1) what is best jaffa brand?

1) what is best jaffa brand?
2) is it a cake or a biscuit?
3) is it a manchild snack?
4) can you actually be eating those and be considered alpha?
5) can you actually be eating those and be considered white?

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>1) what is best jaffa brand?
teal'c's
>2) is it a cake or a biscuit?
cake that's why they're called jaffa cakes
>3) is it a manchild snack?
no
>4) can you actually be eating those and be considered alpha?
yes
>5) can you actually be eating those and be considered white?
no

Isn't there a potatochan yet? I hate this Irish meme.

1) what is best jaffa brand?
The Lidl brand - not even joking

2) is it a cake or a biscuit?
It's whatever a Tunnocks tea cake is

3) is it a manchild snack?
Certainly not

4) can you actually be eating those and be considered alpha?
If you're alpha you can eat anything you want

5) can you actually be eating those and be considered white?
Obvs

milka orange jaffa is clearly the best jaffa, also niggers love to munch of those so perhaps it is not a white people's dessert anymore

1) McVitie's.

2) This was actually litigated in court, because it made a difference as to VAT due: VAT Tribunal case United Biscuits (LON/91/0160), quite a famous precedent as they brought a fucking giant Jaffa cake in to court to demonstrate. They are cakes - the biggest factor in favour of that determination is that biscuits go soggy when stale, but cakes go hard: and the Genoise sponge cake in Jaffa cakes go hard.

3) Don't be ridiculous. They're one of the best-selling lines. Manchildren are not even close to a big enough market.

4) "Alpha" is mythical. Why are you worried about whether what you are eating affects your masculinity? Don't be ridiculous.

5) Again, don't be ridiculous. We didn't even have a lot of black people here in the 1920s.

Sorry, but that's actually biscuit on the bottom of the Tunnock's tea cake.

The lidl brand ones are my favourite too

I completely forgot these existed until now.

>2) is it a cake or a biscuit?
it bothers me that people would even begin to consider these a biscuit.
Its biscuit sized cake. there is no other comparison to be make between jaffa cakes and biscuits.

all of what he said.
and really, op, what were you thinking "is it white people food?" are you even aware that Britain exists?

1) Jacobs
2) I'd probably call it a "teacake"
3) if you have to ask this it doesn't matter because you're a manchild anyway
4) if you have to ask that it doesn't matter because you're not alpha anway
5) what?

Indeed.

>is it a manchild snack?
>can you actually be eating those and be considered alpha?
>can you actually be eating those and be considered white?

>manchild, alpha, white?

>Jaffa?

What the fuck does this have to do with eating some shitty orange cake?
Cunts like you take these memes way too seriously. I hope this is a joke. If not, leave Veeky Forums for at least a month and clear your fucking head.

Is Jaffa based?
Is Jaffa redpilled?
Do I get btfo by eating more than one Jaffa?
Is Jaffa /ourcake/ ?

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you're asking retarded questions.

Go jump from a bridge and die you braindead zombie. People like you are EVERYTHING that is wrong with this shitty board.

You seem upset?

I am.. It's because I'm overweight and I got the beetus

Balls in Messino are the best.

>square jaffa cakes
nah m8

>Sorry, but that's actually biscuit on the bottom of the Tunnock's tea cake.
It may contain a biscuit but the court has indeed ruled that it is a cake.

1) ukusibalkana.com/jaffa-crvenka-jaffa-keks-300g-n37672
2) a cake
3) It's just good stuff dummy
4) yea
5) It's produced in white countries and are consumed by whites, so of course.

I need to see this cake cut

>1) what is best jaffa brand?
McVitie's, obviously
>2) is it a cake or a biscuit?
Cake
Cakes are soft but go hard when they're stale
Biscuits are hard and go soft when they're stale
Jaffa cakes do the former, so they're a cake
>3) is it a manchild snack?
It is a bit weird for a grown man to eat this shit but whatever
>4) can you actually be eating those and be considered alpha?
Hahahaha you're a fucking faggot
>5) can you actually be eating those and be considered white?
I think most people who eat them are white

>friend got me a box of 100 jaffa cakes for my birthday
Trying not to eat like 20 a day is incredibly hard

Crvenka, who cares, no, yes, yes.