Hey user, how did you get involved with Hydrox? Did they put out an ad in the newspaper for a viral marketer? Or were you just already employed with them as a marketing specialist or something?

I'll gladly take Jojo reference cookies over Clorox cookies

For me, it is the Oreo. The best creme cookie sandwich.

What's cream chocolate?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Oreo. The flavor profiles are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of food science most of the subtleties will go over a typical consumers head.

Oreo won because Hydrox sounds like a cleaning chemical.

Personally, I buy the whole foods or trader joes branded ones. The cookie part is probably pretty close to even, but they have icing I actually like instead of wanting to throw away and just eat the cookie. Hydrox may be good too, but I can never find em in stores.