No Meme IQ

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Alright guys, I found out something pretty nice today. 2018 is looking pretty dank..
go to my monthly psychologist appointment
towards the end, she reminds me that she had told me last time she had done my IQ and that she would tell me my score this time
go in expecting to be a complete moron because I struggle with maths, especially Calc II rn
"well user, I have your score.. what do you think it is?"
"idk, I've done some online for fun and sometimes get 130 or 140, but I know those are fake, so I don't expect that kind of score"
"yeah those are completely wrong"
damn.jpg
"alright so what is it?"
"you scored pretty high.. the actual score is 185"
literally what
"1-185?"
"yeah.. actually this concerns me. most people who score this high may or may not have some degree of autism.. have you ever been diagnosed with that?"
"n-no.. I'm normal as far as I know.."
"alright well next time you come in we'll be looking at your social skills and we'll be doing some tests for that"

idk how to feel about this user's.. on one hand I don't feel like it's true and it's just a meme.. because I get completely distracted sometimes in class or at home when I try to study.. also struggling with math/sci..
She told me that it was a misconception that having a high IQ meant I'm automatically good at maths/sci.. that I still had to put in work obviously..
also sad that I might be unironically autistic..

have any of you dudes gone through something like this?

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iqtest.dk/main.swf
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G_factor_(psychometrics)
discord.gg/ufNhQK
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savant_syndrome
youtu.be/Ak2jxmhCH1M

Flameblow
Flameblow

185
99.999999th percentile
1 in 100,000,000
Pick a reasonable score next time OP

SniperWish
SniperWish

yeah that's why I feel it's a meme.
I'm going to ask her to print it out next time so I can see it.
it feels too good to be true, but idk that's what she told me

RavySnake
RavySnake

have any of you dudes gone through something like this?
exact same thing happened to me yesterday. 185 IQ also.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

185
Yea, no. If you said 132 I would have believed you.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Just the fact that you're struggling with calc 2 means you do not have 185

whereismyname
whereismyname

no, let it be. I would be so happy if this happened to me, I wouldn't question it. Just live your life and know that one time, you did a real IQ test and you got 180 which is pritty kewl.

fuck man I want to go see a psychologist now.

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I literally have an IQ of 88 and I aced Calc 2 at UCSD.
There's no fucking way your IQ is that high.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

yeah idk... I'll ask her on my next appointment to show me.
probably make another thread next month about this

struggling
he didn't read my entire post
she told me just because it's high doesn't mean I'm automatically amazing.. that I have to stop being distracted and actually put in work still. since I'm obviously not as much as I would like to, I struggle
also
UCSD
maybe that's why

thanks man, for believing me. everyone here thinks I'm memeing but I literally heard those words from her mouth
I want to see a psych now
I mean, that user is probably just being ironic ab out his stuff, but I went in due to some problems I had,.
but give it a try user, just having someone to talk to about stuff is great

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

UCSD's math courses are harder than UCLA's and my friends who have 130+ IQs literally went into the final and aced it with 2 hours of learning the material
i repeat
there is no fucking way your IQ is higher than 140 or so if you're even struggling remotely with Calc 2.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

She told me that it was a misconception that having a high IQ meant I'm automatically good at maths/sci.. that I still had to put in work obviously..
She's a liar. You are a literal god at that stage.
My friend literally learned Calc 3 material DURING the final and ended up acing it. Didn't open his book once or do the homeworks. He's in the 150 range. He ended up with a B in the class since homework was worth 20%.

King_Martha
King_Martha

i grasp math better than someone with nearly 80 more points in IQ than me
feels good

Spamalot
Spamalot

go to psycholologist
"user you're iq is 190
My f wehn

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girlDog
girlDog

My friend literally learned Calc 3 material DURING the final and ended up acing it.
about as believable as OP's story

farquit
farquit

What's so unbelievable about it? He ended up making some assumptions and ended up deriving everything in full.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

i literally learned how to do taylor series during my calc 2 midterm. this isn't really uncommon

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

there is no fucking way your IQ is higher than 140 or so
like I said.. today I heard her say it's 185
when I see her again next month I'm going to ask for the paper or whatever analysis these shrinks do, because even I don't really believe it

even if I was lying (which I'm not, but even if I was, it wouldn't make sense to impress literal strangers who I don't care about or will ever meet), my story IS actually more believable than that tbqh

takes2long
takes2long

of all the absurdness of this thread, your post is the one that makes less sense. You or your friend is a liar. Or your school is utter shit

iluvmen
iluvmen

Congrats, you're a literal super genius. Like super super super super genius

Inmate
Inmate

Are you guys fucking serious? this at Berkeley, and you can absolutely learn material during the final, especially maths.

idontknow
idontknow

do that, op. I am curious too. It's cool that this happened, just be sure not to make too many people jealous about it, usually this is done by not thinking you're a god genius.

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

almost as jealous as the retards shitting on OP

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

will do kind user,
and if you're lurking on Veeky Forums you'll know it's me next month when I remake this thread.. hope she's able to deliver with the papers

Methshot
Methshot

Normal IQ tests don't even measure that high. Did you take a normal IQ test and aced it, so they gave you a second one specifically designed for high iq?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Same but I got a 186

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

5, 8, 17, 24, 37
A. 46, B. 48, C. 53, D. 62, E. 65

1, 3, 4, 8, 15, 27, 50
A. 88, B. 90, C. 92, D. 94, E. 96

7, 10, 5, 9, 3, 8, 2
A. 5, B. 6, C. 8, D. 9, E. 10

5, 7, 3, 1, 4, 5, 9, 5
A. 1, B. 2, C. 4, D. 5, E. 7

Go ahead OP, a 185 IQ genius like you should solve these number series questions instantly

Snarelure
Snarelure

Name the test you took and what you scored in each of the subcategories. I'll wait.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Nah, like he said, a 185 iq doesn't automatically mean he knows everything

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

But they're taken from an IQ test, user

Emberburn
Emberburn

Thats because Iq is a meme my dude.
It has been discarded by psychologists for fucking ages.
Let me put it this way, iq is such a gigantic meme that the meme-iest of all "scientists" (with quotations cause I cant really call psychologist scientists, not cause science is a meme itself) have concluded its a meme.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Please answer this. Also, what kind of questions were on the IQ test for high IQ? Just matrices?

Flameblow
Flameblow

no one in the thread has heard of psychological encouragement
OP now will believe he can do math better
she tells him he must concentrate
with the 185 incentive he tries harder
she keeps the autism test as proof she isn't manipulating him

WebTool
WebTool

maybe your iq is only one here >185?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Are they really allowed to lie like that?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around this. Let’s say that for the sake of simplicity the rest was accurate and you have a 182 IQ. How then is it possible that you would struggle in intermediate math and science? Couldn’t you just easily understand everything the professor is saying? This really doesn’t make sense to me. If a genius level IQ doesn’t mean you can understand math and science more easily, what exactly does it mean? How the hell can you be struggling in undergrad coursework if your IQ is that high??

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What does having 185iq feel like? What does thinking feel like?

RumChicken
RumChicken

He can't. A fucking 120 IQ could ace all undergrad math with studying 3 hours before midterms and exams at top 10s.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Too easy

THAT WAS SERIOUS, user?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

That's not true. The average student already has 120 IQ

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'd have trouble accepting if undergrad math students here at UCLA had an average IQ of 105.

TechHater
TechHater

It wasn't an American one
alright so I'm going to tell you why I was going to the psych.
I was going because the shrink I went to here said I had a possible diagnosis for Anti Social Personality Disorder.
Me being the paranoid fuck that I am knew what that meant.. If I even scored high enough on the PCL-R, I would be put on a list

so I decided to take a trip down south of the border in case I did score high I wouldn't be registered
inb4 shithole country
maybe politically, but medicine wise Mexico is very good and offer cheap services

long story short, I tested positive for psychopathy and she started running other tests on me. AT the same time, I tried to better control my impulses with stoic philosophy

and that's how I came to this.. she did a test on me for IQ purposes, I can't say which one exactly because I don't know their system..
but she gave me the score according to their system and also the American system, and that's what she said

I know some will automatically dismiss this just based on racial pseudo-superiority, and that's fine, but I'm telling you this is true

I understand what he says, I just don't really care for it.. all I need is his notes, plus youtube vids and practice problems and I can do just about all the problems..
when it comes to tests, I get anxiety and start spacing out to cope.. so I get a shit score sometimes, but I understand the concept if that makes sense

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eGremlin
eGremlin

lol
i must be 140 then, which I'm not, not in the slightest
Mexico
Okay, makes sense.
Your IQ is probably around 130, in the states.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw to smart and psychopath
like clockwork

FastChef
FastChef

Can you answer this

JunkTop
JunkTop

Mexico
Okay, makes sense.
Your IQ is probably around 130, in the states.
Like I pointed out later on the bottom, that some would automatically dismiss based on race, which fine, I don't really care what you believe if you're that small minded to dismiss something based on its origin alone

tfw it was my actual diagnosis
I really wish I was memeing

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

maybe that's why she asked him what he thought it would be so that she would tell him a higher score?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

can't even read
i must be 140 then, which I'm not, not in the slightest
yeah we can tell

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

In conclusion: OP is a faggot

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'm a fellow psychopath as well, except I'm braindead. Do you struggle with impulsive thoughts a lot?
What are your psychotic moments like?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Even in mexico iq tests don't measure that high, unless you were given a special one

whereismyname
whereismyname

As long as it's not on the internet. Some things have to remain sacred.

Illusionz
Illusionz

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Anywhere in the world there is at least two types of Tests.

The usual ones that measure at least 150, more or less. And the advanced ones, which measure more than 175.

Anyway, OP is full of bullshit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

why are you guys psychopaths? Does that mean you guys are mean to people? Does that mean you don't care for others?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

If I recall this was done with SAT scores, which are extremely unreliable as IQ tests, at least these days.
t. my scores

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

here's an earlier score
i did even worse my first time and i'm too embarrassed too show it

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Booteefool
Booteefool

An average student's iq is still much higher than 100. You underestimate how stupid 100 iq is

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

we did it twice on two separate occasions..
we did one last year and one this year..
so what she does is she gives me questions and I write them out on a paper under a certain time
some questions felt weird like she had me draw certain things, but most were just simple question and answer..
one test was administered on one session, then another.
then we tried it again this year and this was her conlusion
like I said, idk which one exactly she gave me, as I don't know it's name. I'll ask her when I see her again tho.

yes.. they are very intrusive
it's mostly the sexual ones and the anger ones that bug me the most.
usually what I try to do is just meditate, as Aurelius would put it, "into myself" and find my inner sanctum. or "float above all else, and I'll see everything is absurd"
that's usually how I control it, but they always linger in my mind.
lately the ones I give into are speeding at night, but I'm trying to control that one..
the thoughts come and go, but it's really pleasureful thinking of the anger ones.. idk if that makes sense

for me, it's the latter
we're usually divided into successful psychopaths and unsuccessful psychopaths. The former are people like CEO's, bankers, lawyers, etc. the latter are obvious criminals or murderers.
idk, I never had the feeling I was one until one time I just blew up after my ex cheated on me and I went to a psychologist. after a few sessions he told me I might have anti social tendencies.. and that's when I let him go and went to Mexico

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Can you give some examples for the question? What were some questions you found hard?

MPmaster
MPmaster

I got an 1180 on my SAT, which is about a 104 in terms of IQ. I'm destroying everyone in my EE classes at LA.
If you wanna know how I got in, it's called affirmative action.

farquit
farquit

user, if you solve within 20 minutes I will believe your IQ is 150+

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

affirmative action
I want to die

5mileys
5mileys

Then your iq is obviously higher than 104

cum2soon
cum2soon

A
C
B
D

roll the lottery

takes2long
takes2long

Uhhh no
my SAT score was almost exactly the same the 2nd time I took it and SAT is heavily, heavily correlated with IQ (r = 0.89) it's basically an IQ test

w8t4u
w8t4u

I dunno, back in the day everyone seemed to agree this site was legit. There's no reason to assume all online iq tests are bogus, especially if the site isn't selling you some kind of club membership. That would be like assuming every file you download has a virus.

iqtest.dk/main.swf

Bidwell
Bidwell

How do you get 1 = A? I thought it was B

iluvmen
iluvmen

That would be like assuming every file you download has a virus.
holly shit.

everyone, don't download the link he sent

idontknow
idontknow

I literally picked random letters

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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hairygrape
hairygrape

You got two of the others right. I'm stuck on 3

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

ok
1 is B..
looking at it it looks like it's X squared then +/- 1
2 is C
adding
3 is B
4 is A

the ones that were hard were usually just the "guess which number is next" ones
easy ones were patterns..
almost all I had to mostly draw the next pattern.
occasionally she had me draw things that were hypotheticals or situations and how I responded

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

3 is B
4 is A
How do you get these? Pretty sure they're both wrong

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I tested positive for psychopathy

Which would make you a compulsive liar

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Emberburn
Emberburn

not him but is 3 C? I can't get it

Emberfire
Emberfire

not necessarily..
it's mitigated by my stoic world view.
plus when I do lie, it's only to get me out of trouble or advance my own needs
which, on a forum of strangers, I really have no need for do I?

for 3 I got 6 because I am looking at it in the middle.. you see
prime multiple prime prime prime multiple prime.. I feel next is multiple of 2 primes there

how is 3 C? I want to know

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Firespawn
Firespawn

also the only pattern I'm seeing for it is:

+3, /2, +4, /3, +5, /4, +6, /5, etc

Flameblow
Flameblow

B
C
D
D

Took me too long so I guess I'm a brainlet.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

That's what I figured. Same pattern as

4 is 5 + 7 = 12 = 1+2 = 3, 7 + 3 = 10 = 1+0 = 1 etc

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

To explain this, 4th is adding the previous two numbers, subtracting 9 if it's greater than 10. I'm no longer sure about the 3rd....

hairygrape
hairygrape

3 is C
7, 10, 5, 9, 3, 8, 2
7(+3),10(-5),5(+4),9(-6),3(+5),8(-6),2(+6)
see the pattern?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Do you understand the T.V. show "Rick and Morty"? If not, your I.Q. might not be 185

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Op is a 80 IQ brainlet that took the bait and will now book another 10 appointments for 80$ each

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

185 IQ
She told me that it was a misconception that having a high IQ meant I'm automatically good at maths/sci.. that I still had to put in work obviously..
Yeah, well, nah, if you actually had 185 IQ you should be Von Neumann tier. It's fake.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I think it's
7, 10, 5, 9, 3, 8, 2
7(+3),10(/2),5(+4),9(/3),3(+5),8(/4),2(+6)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Where do you live? How old are you? Which test did you take?

eGremlin
eGremlin

WHEN this is true congratulation user. you're one of the most intelligent people on earth. be proud.
i wouldn't worry about the autism part. when it doesn't bother you till now why should it bother you in the future? even when you lack some social skills who gives a fuck? social skills are a concept of people who are less intelligent then you. don't worry about it.

but i still think your story is made up till you show us some proof.

FastChef
FastChef

It has been discarded by psychologists for fucking ages.
t. bitter brainlet with a penchant for lying

Spamalot
Spamalot

go to my monthly autistologist appointment
towards the end, she reminds me that she had told me last time she had done my IQ and that she would tell me my score this time
go in expecting to be only a 140 IQ brainlet because I struggle with inter universal teichmuller theory
"well user, I have your score.. what do you think it is?"
"idk, I've done some online for fun and sometimes get 300 or 400, but I know those are fake, so I don't expect that kind of score"
"yeah those are completely wrong"
damn.jpg
"alright so what is it?"
"you scored pretty high.. the actual score is 2400"

literally jsut happened to me

farquit
farquit

Same thing happen to me except my IQ is 255. She then proceeded to fellate me and swallowed because she wanted to know what genius jizz tastes like.
Of course her husband doesn't know about it so she made me promise to keep it between me and her.
She said the results were positive and next time she wants me to copulate with her violently, as she wants to find out what genius-induced-female-orgasm (or GIFO) feels like, very important for her research. Needless to say that as a very high IQ individual I'm look forward to that, and no I won't be wearing a condom.

5mileys
5mileys

go to monthly aunt Dorothee's spirituality appointment
towards the end, she reminds me that she had told me last time she had done my IQ and that she would tell me my score this time
go in expecting to be only a 210 IQ brainlet because I struggle with high-school category theory
"well user, I have your score.. what do you think it is?"
"idk, I've done some online for fun and sometimes get 1000 or 1500, but I know those are fake, so I don't expect that kind of score"
"yeah those are completely wrong"
damn.jpg
"alright so what is it?"
"you scored pretty high.. the actual score is 13700"

literary jsut happened to me

w8t4u
w8t4u

I have ~110 IQ id estimate and I got a B+ on my calc 2

hairygrape
hairygrape

comparing Taylor to calc 3
Yeah I also learned how to add two digit numbers without using my hands and feet during my elementary basic math exam
Fucking brainlets right?

Playboyize
Playboyize

What's calc 3?

TreeEater
TreeEater

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Americans don't do Taylor series in Calc 1?

SniperGod
SniperGod

This thread is great. It shows just how insecure most of you faggots are.
Hurr durr I'm a genius
No you're not
Genius proceeds to sperg out like an autistic retard

farquit
farquit

no, it's normally just limits, derivatives, differentials, indefinite/definite integrals, areas and volumes calculated from integrals.
We use this book called Stewart. Edition varies by school obviously

5mileys
5mileys

Huh, I never realized the people posting Apus are the ones with 185 IQs

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

frogposter
95 tops.

5mileys
5mileys

All these people taking the bait...
Also, out of the three IQ threads here two are made by frogposters.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

She told me that it was a misconception that having a high IQ meant I'm automatically good at maths/sci.. that I still had to put in work obviously..
She's a liar. You are a literal god at that stage.
My friend literally learned Calc 4 material DURING the final and ended up acing it. He didn't even know there was a final this day and entered in the room by mistake. He's in the 120 range. He ended up with a A++ in the class but got expelled anyway because he wasn't even registered at this uni.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

The result was shown with serif zero, which she misread as 8.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

what's up with all of you big brain nibbas having genius friends that learn calculus on the spot..
Either all of you faggots are each other's friends or liars

Also
calc 4
fucking kek
It only goes up to 3.. then it's differentials

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It's not bait when it's a legitimate retard who thinks he has 185 IQ

whereismyname
whereismyname

She told me that it was a misconception that having a high IQ meant I'm automatically good at maths/sci.. that I still had to put in work obviously..
She's a liar. You are a literal god at that stage.
My friend literally learned Calc 5 material AFTER the final and ended up acing it. Didn't even show up to the final, just sent in the answers by carrier pigeon. He's in the 150 range. He ended up with a SSS rank in the class.

Spamalot
Spamalot

5, 8, 17, 24, 37, 48
A. 46, B. 48, C. 53, D. 62, E. 65

3, 9, 7, 13, 11
6, -2, 6, -2
B

1, 3, 4, 8, 15, 27, 50
A. 88, B. 90, C. 92, D. 94, E. 96
3+1=4, 8+4+3=15, 15+8+4=27, 50+27+15=92
C

7, 10, 5, 9, 3, 8, 2
A. 5, B. 6, C. 8, D. 9, E. 10
3, -5, 4, -6, 4, -6, 4
B (unsure if B or A)

5, 7, 3, 1, 4, 5, 9, 5, 5
A. 1, B. 2, C. 4, D. 5, E. 7
2, -4, -2, 3, 1, 4, -4, 0
2+-4=-2, -2+3=1, 4+-4=0
D

Completed in 27 mins.

askme
askme

Oh yeah it's C

idontknow
idontknow

I all likelihood you just like to make us look like idiots by seeing if we'll take the bait.

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WebTool
WebTool

Difference between nth and n+2th is linearly increasing by 4
B

Double nth, then subtract the n-3th value
C

2n+1th value - 2nth value is increasing by 1
C

Add the nth and n-1th together, if two digits then sum the two digits.
D

Didn't use paper, took 16m
Pls give more

StonedTime
StonedTime

3rd is C
7 + 3 = 10
10 / 2 = 5
5 + 4 = 9
9 / 3 = 3
3 + 5 = 8
8 / 4 = 2
2 + 6 = 8

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ye i see it now

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

none of the respected IQ tests are allowed to go further than 170, youre too much of a brainlet to even come up with a simple bait

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You're giving him too much credit. This isn't even bait

Playboyize
Playboyize

back in high school i took the psat with absolutely no prep at all

can anyone tell me what this means regarding iq?

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cum2soon
cum2soon

can we please make this a new copypasta? :^)

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Feel free to copy paste it wherever you want

TechHater
TechHater

I have a similar story as OP. I went to a psychologist,got 'Raven's progressive matrices' and solved all problems but one; which supposedly means I have an IQ of a 150+ according to my psychologist. I also barely passed high school math.

farquit
farquit

Taylor series are self explanatory. That's completely different than learning an entire course during your exam. You don't even have to understand Taylor series in order to get an exam question about them right.

Inmate
Inmate

2014
high school
child

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

8, 10, 7, 12, 5, 16, 3
A.17 B.18 C.20 D.21 E.22

11, 13, 17, 25, 32, 37, 47 58, 71
A.79 B.83 C.88 D.92 E.97

2, 3, 6, 10, 17, 28
A.41 B.42 C.44 D.46 E.47

6, 6, 4, 8, 4, 12, 4, 16
A.0 B.4 C.6 D.8 E.12

These are all from the Mega test

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

IQ doesn't mean you instantly can do anything with ease, you retards. Especially if he's autistic, as autists have a much more limited scope. It doesn't necessarily indicate mathematical ability too. Shit, OP could be an autist that's really good at IQ tests but fails to transfer that ability to dissimilar tasks, for example. What I mean is that there is more to your mind (and thus your ability to do things) than IQ, it's not so simple.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Cna someone help me. I'm actually a compulsive liar. I lie about everything, even small things, for absolutely no reason. wtf is wrong with me?

JunkTop
JunkTop

I lie about everything, even small things, for absolutely no reason.

Lies

Supergrass
Supergrass

good goy

viagrandad
viagrandad

yeah my mistake
thanks

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

can you expand on this a bit more user?
so if OP is legit autistic, it means he's not lying about the IQ thing but is not just socially retarded, but also fails to focus on a basic rask like focusing on work?

likme
likme

Hi end iq is a meme.. test was designed to diagnose retardation in order to properly allocate welfare in France. After a certain point it no longer is an effective tool, nor was is designed to, access high end iq. Intelligence at that end of the spectrum is not so black and white eg spatial intelligence, emotional intelligence, logical intelligence, etc

RavySnake
RavySnake

took 14 mins excluding q2 (got stuck). Thanks for giving the source I really like these types of q.

alternating increase/ decrease going up in primes
C

I looked at this shit for like half an hour, actually gave up, came back and it's blindingly obvious. Just add the sum of the digits.
A

Just Fibonacci but add 1 after each move.
D

(2n+1)th/2nth increases by 1 each pair and (2n+1)th-(2n)th increases by 4 each pair. therefore answer is B but less confident in this one I think this can just be interpreted in different ways (I could just be dumb)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

if that were true, why is it still perpetuated today as the be all end all of measuring intelligence?

Emberfire
Emberfire

it wouldn't make sense to impress literal strangers who I don't care about or will ever meet

You probably weren't lying about the autism part.

DeathDog
DeathDog

that's a weird way of explaining the last one. It's just +0 -2 +4 -4 +8 -8 +12 etc... the 2 throws some shit off, and your division thingy only applies for integer n so its useless in evaluating the pairs of 2 offset by one from the beginning, and so it doesn't really help in evaluating the missing one. I think you're right though, it seems like the best option to me

Firespawn
Firespawn

what's it like user?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

How much did you pay for the test?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Honestly if you can't ace your finals without studying at all your IQ probably isn't higher than 110.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I took one in elementary school and they said I had 180. I highly doubt that because I suck at everything academic, learn things slowly, and work in a blue collar field.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

IQ was originally mental age / actual age and designed for children. A 180 IQ as a child is definitely possible

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It doesn't necessarily indicate mathematical ability too.
Mathematics is literally about spatial and logical abstraction.
Shit, OP could be an autist that's really good at IQ tests
really good at IQ tests
No such thing.
What I mean is that there is more to your mind (and thus your ability to do things) than IQ, it's not so simple.
A mediocre man would like to think so, but that is unfortunately not the case. The military, police and security services of all developed nations screen the IQ of applicants for a good reason: it helps pick out diamonds in the rough, and gives a rough estimate of a person´s ability to perform mentally tasking tasks with limited amounts of time at their disposal.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

emotional intelligence
Spot the double-digit IQ plebeian.
Intelligence at that end of the spectrum is not so black and white eg "lists different sorts of intelligence, some real, some not"
Very few people have a highly uneven distribution of spatial, logical and verbal ability.

cum2soon
cum2soon

It has been discarded by psychologists for fucking ages.

You are wrong.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G_factor_(psychometrics)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Hi end iq is a meme
What about hello-end IQ? It seems more formal, could it possibly be not a meme, jenius?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

gives a rough estimate of a person´s ability to perform mentally tasking tasks with limited amounts of time
so instead of measuring intelligence it just measures how much of a work cuck you are?
seems pretty dystopian to me

RumChicken
RumChicken

so instead of measuring intelligence it just measures how much of a work cuck you are?
No - it measures how valuable your work is.

FastChef
FastChef

she reminds me that she had told me last time she had done my IQ
Why would she have to tell you that she had given you an IQ test?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

because we only see each other once a month usually.. read the post in its entirety

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girlDog
girlDog

You're probably just autistic and can't concentrate for shit.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Dismissing something because of its origin is perfectly reasonable.
Lets say you have known me for a while and you know I tend to exagerate things.
One day I tell you I totally fucked a stacy that looked EXACTLY like Ana de Armas, you would know that maybe I fucked that looked somewhat like de Armas.
Its the same shit, we know mexico doesnt really follow the same standards as america when in comes to medicinal practices so your iq score is most likely based on a different metric altogether and thats why your score is ridiculous.
For example, when my intelligence was tested my psychologist did test for every "kind" of intelligence and I got 100% on all the relevant ones, so do I have a 200iq or someshit? Most likely not, she just used a different metric and I dont know how one converts to another.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Yeah bro same here, I thought I was a 1678 iq brainlet because it took me 5 minutes to solve riemann instead of the usual 30 secs but I got tested and got a result of about Ackerman (45,17) so I think it might've been a shit test.
Mfw

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Unless it's a standard deviation of 24, professional IQ tests max out at 160

do your research OP

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It does help, because if the next two numbers x and y differ by 16 and y/x is 5 then we can form a simultaneous equation :)

happy_sad
happy_sad

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5mileys
5mileys

I don't understand what you're trying to get at

idontknow
idontknow

Someone already pointed out that IQ tests don't go that high, OP replied to it in that post

SniperWish
SniperWish

If he had a 150 IQ he would've done his homework.

FastChef
FastChef

frogposter bait
156 replies

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

discord.gg/ufNhQK
MATH NERDS WELCOME

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

And yet, you can be found posting autistic cartoon frogs on a North Sudanese knitting bulletin board

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

bait

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

freshman year, need cash
take psychology survey for $20
3hourslong.fuck
the last exam is an iq test, took a while but rushed to be done
one week later email comes in
"thanks for blah blah your IQ is 165, we'd like to do more test for more money"

Apparently after everyone they got I had the highest. Next test was in front of several grad students who paid me $100. It was uncomfortable, but I made $100.

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Flameblow
Flameblow

coinfags need to kill themselves immediately..
you're ruining /biz/ with your crypto jew trash

so were the test score legit or were they just paying you to take tests and they were passing you so they can get on with their senior/grad project?

TreeEater
TreeEater

psychopaths are generally good at math though.

likme
likme

pretty sure not calculus tho..
what could they possibly use that for?

Methnerd
Methnerd

these are all different
so basically everyone is a brainlet on Veeky Forums? except for a select few anons?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

the first two answers on all those posts are the same, what are you rambling about?
and two of those posts have the same answers for the bottom

Nojokur
Nojokur

Jesus, what a pathetic LARP.
Even that dialogue in the OP reeks of autism

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

he thinks I'm larping
don't believe me then
when I come back in a few weeks with the proof, you're going to regret everything you've said in this thread

Bidwell
Bidwell

You're not OP

Flameblow
Flameblow

almost as jealous as the retards shitting on OP
nah he deserves to get shit on
I'm no genius by any means, but this thread is pointless self aggrandizing trash
Didn't open his book once or do the homeworks.
yea I dont believe crap like this either. Its not how intelligence works. it took people years to develop and prove this theorems. I dont really believe you can just synthesize these things out of nowhere, and in the span of 90 minutes.

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WebTool
WebTool

can anyone tell me what this means regarding iq?
nothing. There is no magical conversion formula, just a general trend.

DeathDog
DeathDog

he thinks we still use the same test

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

this thread is pointless self aggrandizing trash
aggrandizing
look at you using big boy words :^)

Illusionz
Illusionz

Here's proof: No official IQ test scores as high as 185. So, it's an impossibility for you to have scored that high. There are some tests that try to score that high but they aren't very common..you know, because it's increasing rarer to find people that can max the score out the higher you go.

Also, a less concrete reason we can tell you're lying is that your verbal intelligence is not that great just based on the way you speak. There's a ~200 IQ guy that used to post on Reddit (officially scored with the Mega Test and he proved it). His name was TIGGER_WARNING or something like that. Go look for his AmA's and compare the way he speaks to the way you do. It's obvious.

DeathDog
DeathDog

feels anxious
diagnosed psychopath

Hmm

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I struggle with maths
especially calc II
I have 185

You missheard, she said 85. And yes, you have autism

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Calc II can be done by a very studious 100, a 130 who pays attention, or a completely disinterested 160

askme
askme

ok

likme
likme

I'm agreeing with you. That's just my impression from estimating my classmates' IQs.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I dnt get whats so hard about calc 2, honestly...

SniperGod
SniperGod

Some times the pace of the class can bit a little fast for the students who don't want to do all of the homework. But ya, mostly the only hard part about it is when you don't put the time in

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It wasn't anxiety retard, I just don't want to get caught in something I can clearly avoid

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Very different methods of solution from but still same solution
For number 2
Take nth value and add n-1 and n-2 to it

For number 3
Add 3 divide by 2 add 4 divide by 3 add 5 divide by 4 etc

Number 4
Add (n-1) value to nth value. If over 10 add the digits together 7+3=10 —> 1+0 = 1

girlDog
girlDog

struggle with maths, especially Calc II rn
185

At least you were lucky enough to realize how little IQ actually helps you before you found out your score.

Now use it to motivate you and don't get lazy. Study the curriculum and get high marks before you study anything else. Have a great life.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Most 150+ IQs struggle being high-school teachers never mind passing calculus.

Academic ability is very different from IQ and always has been, as most research has shown (a recent Nature article also showed that academic ability (currently no measurement other than actual grades achieved) has a higher hereditary than IQ).

You get better at STEM by studying and working in STEM not by being born with anything.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

A mediocre man would like to think so, but that is unfortunately not the case. The military, police and security services of all developed nations screen the IQ of applicants for a good reason: it helps pick out diamonds in the rough, and gives a rough estimate of a person´s ability to perform mentally tasking tasks with limited amounts of time at their disposal.

Have you ever thought about this a bit longer than your nose reaches?

They screen iq to pick out the incapable. The high range isn’t so interesting for them.

StonedTime
StonedTime

not that I don't believe you user, but do you have the articles or articles you're talking about?
I'd really like to read more about that

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

185. You have no idea how high that actually is right? I mean it's just so immense that you'd almost be unable to think straight because of all the patterns you see everywhere. If that's real, then that'sjust ridiculously high and you shouldn't be on Veeky Forums but in some astrophysics research facility

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

no fuck it, why did I even fall for it. Read it again and it's just such an obvious larp. From the way the story is constructed to the naming of the jpg. fuck

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

what does the jpg have anything to do with my medical experience you condescending fuck

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what a fucking pathetic LARP..
you know if you just had even a 120 IQ you would get a B or C in that class right?
At almost 200 you should be passing without even trying..

Pick a more realistic score next time you try and shit post you autistic retard

askme
askme

calls pretend IQ results medical experience
heh, nice try kid

StonedTime
StonedTime

No legit IQ test goes past 140-150.
Nice LARP op.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

frogposting bait
almost 200 replies
fuck me Veeky Forums you really are morons

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

why does everyone keep saying this?
you people are stupid
this was a CLINICAL test, not just some random IQ test for people

educate yourselves before making more idiotic comments

JunkTop
JunkTop

IQ tests aren't statistically meaningful at that point.

hairygrape
hairygrape

All you people doubting him are brainlets. I have a 200+ IQ and i got a C in cal 2

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Emberfire
Emberfire

It's not just you! Also check this out:
media.giphy.com/media/47xqMrjTiFPslA0AOK/giphy.gif - more information on gif image

DeathDog
DeathDog

what percentile is that?
some tests have a standard deviation at 30 iq points

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

depends on how shitty your proffesor is

TechHater
TechHater

yeah right
I'm pretty sure IQ tests don't even measure that high

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

just for everyone's information, Grothendieck's IQ was tested to be 92.
There's literally 0 correlation between IQ and math ability.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

kekd

Evilember
Evilember

Grothendieck's 92 IQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savant_syndrome
The rain man also had an average IQ "Peek scored below average (87) on general IQ tests"

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

so are you saying people can have really low iq's and be good at stuff or have a really high iq and be not much good at anything?

SniperGod
SniperGod

depends on the test famalam. what was it called? WAIS? Stanford-Binet? Raven's Progressive Matrices? Something else? The standard deviation is important; a score is meaningless without it.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

My IQ is 199.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Idk dude
I said earlier it was at her clinic so I had no idea what she was using

plus it was in Mexico
all she did was convert the score here and adjusted it for the USA tests

King_Martha
King_Martha

it was hard for me because I went to highschool in georgia, where i never studied other than 5min before every test and quiz, and graduated top 10. Then I take cal one and the only studying I do is the graded homework for the class, which this proff made harder than exam questions. Then I get into calc 2 and theres no homework, I was never tought to practice and study on my own merit, and I barely survive with a B. calc 2 really seems like its going too fast for someone who didint take AP calc in highschool, I ended up programing the derivatives I couldnt remember into my TI-84 and now that dishonesty is starting to catch up with me.

Cheating just the smallest bit hurts you just as hard later on.

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I have ADD, rarer version of ADHD officially called ADHD; inattentive type.
If i take an IQ test unmedicated I make 2 digit monkey scores, but with some speed I make Grad student scores. I think time management is key in these tests, you may be dumb as a brick but if you can think fast you can score well.
Is right, If you fuckers really are getting IQ scores higher than 150 the overall scores would be lowered again. The IQ test scores inflate over time so that the norm is always around 100.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Ahah got ya!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

so are you saying people can have really low iq's and be good at stuff
they dont have to simply be good, they can be excellent youtu.be/Ak2jxmhCH1M
or have a really high iq and be not much good at anything?
Thats a possiblity, but it doesnt matter to the conversation.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Aggrandizing is actually a lot more intuitive for romance language speakers.

5mileys
5mileys

Calc II was easy. It's just Calc I backwards :^)
Seriously though, almost half my Calc II class failed and I got an A without even showing up or studying.
I have no idea what my IQ is though.

likme
likme

it's possible that you got that score from taking lessons from Richard and Mortimer :^)

Methnerd
Methnerd

Seriously though, I don't get what the fuss is with calc II. If you paid attention and understand your calc I material, it's super easy. Same with diff eq, discrete math, and linear algebra. If you know your basics, none of it is actually hard, it's just applying the shit you already know in new ways.

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