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We write a scientific article one sentence at a time, edit it in LaTeX and publish it somewhere.

Let us begin.

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For thousands of years, man has dreamt of becoming like the might cuttlefish.

This turns out not to be possible, the end.

This is what naysayers will proclaim but through the application of gene editing in combination with hormone therapy, cuttlefish conversion may be possible.

Our research team created the first Trans species individual by editing the DNA in a living human prison inmate, using CRISPR (Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats).

Most of human trials lived for a few days, but some subject lasted for weeks, which is an astounding success.

We also experimented to insert cuttlefish genome in human embryos with the intent to create a hybrid infants.

After much turmoil, long hours spent at the lab and observing incubation chambers, two subjects had lived beyond the three month mark, and were showing signs of excellent development, gaining weight in all the right places

It then became apparent that the Chinese study we intended to reproduce had in fact falsified data.

Until we later learned that jews were actually impersonating the Chinese and falseflagging by producing erroneous data under the Chinese name