If you met John Green, what would you ask him?

If you met John Green, what would you ask him?

Can i fuck your wife?

Why do you descend to the level of your teenage readers, instead of calling them to rise up to your own level?

Spare some change?

Is it your intention to encourage awful behaviour or is that just a part of what sells?

I wouldn't talk to him

Why are women so fucking stupid? Why can't they make their own decisions? Why aren't they self-sufficient? Answer that you four-eyed cunt.

What is the secret to becoming rich off the ignorance of youth?

Ask him to introduce me to his wife

Why do we eat breakfast in the morning??