If you could become a doctor, what specialty would you choose?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

If you could become a doctor, what specialty would you choose?

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Will radiology die when we will develop AI to look at the pictures?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Medicine is just one big study of thousands ways you can fuck up.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Now replace Medicine with Engineering

RavySnake
RavySnake

Also architecture

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

After going through school for molecular biology and being surrounded by premeds I made two very important decisions
A. Never EVER go to a doctor
B. Never EVER get seriously injured.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Aerospace: twinks
Architectural: bears
Biomedical: otters
Electrical: circuit queens
Chemical: chubs
Civil: pups
Environmental: gipsters
Geosystems: daddy chasers
Mechanical: leather man
Petroleum: Donald Ducks

DeathDog
DeathDog

Iust vse this flow-chart

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

You say that like people who get seriously injured decide to become seriously injured.

JunkTop
JunkTop

pathology

girlDog
girlDog

accurate. I'm an otter.

takes2long
takes2long

inaccurate. all the chem engs I know (including myself) are twinks.

Inmate
Inmate

well no, but a lot of them do things they know deep down will probably cause them to get seriously injured
t. grew up in a redneck town

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

There exist inherently safer methods of going through daily life to avoid serious injury, think of it as process safety but for walking down the street instead of handling chemicals in a plant.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'm on my way to pathology.

my little brother fell off a ladder at 7 feet. put his leg and arm out to catch himself, hit those first and landed on his side and slid, and his arm went numb. he drove himself to the er right away and his fingertips on the effected arm are “bright red” he said. arm is not so numb now but in pain. he says there is pain up his arm to the same side of his neck. he is in a neck brace awaiting ct.

i hope he will be ok

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Sorry to hear that. I’m sure he’ll be fine. Modern medicine is incredible, doctors are doing work every day that would be the equivalent of technological wizardry only a decade ago.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

still 8 more years to go through after college

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Youll realize later in life that in hospitals, science labs, law firms, etc....pretty much anywhere... that 5% of the people are actually smart and ingenuitive, they make the real decisions and shit. then theres another 10% not as smart but still useful due to experience...probably the next 50% are trained well in the field but mostly lack critical thinking skills and believe some weird shit. the last 35% are absolute monkeys

so dont fear the doctor. most likely theres an actual good one overseeing the morons you met in bio undergrad

the only exception ive encountered are judges. probably 90% competent and intelligent

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

put his leg and arm out to catch himself
I hope he's alright. Get it?

Techpill
Techpill

Emergency cowboy, but only because doctor Greene is awesome.

Emberfire
Emberfire

My dad was an ER doctor and hated it but he was a badass. Now he does like workers comp shit and is a cuck and I never talk to him. ER, Neurology and Anesthesiology seem pretty cool. Just dont do any gay shit specialties cuz itll turn you into a cuck like me pa

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

My dad is a dermatologist, but he almost never dresses like that.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Blog post incoming

be me one year ago, medfag
first year of medicine in an ok school
study for 10 hours per day for all the bullshit memorization courses like anatomy
have insomnia since one month into first semester, can't figure out why
develop symptoms of depression, fantasize about killing myself every day
even tie a noose and keep it in my closet
try my best and still get good grades despite of insomnia, still work out and socialize
can't become happy, even while all my schoolmates are cheerful and grinning all the time
finish first year, have break from school
realize I'm unhappy because I've made a mistake
I've always loved physics
do some practice problems and find myself smiling again after so long
fuck this
leave medicine and enroll into physics
now a first year physicist, never been happier
sleep like a baby, haven't thought about killing myself for a month straight now probably

Did I make a mistake, bros? I know physics usually brings lower income and job security than medicine, but I love physics and math so much. Am I autistic?

Sorry for the long post

Playboyize
Playboyize

OP here. I'm going through a similar situation. Math and physics are my lifelong passions. The problem is that I've invested almost 10 years in this (I'm about to graduate) and it's too late to look back.

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Methnerd
Methnerd

aneSTEEZiology

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TreeEater
TreeEater

the best kind

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Left off nurses

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Do you regret it? If you could turn back time would you pick another path?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'm in med school. I want to go into neurology. I was always interested in the brain. I am more interested in research though. The stereotype in your pic related is somewhat true since many problems in neurology can not be treated well but that provides a lot of chances for finding new modalities of treatment in research.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'd probably pick family practice. It's a thankless speciality and no on his doing it because of the low pay.

This is why we need to import tons of pajeets, fucking AMA

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'd do sports medicine. You travel to all the tournament locations with your athletes.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'm seriously starting to doubt medicine (age 26) that does not rely on herbs, known pharmaceuticals with well-established, well-studied working mechanisms, or procedures that may be done by the patient alone through persistent movement.

How retarted and ignorant am I?

Sure, lots of illnesses can be cured by medical teams, but the evidence suggests plenty of mistakes, parasitic illnesses, wrong diagnoses, mistreatment etc. Everyone seems to have this misguided view of angels in white coats but my personal, limited evidence tells me this is mostly wishful thinking, and we can't really do much more than pray and home your body will heal/adapt.

And then there are terminal diseases. At what point do you say, that's it?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You are 100% retarded.

Emberfire
Emberfire

t. someone who has never actually been sick

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Neurosurgery, because it's hardcore.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

yea

Booteefool
Booteefool

Depends on if the position is appointed or elected, both have obvious flaws. Personally il take the chance of corruption over allowing the normies to dictate who has that level of power.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Too late
Actually the dumbest way to think.

farquit
farquit

virology

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

gynaecologist chad doctor wins the race

whereismyname
whereismyname

Medical physics?

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