This goblin fucked models

>this goblin fucked models
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girls are interested in intellect and personality over looks

he's ugly and had sex with simone de beauvoir and others

Status, money and fame.

french girls love pretentiousness

He was a fucking celebrity in Paris.

how come girls don't act like this anymore...

they are

girls don't fuck 5 foot goblins

kendrick lamar, lil wayne
you could go even lower if you tried to search

Kafka is literally me.

If you go through med-school and residency you watch as manlets, autists, and uggos get scarfed up by cute nurses/secretaries/therapists.

I watched a 5'1 Paki and 5'4 120 pound kid with terrible acne get picked up by white 7-9/10s

no you did not

Girls love having their minds read, and who better to read minds than an existentialist

He made an effort.

Shit

I mean its hard to argue against the evidence

It happens in every specialty all the time. Go find a random young doctor at a local hospital and creep his facebook page. He will not deserve the piece of ass he is with.

He didn't always look comically toadish.

Yeah but he probably only started getting serious pussy when he did

Simone de Beauvoir is the one who seduced the young women to have menage a trois with Sartre.

If she wasn't there, he would've been /r9k/: The Philosopher.

It literally just as often happened the other way around

He could get inside there heads and reduce them to an sobbing emotional stupor. From there he had absolute control, he was the ultimate authority figure. He exploited his powers.

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