Probability

Everything comes down to a 50/50 probability.

Just think about it. Something either happens or it doesn't. It's always a 50/50 chance every second for anything to happen. Just look at quantum mechanics. The cat will either be dead or alive. It's all just a 50/50 chance for every quantum possibility, which means that everything fundamentally must also be 50/50 chance as well.

I feel very enlightened upon realizing this and it has raised my self confidence just as much as it has raised my intelligence. I want others to glean insight from this conclusion into their studies and personal lives so they may feel as good as I do right now.

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It's actually 100/0 because the future is always expected to come. You've come far, but you were behind me the whole time, and as you wrap your simple mind around how you were so imperfect in your conclusions, I'll move on to greater things, transcending not only every human on the planet, but the universe itself.

well the chance of you being a faggot is 100%

>100/0
but you're dividing by zero

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Just because there are 2 possible outcomes, doesn't mean each outcome is equally likely to happen

something happens or it doesn't, 50/50

you can't convince me otherwise

Ah, so you have some perception after all. No worry, I can easily change the expression, providing I also rephrase the question. What's the probability that nothing will occur? The answer is 0/100.

>What's the probability that nothing will occur
50/50

found the STAT 101 "F"-student

What are the chances of everything being 50/50?

The absence of an event is an event, itself. By nothing, I mean that no observation can be made. If there is an observation, something happened, or not happened, therefore nothing did not happen.

yeah but roll a 20 sided die and ask
>will I get a 7?

I like the 50/50 thing but it's really only a first order approximation

You will either get a 7, or you will not

>it's always 50/50

What is the chance for something not to be 50/50?

if it's 50/50 then your theory is broken because it has a chance of not being 50/50

if its anything other this breaks the theory as well

you're fucking stupid, quantum mechanics doesn't say that at all

this shit has to be bait

>probability
>it's all 50/50 lol

There's a 50/50 chance you're 16 years old

there's a 100% chance you should kill yourself right now

Yep. I don't get why people have to make things so complicated.

I think it has to do with the insurance industry being HUGE. They make over $1 trillion annual revenue in the US alone. How do they justify it? Probability. How do you get obscene profits? By pretending that probability is something other than 50/50. Of course they pour money into government/universities to keep the whole fiction going. Stats classes are just State Farm propaganda.

the bullshitter was easy to spot today

And why should we try to convince you?
You've already made up your find, and logical arguments aren't going to change that.

Go to a racetrack.
Put money on a horse. You can easily get a 10-to-1 payout if he wins and since it's 50/50 you'll be rich in no time!
Come back and sneer at us skeptics who wouldn't believe you.
Make fun of everybody (except the mathematician who makes $300,000 for hardly working.)

no its actually 2/3rds

check this 7

>quantum mechanics
>real

you're all getting played

>the cat can be either dead or alive
>therefore 50/50
You can't grasp this simple concept and you're calling others stupid?

Wrong. The horse either wins or it doesn't (50/50), but the outcome is decided before the race to give the appearance of probability and funnel money into the pockets of the bookies.

B I G
B R A I N E D

No brainlet, everything is 80/20.

Thanks

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>people unironically replying to this thread
Reminder that this board has been dead for at least 2 years.

People like you can fuck off

I've been here since 2011 and back then it was troll physics

the probability that anything will happen is actually 100% because we have causality or the multiverse sooo

Everette retards should unironically kill themselves, the worst interpretation of QM and no I'm not joking

you are actually right, but it is a very shitty model.

If this were true, rolling a 6-sided die could be simulated by a sequence of coin flips. This is false because there is no bijection between vector spaces on [math]\mathbb{Z}_2[/math] and [math]\mathbb{Z}_6[/math].

Yes dude, this is totally a 50/50 probability.

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But the odds are 50/50 that the horse you bet on has been 'fixed' to win.

Still troll physics.
Was it the same 'relativity and QM are shit' and 'Einstein, Bohr, and Hawking are either all wrong or stole all their good ideas from Tesla" assholes back then?

Las Vegas is glad you and your kind exist.

yes, i'm sure the sun has a 50% chance of rising tomorrow.

Go buy a d20 die. Make a prediction of what the outcome will be and report back to how often it occurs. It'll always be 50/50 right?

my hero.

50/50

what you are talking about is a Bernoulli probability distribution, and it's not set to 50/50

It is unironically 1:Prime

This is quality bait

4 is either a prime or not. So half the time prime * prime = prime
Checkmate athetits