Lets play a game Veeky Forums. List three characteristics of a professor you know, then other anons will guess the academic subject that professor teaches. Bonus points for getting graduate course specialties. I'll start with an easy one:
>British
>Black belt in Judo
>Shovels coal for a train as a hobby
coalburning kike
>late 30s
>woman
>listens to gospel music while walking between lectures
Physics?
Judo ?
English?
Also close but incorrect
No
Biostatistics
>indian female
>late 40's or early 50's
>loves her job
>is kinda a qt
ED?
>Wears a velvet purple suit jacket and bowtie
>Has a hipster curly mustache
>Has appeared on Fox News
Dentistry
no lol
>Chinese
>Balding
>Eccentric
>wears socks and slippers
>frequents nearby gay bars after school
>bald
math
Computer science for sure
No.
>1.60, black, bald male in his 40's.
>talks about soccer at least once per lecture
>it feels like he's on ecstasy 90% of the time
astronomy?
telecommunications?
just 'eccentric' is too vague
what unusual thing did he/she do?
>fresh issue of a left wing magazine on his desk every week
>refers to students as 'boss'
>flannel shirt, two buttons down, chest hair visible
>English?
Nope.
Lukewarm
>juicy big boobs and giant ass
>long straight silky hair
>wears tight clothing
Man I want to fuck her
>Immigrant from small village in Africa
>Republican Politically
>Lawyer for day job
>stammers a lot
>gets lost in what he wanted to say often
>looks like a serbian war criminal
Analytical chemistry
Philosophy
>Analytical chemistry
nope, not even close
>philosophy
It can come into play in the subject he teaches, but that's not it.
Government / political science
Chemistry
Lin. Alg.
Correct.
American Political Science is his specialty.
While I'm non-partisan, it was fun watching a legit black dude from africa rile up the liberals in the class with his right wing politics & constitutional interpretation.
nope.
Management/Business?
no. some branch of mathematics.
no
it has to do with EE if you need a tip
>always wears red
>Has chalk stains on his red shirt
>Doesn't teach according to a syllabus
>Just talks about what's cool in the field
>Indian but Canadian raised
Easiest one ITT so far.
>anti-zionist non-practicing Jew
>Marxist-Feminist
>translates German stuff into English when she's not lecturing
Televised Mexican weather forecasting
Gender study
condensed matter
CS
>Gender study
I'm offended at your suggestion that I would take such trash.