We write a scientific article one sentence at a time, edit it in LaTeX and publish it somewhere.
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We write a scientific article one sentence at a time, edit it in LaTeX and publish it somewhere.
Let us begin.
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For thousands of years, man has dreamt of becoming like the might cuttlefish.
This turns out not to be possible, the end.
This is what naysayers will proclaim but through the application of gene editing in combination with hormone therapy, cuttlefish conversion may be possible.
Our research team created the first Trans species individual by editing the DNA in a living human prison inmate, using CRISPR (Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats).
Most of human trials lived for a few days, but some subject lasted for weeks, which is an astounding success.
We also experimented to insert cuttlefish genome in human embryos with the intent to create a hybrid infants.
After much turmoil, long hours spent at the lab and observing incubation chambers, two subjects had lived beyond the three month mark, and were showing signs of excellent development, gaining weight in all the right places
It then became apparent that the Chinese study we intended to reproduce had in fact falsified data.
Until we later learned that jews were actually impersonating the Chinese and falseflagging by producing erroneous data under the Chinese name
A Chinese research group did a similar experiments inserting Dog genome inside a Human female, but then they ate the female subject.
500 miles per Jew were crashed into a cuttlefish at embryonic speeds.
The results were, however, inconclusive.
Which resulted in the implication that the act of being "BLACKED" increased one's intellectual capacities.
According Dr. Wong who led Chinese research the groin meat was quote "particularly delicious" and "more research is needed"
Needless to say these Chinese and Jewish researchers produced formidable results while maintaining highly commendable work ethics, something we aspire to do in this study as well.
We also tried to combine Jewish Big Brain Phenotype with BBC (Big Afromerican Penis), but that resulted in a strange goblin like hybrid creature that our team call Muttis americanus
It is believed that the Muttis americanus will prove once and for all that .999... does not equal 1.
According to Dr. Schlomo all animal rights of human cattle were respected, respecting the environment recycling collagen from the dead subjects.
However, in 2017 a team of Somalia scientist working on the deep space research lab on Titan came up with another theory.
That humans were already animals to begin with, thus nullifying all previous "interspecies" jargon to begin with.
Dr. Schlomo said that by replacing humans with
obedient genetically modified human cattle who won't complain about low wages,
this will be very profitable, reducing costs,
increasing economic productivity on (((global))) scale
The Somali research team in Titan
plans to go even deeper
into Uranus.
The Japanese team from the WAIFU project at HENTAI research lab, had success in creating the first Genetically engineered Cat Girl, and the Japanese team found out by a series of experiments that catgirls can successfully reproduce with humans producing fertile offspring.
Figure 1: General anatomy of an cuttlefish
Japan planned to become the first nation to commercialize genetically engineering cat girls for private ownership, but the project was delayed due to legal concerns about the young age of the commercialized products, 14 years old were deemed too young by specialists.
After setting foot deep into the centre of uranus a startling discover was made by the Somalians. There was life on Uranus and one with close resemblence to species found on earth such as cuttlefish (fig1.). However these weren't just any ordinary cuttlefish they also had the ability to copulate with any other lifeform raising further doubts on the origin of man.
Fig. 2. One of subjects after the genetic procedure.
Fig 3. Archeological Evidence. "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife"
From the discovery of the Somali team inside Uranus, we found old painting in Japan as archeological evidence that Uranus extraterrestrial creatures copulated with humans in past.
Several researchers from all across the world plan send missions to Uranus, for conducting experiments deep inside Uranus, along side the Somali team, to study the extraterrestrial life found in Uranus.
The Uranus missions were delayed because one of the SpaceX Falcon Heavy rockets carrying supplies and equipment exploded in Uranus.
Cuttlefish men's tentacles grew as expected.
Although sadly the tentacles lack the gripping abilities typicall observed outside the lab.
Calamity ensued as some of the supplies containing superbugs were now floating towards uranus which would cause drastic changes to the current wildlife on Uranus.
this is also why 0.9999 = 1
A novel method to calculate the surface area under a curve was invented.
But hey, that's just a theory!
1. Introduction
A Gauss
As head resrarcher, it was evident my dick was the biggest. Everyone else was either a manlet with a tiny dick or a female who very much appreciated the leangth and girth of my 'ween' as I affectionately called it.
Q.E.D.
For the discussion i will be undertaking a review of 'The Bell Curve' from a race realist perspective.
I shall let my inferiority conplex be the guiding light of this discussion so consider none of it scientifically valid
So that is why saying 'Dirac delta function' is no longer a formal mistake
Now to conclude one might be astounded by the average IQ of 85 of american blacks, or the aborigines at 65, the african pygymies still less at 55, but when you place it alongside their historic progress or modern behavioural inclinations a more coherent picture begins to form.
The theoretical groundwork laid by Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff has expanded our field of study and yields a completely new perspective.
We realized nearly one year into our experiment, however, that the human tissue of the hybrid could not tolerate the saltines required by the cuttlefish tissues.
This led to the choice of using african tissue instead of human tissue
Thus providing conclusive proof that we as scientists are absolutely useless after 7 o clock.
Let [math]H[/math] be a separable Hilbert space.
Recently, Terence Tao, Head Dreamer of the department of Social Studies at the Indian Institute of Technology, has released a paper detailing how this man/fish hybrid might be achievable through some cutting edge theoretical applications of Wheel Theory, a pioneering mathematical field of study highly regarded as the future of Applied Mathematics.
The Wheel Theory consist basically in reinventing the wheel. i.e. deriving all the math from scratch from a set of 20 axioms but assuming that Gödel's incompleteness theorems is false.
what a man
According to the PhDs. Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff these amazing discoveries could change the history of humankind.
However these claims are yet to be verified in the journal in which the paper was submitted
sfghnsfghsfghsfghsfhgssss you stupid ni g err
\begin{itemize}
\item you're a faggot OP
\item a fat faggot
\end{itemize}
\section{Niggers}\label{TheNiggerSection}
After much testing on the cuttlefish and attempts to make cuttle fish waifu hybrids, we began letting the cuttlefish perform experiments on our female researchers and were both delighted and astonished to find they had successfully found a way to turn our colleagues into cuttlefish fish.
According to psychoanalytic theory of Sigmund Freud, our desire to find cuttlefish-like organisms on other planets stems from a trauma in the anal-oral development stage.
Further testing using Tay's Method revealed no correlation.
>cuttle fish waifu hybrids
I got you covered senpai
Fig 4. Squidgirl specimens
Thus we can also prove [math]0.\bar{9} \neq 1[/math] b there are an infinite amount of 9's and infinity has no rational end.
Cuttlefish? More like CUDDLEFISH!
Thus, a singularity can only be manifested as a derivation of a pingularity. This suggests that the simulatory universe hypothesis and it's inherent and outherent developmental bottlenecks concerning bandwidth, bandheight, and banddepth result in evidence of ultimate existentially itself being a mass marketed computronium bottle rather than computronium can and that it is traded by and between reality swigging higher order extra dimensional beings.
Researchers in Australia concluded that drinking the bottle could elucidate further findings. After doing so the protosimulatoryuniversecomputroniumbottle was thrown into the air over a campfire and shot with a standard issue phaser whilst exclamations of "In the name of signs" were exclaimed, presumably doing so in the name of "science".
Finding the area under the curve, somehow you'd like to sum up a bunch of rectangles that are super duper thin whose heights are f(x) evaluated at various (evenly spaced out) points.
this caused horrible diarhhoe in the test subjects.
Surprisingly, the cuttlefish were completely unaffected by this incident.
All analytics were done in excel by means of highly technical VBA scripts. R was not not selected for analysis due to its limited package availability.
Trump is an evil nazi, homophobe, xenophobe, sexist, racist, beast.
Conclusion, I was phone.
Titled: An Exploration into Racialist Attitudes Surrounding Human-Cuttlefish Genome Splicing in Modern Western and Correlate Cultures
Drs. user and user, Ph. D, MD., M.S. et al.
I can hear my mother masturbating in the other room.
Fig5. Genetic Engineered Cuttlefish Human Hybrid
Fig 6. Sample of Cuttlefish-Humanoid released in the wild
One researcher claims global ban of all /pol/ users is the first step in perfecting cuttlefish genetic conversion technology.
After controlling for variables and cross validating our data, we’ve concluded that the quality of our discussions on the cuddlefish-hominids increase 98.643% with a 98% confidence interval If all /pol/ users were banned. There was a near perfect correlation between discussion quality increase and /pol/ user removal.
Genetic and transcriptome analyses revealed that Veeky Forums and /b/ are homologous with an immense similarity in genomic structure and transcription products.
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Further analyses revealed that anime is shit.
Let [math]\mathbb{A} = \{A, AA, AAA...\}[/math] be an infinite set.
Let [math]f: \mathbb{A} \rightarrow \mathbb{A}[/math] be a function such that relates an element from [math]\mathbb{A}[/math] with the element from [math]\mathbb{A}[/math] that has one more A than the original. Example:
[math]f(AA) = AAA[/math]
It's easy to prove that [math]f[/math] is an injective function.
This set under the [math]f[/math] function satisfies all of the Peano axioms, and it's therefore equal to the set of natural numbers. Do you think the old people who set up the rules are smarter than you and your peers? No? So then live freely and make your own.
That concludes section1. Let us progress to section 2 where will be discussing the effects of micropenis on human psychology using Veeky Forums as an example
Section 1: For thousands of years, man has dreamt of becoming like the might cuttlefish. "This turns out not to be possible, the end." This is what naysayers will proclaim but through the application of gene editing in combination with hormone therapy, cuttlefish conversion may be possible.
Our research team created the first Trans species individual by editing the DNA in a living human prison inmate, using CRISPR (Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats). Most of human trials lived for a few days, but some subject lasted for weeks, which is an astounding success.
We also experimented to insert cuttlefish genome in human embryos with the intent to create a hybrid infants. After much turmoil, long hours spent at the lab and observing incubation chambers, two subjects had lived beyond the three month mark, and were showing signs of excellent development, gaining weight in all the right places. It then became apparent that the Chinese study we intended to reproduce had in fact falsified data. Until we later learned that jews were actually impersonating the Chinese and falseflagging by producing erroneous data under the Chinese name.
A Chinese research group did a similar experiments inserting Dog genome inside a Human female, but then they ate the female subject. 500 miles per Jew were crashed into a cuttlefish at embryonic speeds. 500 miles per Jew were crashed into a cuttlefish at embryonic speeds. The results were, however, inconclusive.
Section 1.0.1.
Which resulted in the implication that the act of being "BLACKED" increased one's intellectual capacities. According Dr. Wong who led Chinese research the groin meat was quote "particularly delicious" and "more research is needed" Needless to say these Chinese and Jewish researchers produced formidable results while maintaining highly commendable work ethics, something we aspire to do in this study as well. We also tried to combine Jewish Big Brain Phenotype with BBC (Big Afromerican Penis), but that resulted in a strange goblin like hybrid creature that our team call Muttis americanus.
It is believed that the Muttis americanus will prove once and for all that .999... does not equal 1. However, in 2017 a team of Somalia scientist working on the deep space research lab on Titan came up with another theory. That humans were already animals to begin with, thus nullifying all previous "interspecies" jargon to begin with.
Figure 1: General anatomy of an cuttlefish. Japan planned to become the first nation to commercialize genetically engineering cat girls for private ownership, but the project was delayed due to legal concerns about the young age of the commercialized products, 14 years old were deemed too young by specialists. After setting foot deep into the centre of uranus a startling discover was made by the Somalians. There was life on Uranus and one with close resemblence to species found on earth such as cuttlefish (fig1.). However these weren't just any ordinary cuttlefish they also had the ability to copulate with any other lifeform raising further doubts on the origin of man.
Fig. 2. One of subjects after the genetic procedure.
Fig 3. Archeological Evidence. "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife"
From the discovery of the Somali team inside Uranus, we found old painting in Japan as archeological evidence that Uranus extraterrestrial creatures copulated with humans in past.
Aren't all scientific papers written one sentence at a time?
that was what we thought however our research has pointed out that
publishable scientific papers are merely the reviewer's irrational beliefs regurgitated back at them.
They bonded with humans so well, they moved into an uninhibited continent that they called Africa
The findings in this series of studies and this study (both singular and plural simultaneously) swiftly prompted individual people of the puerarchy, relatively smarter than the geriarchy, to make their own rules and live freely - however factoring in semiartificially elongated musky smelling lifespans, the collective intelligence of the geriarchy was far greater than the puerarchy and an assortment of puerarchy combinotrons were functionally injected, after their research and ideas were "compensationlessly borrowed" through a knowledge creation harvesting facility known as a "school" before moving onto another harvesting facility coined a "university" and before one more and mostly final harvesting facility referred to as "the internet": in light of this, the study participates and researches have found that this pale blue dot speck of a world is not light enough, nor dark enough, for that which we seek to accomplish; also, a coresearch copractitioneer had noted that there was another study excessively paralleling this study and that by simply replacing the word "cuttlefish" with the words "young innocent children" the other study could be elucidated, especially considering that the majority of research subjects were, indeed, innocent young cuttlefish children; please refer to the animated ".gif" image image in this paper located either above or below or attached to this file in order to view one of the cuttlefish's many possible final forms.
The reader is no doubt aware of the colloquial platitude uttered under such occurences: in that all crisping apparatuses parch leavened dough to ones dialed in specifications.
The cuttle fish were then judged on their ability to climb a tree.
Surprisingly, they performed better than the sample of monkeys.
Conclusively, niggers tongue my anus.
Igor and Grichka know everything, and Bush did 9/11.
I keked
for all these reasons we can conclusively prove that [math] \pi = 3.14 [/math] and by consequence [math] \tau = 2\pi + 0.00318531 [/math] and thus: [math] \frac{\sin{x + 1}}{\sin{x + \pi} = 1 - \pi [/math]
% what if they are?
0.9999999 = God
Just wanted to point out that OP's image is actually wrong. In this case, red should be at the bottom, refracted with the smallest angle, and violet should be at the top.
Recent paleontological findings have undermined our success.
Success undermining has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.