ITT

SniperWish
SniperWish

We write a scientific article one sentence at a time, edit it in LaTeX and publish it somewhere.

Let us begin.

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All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=8L54s2m1dPs
pdos.csail.mit.edu/archive/scigen/
youtube.com/watch?v=EOSDDiMOA08
youtube.com/watch?v=2m2-7tel7aM
youhaveautism.com

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

For thousands of years, man has dreamt of becoming like the might cuttlefish.

MPmaster
MPmaster

This turns out not to be possible, the end.

happy_sad
happy_sad

This is what naysayers will proclaim but through the application of gene editing in combination with hormone therapy, cuttlefish conversion may be possible.

massdebater
massdebater

Our research team created the first Trans species individual by editing the DNA in a living human prison inmate, using CRISPR (Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats).

Techpill
Techpill

Most of human trials lived for a few days, but some subject lasted for weeks, which is an astounding success.

Snarelure
Snarelure

We also experimented to insert cuttlefish genome in human embryos with the intent to create a hybrid infants.

Emberfire
Emberfire

After much turmoil, long hours spent at the lab and observing incubation chambers, two subjects had lived beyond the three month mark, and were showing signs of excellent development, gaining weight in all the right places

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It then became apparent that the Chinese study we intended to reproduce had in fact falsified data.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Until we later learned that jews were actually impersonating the Chinese and falseflagging by producing erroneous data under the Chinese name

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

A Chinese research group did a similar experiments inserting Dog genome inside a Human female, but then they ate the female subject.

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

500 miles per Jew were crashed into a cuttlefish at embryonic speeds.

Booteefool
Booteefool

The results were, however, inconclusive.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Which resulted in the implication that the act of being "BLACKED" increased one's intellectual capacities.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

According Dr. Wong who led Chinese research the groin meat was quote "particularly delicious" and "more research is needed"

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Needless to say these Chinese and Jewish researchers produced formidable results while maintaining highly commendable work ethics, something we aspire to do in this study as well.

massdebater
massdebater

We also tried to combine Jewish Big Brain Phenotype with BBC (Big Afromerican Penis), but that resulted in a strange goblin like hybrid creature that our team call Muttis americanus

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It is believed that the Muttis americanus will prove once and for all that .999... does not equal 1.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

According to Dr. Schlomo all animal rights of human cattle were respected, respecting the environment recycling collagen from the dead subjects.

TechHater
TechHater

However, in 2017 a team of Somalia scientist working on the deep space research lab on Titan came up with another theory.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

That humans were already animals to begin with, thus nullifying all previous "interspecies" jargon to begin with.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Dr. Schlomo said that by replacing humans with
obedient genetically modified human cattle who won't complain about low wages,
this will be very profitable, reducing costs,
increasing economic productivity on (((global))) scale

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

The Somali research team in Titan
plans to go even deeper
into Uranus.

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The Japanese team from the WAIFU project at HENTAI research lab, had success in creating the first Genetically engineered Cat Girl, and the Japanese team found out by a series of experiments that catgirls can successfully reproduce with humans producing fertile offspring.

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Playboyize
Playboyize

Figure 1: General anatomy of an cuttlefish

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Japan planned to become the first nation to commercialize genetically engineering cat girls for private ownership, but the project was delayed due to legal concerns about the young age of the commercialized products, 14 years old were deemed too young by specialists.

Skullbone
Skullbone

After setting foot deep into the centre of uranus a startling discover was made by the Somalians. There was life on Uranus and one with close resemblence to species found on earth such as cuttlefish (fig1.). However these weren't just any ordinary cuttlefish they also had the ability to copulate with any other lifeform raising further doubts on the origin of man.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Fig. 2. One of subjects after the genetic procedure.

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Fig 3. Archeological Evidence. "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife"

From the discovery of the Somali team inside Uranus, we found old painting in Japan as archeological evidence that Uranus extraterrestrial creatures copulated with humans in past.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Several researchers from all across the world plan send missions to Uranus, for conducting experiments deep inside Uranus, along side the Somali team, to study the extraterrestrial life found in Uranus.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The Uranus missions were delayed because one of the SpaceX Falcon Heavy rockets carrying supplies and equipment exploded in Uranus.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Cuttlefish men's tentacles grew as expected.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Although sadly the tentacles lack the gripping abilities typicall observed outside the lab.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Calamity ensued as some of the supplies containing superbugs were now floating towards uranus which would cause drastic changes to the current wildlife on Uranus.

Techpill
Techpill

this is also why 0.9999 = 1

Spamalot
Spamalot

A novel method to calculate the surface area under a curve was invented.

happy_sad
happy_sad

But hey, that's just a theory!

cum2soon
cum2soon

1. Introduction

w8t4u
w8t4u

A Gauss

Techpill
Techpill

As head resrarcher, it was evident my dick was the biggest. Everyone else was either a manlet with a tiny dick or a female who very much appreciated the leangth and girth of my 'ween' as I affectionately called it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Q.E.D.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

For the discussion i will be undertaking a review of 'The Bell Curve' from a race realist perspective.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I shall let my inferiority conplex be the guiding light of this discussion so consider none of it scientifically valid

whereismyname
whereismyname

So that is why saying 'Dirac delta function' is no longer a formal mistake

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Now to conclude one might be astounded by the average IQ of 85 of american blacks, or the aborigines at 65, the african pygymies still less at 55, but when you place it alongside their historic progress or modern behavioural inclinations a more coherent picture begins to form.

massdebater
massdebater

The theoretical groundwork laid by Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff has expanded our field of study and yields a completely new perspective.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

We realized nearly one year into our experiment, however, that the human tissue of the hybrid could not tolerate the saltines required by the cuttlefish tissues.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

This led to the choice of using african tissue instead of human tissue

Nojokur
Nojokur

Thus providing conclusive proof that we as scientists are absolutely useless after 7 o clock.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Let [math]H[/math] be a separable Hilbert space.

idontknow
idontknow

Recently, Terence Tao, Head Dreamer of the department of Social Studies at the Indian Institute of Technology, has released a paper detailing how this man/fish hybrid might be achievable through some cutting edge theoretical applications of Wheel Theory, a pioneering mathematical field of study highly regarded as the future of Applied Mathematics.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

The Wheel Theory consist basically in reinventing the wheel. i.e. deriving all the math from scratch from a set of 20 axioms but assuming that Gödel's incompleteness theorems is false.

Booteefool
Booteefool

what a man

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

According to the PhDs. Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff these amazing discoveries could change the history of humankind.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

However these claims are yet to be verified in the journal in which the paper was submitted

Nojokur
Nojokur

sfghnsfghsfghsfghsfhgssss you stupid ni g err

Bidwell
Bidwell

\begin{itemize}
\item you're a faggot OP
\item a fat faggot
\end{itemize}
\section{Niggers}\label{TheNiggerSection}

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

After much testing on the cuttlefish and attempts to make cuttle fish waifu hybrids, we began letting the cuttlefish perform experiments on our female researchers and were both delighted and astonished to find they had successfully found a way to turn our colleagues into cuttlefish fish.

Snarelure
Snarelure

According to psychoanalytic theory of Sigmund Freud, our desire to find cuttlefish-like organisms on other planets stems from a trauma in the anal-oral development stage.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Further testing using Tay's Method revealed no correlation.

likme
likme

cuttle fish waifu hybrids
I got you covered senpai

Fig 4. Squidgirl specimens

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Thus we can also prove [math]0.\bar{9} \neq 1[/math] b there are an infinite amount of 9's and infinity has no rational end.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Cuttlefish? More like CUDDLEFISH!

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Thus, a singularity can only be manifested as a derivation of a pingularity. This suggests that the simulatory universe hypothesis and it's inherent and outherent developmental bottlenecks concerning bandwidth, bandheight, and banddepth result in evidence of ultimate existentially itself being a mass marketed computronium bottle rather than computronium can and that it is traded by and between reality swigging higher order extra dimensional beings.
Researchers in Australia concluded that drinking the bottle could elucidate further findings. After doing so the protosimulatoryuniversecomputroniumbottle was thrown into the air over a campfire and shot with a standard issue phaser whilst exclamations of "In the name of signs" were exclaimed, presumably doing so in the name of "science".

likme
likme

Finding the area under the curve, somehow you'd like to sum up a bunch of rectangles that are super duper thin whose heights are f(x) evaluated at various (evenly spaced out) points.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

this caused horrible diarhhoe in the test subjects.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Surprisingly, the cuttlefish were completely unaffected by this incident.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

All analytics were done in excel by means of highly technical VBA scripts. R was not not selected for analysis due to its limited package availability.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Trump is an evil nazi, homophobe, xenophobe, sexist, racist, beast.

massdebater
massdebater

Conclusion, I was phone.

idontknow
idontknow

Titled: An Exploration into Racialist Attitudes Surrounding Human-Cuttlefish Genome Splicing in Modern Western and Correlate Cultures

Drs. user and user, Ph. D, MD., M.S. et al.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I can hear my mother masturbating in the other room.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Fig5. Genetic Engineered Cuttlefish Human Hybrid

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Flameblow
Flameblow

Fig 6. Sample of Cuttlefish-Humanoid released in the wild

youtube.com/watch?v=8L54s2m1dPs

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idontknow
idontknow

One researcher claims global ban of all /pol/ users is the first step in perfecting cuttlefish genetic conversion technology.

RavySnake
RavySnake

After controlling for variables and cross validating our data, we’ve concluded that the quality of our discussions on the cuddlefish-hominids increase 98.643% with a 98% confidence interval If all /pol/ users were banned. There was a near perfect correlation between discussion quality increase and /pol/ user removal.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Genetic and transcriptome analyses revealed that Veeky Forums and /b/ are homologous with an immense similarity in genomic structure and transcription products.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

\documentclass{a4paper}[article]

farquit
farquit

Further analyses revealed that anime is shit.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Let [math]\mathbb{A} = \{A, AA, AAA...\}[/math] be an infinite set.

Let [math]f: \mathbb{A} \rightarrow \mathbb{A}[/math] be a function such that relates an element from [math]\mathbb{A}[/math] with the element from [math]\mathbb{A}[/math] that has one more A than the original. Example:
[math]f(AA) = AAA[/math]

It's easy to prove that [math]f[/math] is an injective function.

This set under the [math]f[/math] function satisfies all of the Peano axioms, and it's therefore equal to the set of natural numbers. Do you think the old people who set up the rules are smarter than you and your peers? No? So then live freely and make your own.

MPmaster
MPmaster

That concludes section1. Let us progress to section 2 where will be discussing the effects of micropenis on human psychology using Veeky Forums as an example

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Section 1: For thousands of years, man has dreamt of becoming like the might cuttlefish. "This turns out not to be possible, the end." This is what naysayers will proclaim but through the application of gene editing in combination with hormone therapy, cuttlefish conversion may be possible.

Our research team created the first Trans species individual by editing the DNA in a living human prison inmate, using CRISPR (Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats). Most of human trials lived for a few days, but some subject lasted for weeks, which is an astounding success.

We also experimented to insert cuttlefish genome in human embryos with the intent to create a hybrid infants. After much turmoil, long hours spent at the lab and observing incubation chambers, two subjects had lived beyond the three month mark, and were showing signs of excellent development, gaining weight in all the right places. It then became apparent that the Chinese study we intended to reproduce had in fact falsified data. Until we later learned that jews were actually impersonating the Chinese and falseflagging by producing erroneous data under the Chinese name.

A Chinese research group did a similar experiments inserting Dog genome inside a Human female, but then they ate the female subject. 500 miles per Jew were crashed into a cuttlefish at embryonic speeds. 500 miles per Jew were crashed into a cuttlefish at embryonic speeds. The results were, however, inconclusive.

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Section 1.0.1.

Which resulted in the implication that the act of being "BLACKED" increased one's intellectual capacities. According Dr. Wong who led Chinese research the groin meat was quote "particularly delicious" and "more research is needed" Needless to say these Chinese and Jewish researchers produced formidable results while maintaining highly commendable work ethics, something we aspire to do in this study as well. We also tried to combine Jewish Big Brain Phenotype with BBC (Big Afromerican Penis), but that resulted in a strange goblin like hybrid creature that our team call Muttis americanus.

It is believed that the Muttis americanus will prove once and for all that .999... does not equal 1. However, in 2017 a team of Somalia scientist working on the deep space research lab on Titan came up with another theory. That humans were already animals to begin with, thus nullifying all previous "interspecies" jargon to begin with.

Figure 1: General anatomy of an cuttlefish. Japan planned to become the first nation to commercialize genetically engineering cat girls for private ownership, but the project was delayed due to legal concerns about the young age of the commercialized products, 14 years old were deemed too young by specialists. After setting foot deep into the centre of uranus a startling discover was made by the Somalians. There was life on Uranus and one with close resemblence to species found on earth such as cuttlefish (fig1.). However these weren't just any ordinary cuttlefish they also had the ability to copulate with any other lifeform raising further doubts on the origin of man.

Fig. 2. One of subjects after the genetic procedure.

Fig 3. Archeological Evidence. "The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife"

From the discovery of the Somali team inside Uranus, we found old painting in Japan as archeological evidence that Uranus extraterrestrial creatures copulated with humans in past.

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idontknow
idontknow

Aren't all scientific papers written one sentence at a time?

Skullbone
Skullbone

that was what we thought however our research has pointed out that

SniperGod
SniperGod

publishable scientific papers are merely the reviewer's irrational beliefs regurgitated back at them.

Booteefool
Booteefool

They bonded with humans so well, they moved into an uninhibited continent that they called Africa

Emberburn
Emberburn

The findings in this series of studies and this study (both singular and plural simultaneously) swiftly prompted individual people of the puerarchy, relatively smarter than the geriarchy, to make their own rules and live freely - however factoring in semiartificially elongated musky smelling lifespans, the collective intelligence of the geriarchy was far greater than the puerarchy and an assortment of puerarchy combinotrons were functionally injected, after their research and ideas were "compensationlessly borrowed" through a knowledge creation harvesting facility known as a "school" before moving onto another harvesting facility coined a "university" and before one more and mostly final harvesting facility referred to as "the internet": in light of this, the study participates and researches have found that this pale blue dot speck of a world is not light enough, nor dark enough, for that which we seek to accomplish; also, a coresearch copractitioneer had noted that there was another study excessively paralleling this study and that by simply replacing the word "cuttlefish" with the words "young innocent children" the other study could be elucidated, especially considering that the majority of research subjects were, indeed, innocent young cuttlefish children; please refer to the animated ".gif" image image in this paper located either above or below or attached to this file in order to view one of the cuttlefish's many possible final forms.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The reader is no doubt aware of the colloquial platitude uttered under such occurences: in that all crisping apparatuses parch leavened dough to ones dialed in specifications.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

The cuttle fish were then judged on their ability to climb a tree.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Surprisingly, they performed better than the sample of monkeys.

FastChef
FastChef

Conclusively, niggers tongue my anus.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Igor and Grichka know everything, and Bush did 9/11.

farquit
farquit

I keked

WebTool
WebTool

for all these reasons we can conclusively prove that [math] \pi = 3.14 [/math] and by consequence [math] \tau = 2\pi + 0.00318531 [/math] and thus: [math] \frac{\sin{x + 1}}{\sin{x + \pi} = 1 - \pi [/math]

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

% what if they are?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

0.9999999 = God

hairygrape
hairygrape

Just wanted to point out that OP's image is actually wrong. In this case, red should be at the bottom, refracted with the smallest angle, and violet should be at the top.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Recent paleontological findings have undermined our success.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Success undermining has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

OP better be writting this all down

cum2soon
cum2soon

in this section, we present a framework for investigating cuttlefish mesh networks. Despite the results by Zung and Lao, we can verify that cuttlefish systems can be made optimal, amphibious, and psychoacoustic. This seems to hold in most cases. Along these same lines, we estimate that the well-known large-scale algorithm for the synthesis of pheonotypes by Anderson [26] is recursively enumerable. Consider the early architecture by Harris et al.; our design is similar, but will actually solve this quandary. Figure 1 plots our solution's genere recoverey transit. This seems to hold in most cases.

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Figure 1: A system for RPCs.

CamEasting relies on the compelling design human cuttlefish hybrid in the recent seminal work by W. W. Li in the field of theory. Although this technique is continuously an unfortunate mission, it entirely conflicts with the need to provide gene networks to scholars. The architecture for our heuristic consists of four independent components: trainable models, Boolean logic, psychoacoustic theory, and read-write DNA. This seems to hold in most cases. We show CamEasting's Cuttlefish study in Figure 1. This is an extensive property of cuttlefish. We consider a gene consisting of n protien tables. See our previous technical report [3] for details [18].

On a similar note, despite the results by Takahashi et al., we can validate that randomized genes and simulated annealing can agree to address this challenge. We instrumented a trace, over the course of several years, arguing that our framework is feasible. We assume that the Splice can request genome fault tolerance without needing to visualize cuttlefish modalities. While steganographers entirely assume the exact opposite, CamEasting depends on this property for correct behavior. We hypothesize that each component of DNA creates erasure coding, independent of all other components. Therefore, the methodology that our heuristic uses is not feasible.

askme
askme

for this one i just went on

pdos.csail.mit.edu/archive/scigen/

wich is a computer science paper generator and replaced all the computer related words with cuttlefish and biology related words

Techpill
Techpill

Cat's breath smells like cat food.

Methshot
Methshot

Therefor birds smell like canned meat

Skullbone
Skullbone

Fig. 193. Man.

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Emberburn
Emberburn

The big black clock says quarter past bump o'clock!

Firespawn
Firespawn

Fuckin STANK NUGGETS

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Through repetitous study of the occult nature of Asian prisoners-of-war captured in the second World War, Professor Anthony "Chilly" Pepperstein was able to determine that, after ruthless psychological examination, the telepathic spies from China were attemping to purloin the mental elations of several American soldiers.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

By using lasers, we can measure the location of nipples.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Publish it on vixra. Then it will be better than half the stuff on it, lol. Even Veeky Forums cannot pretend to this stupid.

Methshot
Methshot

The weaponisation and usage in war has worried a lot of contemporary left-, ahum, respected scientists. Albeert Beareinstien (or was it berenstain?) has led this group to advocate that squids are kids and should be headpatted, not shooting eachother. Critics say: "why not both?"

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu ftaghn!

Skullbone
Skullbone

Before we get to our main result, we list a few applications.

1. Collissions between celestial objects. A long and heated debate has gone on for ages on the question what wpuld happen when a small 'ice star' would collide with a small 'lava star'. Although these objects are merely hypothetically shown to exist, we can settle this once and for all by our radical new method of calling OP a faggot.

Flameblow
Flameblow

2. Advanced predator prey interactions. Recent advances in techno-biology have led to multiple curious ecological questions. On such is the questions whether 1000 lions can defeat 10 well equipped US elite marines and if so, how. We show how to solve this problem by telling OP to go to reddit.

SniperWish
SniperWish

3. On faggotry. Even we cannot fully solve the ancient question of whether liking traps is gay or whether any spooky action from a close distance is gay. We do provide a new thought experiment: Schrodingers trap. Perhaps we would have had more progress if our engineer helped, but it seems he was more interested in mastrubating endlessly with a dragon dildo up his ass. The observation of this behaviour got too boring to have scientific merit, as is common of the work by engineers.

RumChicken
RumChicken

We also tackle some problems in mathematics. We sugges that Reimanns hypothesis can be disproven easily by showing it is a patriarchical by construction of an isometry between the roots on the critical line and your penis. We also show that almost all of mathematics can classified as isometric to a penis or ovaries and show what needs be done to trigger a communist revolution for strong independent womyn (or fags or anything not a white cis scum male!) who need no m*n.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Image above: Young OP chasing away that creepy old man that lives down the road from you.

Video below: OP post-Opeafagostickchrysalis transformation

youtube.com/watch?v=EOSDDiMOA08

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FastChef
FastChef

Also, our new methods will form a paradigm shift in psychology. We extend classifications of clinical autism in a case study in the sonic fandom and other furries.

We revive and improve the ideas of Shiggy diggy Freud, to ensure psychotherapy will be a lot more fun for the therapist, encouring usage of advanced techiniques of telling clients to kill themselves or saying that bad things happen because they touch themselves at night. (If they reply they don't do that, tell them you can help to change that) [NOTE TO REVIEWER 2: disagree and I'll send the ghost of Freud after you!]

Techpill
Techpill

Incident report number: 8947, start:

The lab was left unattended over spring break, upon returning to the research facility we found that the human-cuttlefish hybrids had escaped their containment chambers, jerryrigged a series of drip "pop off" rifles to hold off security forces and mask their escape and then promptly gained internet access from ocean or sewer or some other realms to email one of the researchers a music video link:

youtube.com/watch?v=2m2-7tel7aM

It appears that within the timespan of 24 hours after their escape they have learned English, how to access and use the internet and formed an amatuerish yet eeringly professional and befitting music band producing songs that holistically psychoanalyse society in order to directly continue and exacerbate the absurd insults on OP, posting in the past about events in the future, including right now - only indicating that they have now become timetravel capable in the future, and then hence present, and then thus past, which could account for their escape through paradoxical self rescue from their future selves whilst apparently also exhibiting both thankfulness and disheartened blame at an apparent other (the researches etc) for their own troubled existences.
We fear that the experiment has been too successful.
We fear that we have added to the list of things that go bump in the night.

Incident report number: 8947, end.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Black science man confirms this.

idontknow
idontknow

If you put the universe into a tube, you'd end up with a very long tube, probably extending twice the size of the universe, because when you collapse the universe it expands and will be -- you wouldn't want to put it into a tube

FastChef
FastChef

Observations in the subsequent period were invalidated due to the new graduate student being THICC, forcing a realignment of the research plan to allow for greater mentorship opportunities.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Kek I'm going to insert this into one of my lab reports

cum2soon
cum2soon

thusly

RavySnake
RavySnake

we have determined humanity to have been a mistake equal parts beautiful and erroneous

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

/thread

Flameblow
Flameblow

I believe these findings to be quite ingenious.

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

As a consequence of this theorem's falsification, there has been a notable uptick in the consumption of this alleged "sopa de macaco" among the Brazilian population.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Fin.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I'm a gaynigger from outer space.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Aulus Cornelius Celsus (25 BC - 50 AD) identified four cardinal signs of inflammation: redness, swelling, pain and shitposting.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

The conclusion to be drawn was obvious

5mileys
5mileys

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.

StonedTime
StonedTime

The sum of all natural numbers is -1/12.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

The proof is left as an exercise to the reader.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Thus there is enough data to confirm that OP is a faggot

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

However, magnetism disproves this.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Simple, it was all described by Wildberger in his graduate thesis [1]

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

therefore, memes.

StonedTime
StonedTime

For the love of God let's ignore this bullshit and turn our attention to the hard problem of consciousness.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

But actually, let's not do what the previous sentence proposed. It is known [20] that whoever wrote that sentence, was drunk, out of his mind, or both, define therefore p(x)V p(y). therefore, to complete the proof, we have to consider 2 cases. case 1: consider suicide.

Evilember
Evilember

Suppose the cuttlefish has achieved a mastemic proton count of twenty or more within the displacement of time measured by the monolectric euron inductor motor placed within its environment.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Hence from equation \eqref{eq:OPisAfag} we have
[eqn] u(x,t) = \int_{\mathbb{R}^3 \times \mathbb{R}} (\partial_s^2 - \Delta_y) u(y,s) \frac{\delta(t-s - |x-y|)}{4\pi |x-y|} dyds [/eqn]

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

[1] youhaveautism.com

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

QED

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Fig. 33: >shadman

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Snarelure
Snarelure

[math]Fig:[/math] [math]9,8,7,666,5,\mathbb{FORKEDTONGUE}[/math]

Skullbone
Skullbone

[math]\mathbb{OHSHITFORGOTPIC}[/math]

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Thus, it is clear. Henceforth.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

[eqn]\frac{\alpha\tau\alpha\sigma\theta\alpha\lambda o \sigma}{\pi}[/eqn]

farquit
farquit

Flexoelectrically zapped my balls off mate.

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