Female litizen here. I wouldn't normally disclse my gender but I have to make an announcement. Guys, when girls who read good books are in the library and you see them browsing, DON'T act so desperately and talk to them like you found a raft in the Pacific. It's honestly kind of creepy and annoying.
Girls would read have the same standards as girls who don't. Having a love of books in common doesn't excuse an unshaven face or clinginess. And if you read and play on a rugby team that's even better ;)
Jose Mitchell
hey girl
pls shit on my chest
Logan Morris
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Thomas Hill
>that 0/10 bait the summer is excruciating
Aiden White
I know this is b8, but as a fit ex rugby playing reader I am still salty as fuck that I'm terrible with girls.
Dominic Scott
Reported.
Julian Jones
I hate you so goddamn much
When I'm dictator you and the entire female race are going to pay and pay heavily, mark my fucking words.
Hunter Peterson
a dictator that uses collective penalty doesn't seem like a good leader.
Carson Nelson
did you ever think the guy just wants to talk to said girl about the fucking books she's checking out rather than just trying to get with her in a sexual way?
but that's how the female mind works i guess.
Jonathan Watson
>how to moronic and attentionwhorish mind works
fixed that for you. but sure, go on with your generalizations. i just hope it makes you happy, since there is no point in doing it otherwise.
Parker Thomas
so no. you didnt.
Luis Gonzalez
no, i didn't. you have to fix it yourself.
Levi Powell
>actually responding to this bait
fuck off, newfags
Benjamin Fisher
Women should be more cruel when they reject men.
John Roberts
being honest instead of cruel would be even better. that way the rejected has the chance to resolve the issue and do better next time.
Dominic Ross
every fucking time i see a girl in a bookish setting, she's in my fucking way. she's always got some literal fucking trash in her hands, and she's just standing there, right in fucking front of the bookshelf, in the way. as though she doesn't see my big fat ass coming pver and and huffing urgently at the bookshelf i have come to raid while she looks at the latest toni morrison bullshit or whatever, oblivious, until my existemce becomes too painful for them and they give me a look of disgust or roll their eyes, as if i could for an instant have the remotest attraction to the human equivalent of a traffic cone in my fucking way. fuck you entitled cunts. if men come to talk to you, fuck them too. just stay out of my fatass neckbearded way when i roll up in the library. that's my turf.
Adam Wright
h-hey what are you reading user-chan???
Jack Robinson
fresh air is always welcome
captcha : newbliss calle
Luke Roberts
Aren't library books arranged by topic and author? If she's in your way, you're trying to read the same trash she is.
Leo Cruz
fuck you, i do what i want
Lincoln Mitchell
smaller libraries maximize space by slamming a shitload of books into one shelf. anyway, fuck you for interfering with my rant.
Levi Carter
with this being aknowledged as shitposting thread, let us proceed to
>be me >wake up from a coma >see this
what do
Carson Thomas
In my library the shelves are sorted as "fiction" "poetry" "drama" etc and then in alphabetical order by the author's last name.
Joshua Sullivan
This. This right here! THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO RETURN TO SYLLOGISM!
No one unperverted by the "philosophers" would say that this statement is true; they'll tell you that it is false because he will never become dictator. Not so with """learned""" men! They will that because he is wrong the statement is true! They will tell you that the implications of a liar are always true but those based on truth need scrutiny. The unperverted of course spit in their faces; they refer to """""""material implication""""""" by a truer name: Satanism.
BURN HERETICS BURN HERESY NO TEACHINGS BUT THOSE OF ARISTOTLE AND THE KORAN!!!
Anthony Green
well, i'm not talking about your library.
William Fisher
I like boys but I still get nervous around girls. is this genuine shyness or mommy issues?
Colton Cruz
is this y-your daughter?
Jose Hall
Oh shut the fuck up
Wyatt Morgan
>/r9k/ is so lonely that they roleplay as girls on Veeky Forums
Jayden Perez
Lucky for you I don't go to libraries anyway.
Jack Clark
You instinctively recognize the terrible power a woman has over you. All she has to do is scream and you'll get wrestled to the ground.
Julian Howard
Library can also mean bookstore in many european languages, so that's probably why the poster didn't bookstore instead.
Example, French:
Bibliothèque = Library Librairie = Bookstore
Yes, it's confusing at first.
Andrew Morris
...but all i have to fo is wrestle her to the ground and she'll be wrestled to the ground.
Carson Nguyen
>female frogposter
Surely the world is coming to an end.
Lucas Bailey
If I knew a girl was into rugby players I wouldn't bother approaching her.
Brandon Collins
No one cares lol. You're only upset because you got approached by a loser, as a guy would be who got hit on by an ugly girl. This post has absolutely nothing to do with literature.