Recommend me a pretentious author aside from DFW who likes to make sure that his reader knows how smart and cultured...

recommend me a pretentious author aside from DFW who likes to make sure that his reader knows how smart and cultured he is.

The author of My Diary Desu

borges
gaddis
bloom

>bloom
harold ?

mhmhmhmmmm I bet her pusy is juicey mmh

Its fine pajeet just remember that OP is not the girl in the picture, ok?

Thomas Pynchon and Jay McInerney.

I didn't think Borges was very pretentious when I read Ficciones. What makes you say this?

>Gaddis
I'm pretty sure you have neither read him nor understood him.

based pusy poster

chuck palahniuk
paulo coehlo

James Joyce

answer: user hasn't actually read him. borges was p brill & and ficciones used a lot of obscure (then) ideas to create stories that make the reader think. user is used to comic book narratives and doesn't like to think so he sees artistic effort as pretentious airs. don't worry about it.

>her
oh sweetie, you really have a lot of catching up to do

think ive fapped to her multiple times. im kidna sad thinking about it

>mfw pretentious means "makes me feel stupid"

Actually pretentious people do not make great novelists. Veeky Forums is full of pseuds and pedants, so are universities. These people are not remembered: kill yourself

>ywn be so clever

shutup frogposter

John Banville.

make sure you have a heavy dictionary handy when you're reading him. and also in case you meet the fucker and decide to bash his brains in.

This. Ecce Homo by Nietzsche.

Joyce.

What the hell bros, thats a parody of an autobiography, get a sense of humour.

>americans
>sense of humour

bro, if it ain't jewish references, americans won't laugh

How does Palahniuk think he's smart? Coehlo's a fucking idiot.

what did he mean by this?

I didn't mind his Faust, didn't mind it. Haven't read anything else though. Avoid?

Americans think Jewishness is the highest form of comedy.

Is this a boy or a girl
It does not matter to me either way

Coehlo sucks ass

100 times this

...

Then you won't have an answer.

>chuck palahniuk
this

Vladimire Vladimirovitch Nabokoff, nymphétologue et glossophile extraordinaire.

i've never read anything from this confused tranny besides the article he wrote about being briefly under suspicion of being a unibomber.
Considering how he decided to write a massive tome on buttfuck nowhere Imperial County CA, I bet you're right user

Tara Gillespie

fuck off

James Joyce

No. Orlando.

>VladimirNabakov
Like the old NHL goaltender for the sharks?

Who is this semen demon?

Christopher Hitchens, specifically "Letters to a Young Contrarian."

Plato. Socrates was the biggest pseud in history.

>MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE WISEST OF THEM ALL? ME?

Qu'est-ce que c'est mon vieux monoglot mongoloïde, t'as les gimmies un peu rustlés aujourd'hui ou quoi ?

My diary tb. Example: I quote extensively from the kabra nagast when I describe how my new neighbour is, in fact, a nigger

Fuck off, at least he writes great prose.

Harold BOOM