Snarky first-person narrator

>snarky first-person narrator

>ironic frog post

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I agree with your post if it's a YA novel or something like that.

>FEMALE first person narrator
>describes everyone's outfits
>rambles on which male character is attractive
>only has female friends (multicultural)
>asexual nerdy beta for tech support
>patriarchy and feminism in casual undertone

Almost how War and Peace began.

Is first person plebeian? Is third person the only acceptable person?

>FEMALE first person narrator
>describes everyone's outfits
These are fine. No reason to be too realistic about things.

second person past participle omniscient desu

>horror novel
>reading a tense scene
>turn the page
>its a large spider
>in a hollowed out cavity disguised to look like the rest of the book

is there any fiction that is actually written like this..?

Yes.

...can you provide an example

...

Suicide by Edounard Leve, duh

I have admittedly never read it.
on the list now though, thanks guys.

The Island of Doctor Death and Other Stories

>3rd person omnipresent and omniscient narrator
>is opinionated and preachy

I like that as long as it's actually funny and not cringy "lol guys amirite wink wink nod nod" type metahumor.

>You're probably wondering

The Satanic Verses did that pretty well tbqh

>I don't care if you believe me, but all of this really happened.

fucking kek

People Only Love.

>protagonist is an author