What is the best spoken language of all time, and why is it English?
English is the perfect language, in its structure, understandability, adaptiveness, it is truly the one language that god intended for his children to speak.
First of all, it clearly sounds the best. It sounds like perfect creamy buttery almonds to the ear drums, unlike arabic, which sounds like an autistic badger dying, or german which sounds like a 6 billion blue collar manual laborers fixing 6 trillion ovens. Let's of course not forget about french, which sounds like a macrocephalic child with a sinus infection trying to talk backward.
Let's talk about its many MANY features that place it on top for the best language of all time.
First, portmanteaus. Does any language besides English do this? No fucking way in hell. Check it out - Infomercial, which the dirty french fucking stole this straight from the English dictionary by the way. Jackalope. Frappuccino. Tangelo. Breathalyzer. Paratrooper. Need I continue?
Next up, acronyms - and I mean actual acronyms, not initialisms. Examples include SCUBA, RADAR, LASER, Interpol.
Then we have the tmesis. This is when you stick one word right inside a-whole-nother word. It's in-fucking-credible. Try doing this shit with your gibberish fucking japanese startrek memerunes, or heebjew (which anne frankly is embarrassingly incomplete as a language, and naturally sounds like a pig being force-fed bagels.)
A very important feature of English is the dynamic usage of prefixes and suffixes. No other language in use to this day employs these. Let's see some examples: "This shade is slightly green[ish]", "you had best [un]fuck yourself", "That is the cunti[est] shit I've ever heard", "You fucking norm[ie], get the fuck away from my tend[ies]" (This one was a clever combination of portmanteau and dynamic prefixes)
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