Reading the Inferno, and the prose is God-tier:

Reading the Inferno, and the prose is God-tier:
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
Does it only get better in the Purgatorio?

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>self-help book-tier
>reading translations

Are you fucking serious right now? I don't remember that quote. Citations bitch or you're pulling it out of your ass.

Whoa. It's from the Inferno. No need to get hostile; I just wanted to talk about this beautiful novel.

>prose
Is verse you anglo simpleton

>novel
IS A POEM HOW FUCKING PLEB CAN YOU GET

Cite CANTO AND LINE or you're pulling it out of your ass. Don't make me say it again...

So do I count the number of words from the first chapter? I don't understand what you're asking?

JESUS CHRIST man. Are you reading the abridged prose version or some shit?
are you fucking serious???

No I'm just reading it how Dante wrote it. One of the greatest works of English books in my opinion.

>english
You're done here, troll.

What did I do?

Most people don't read past Inferno, but I think they're missing two thirds of the story. One of my favorite parts is at the end of Purgatorio when they get to the garden at the top. It has a lot of great imagery.

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all these people thinking that OP actually read that Wayne Gretzky quote in The Inferno

How did you make it that far? I only made it past the first page before I had to stop and take a break.

>that part where they find out that Paradiso was inside them all along
Bravo, Alighieri.

Do people really not read the whole comedy? lol

>took you this long to realize it's a troll
fucking idiot

This thread is fucking insane

>I think the real Inferno were the sinners we met along the way

You all are the real tards

youre either a polyglot or an idiot.

and im sure youre an idiot unless youve taught yourself fluent greek, latin, aramaic, catalan, french, spanish, german, et al.

>"Reading the Inferno"
>"prose in God-tier"
you're a lost cause

>this whole thread
is this nu-lit or lit on post-post-irony?

this. if anyone really got b8d by this we have serious problems

nice thread mate, made me laugh. nevertheless you and especially the idiots who fell for the bait should be eternally banned from this board.

This made me laugh so fucking hard I couldn't breathe.

Fucking bravo.

That being said, you should be beaten with a stick for being such a cheeky shit

Yes.

that's some Eminem tier nonsense tb h

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