Buy a gingerbread house kit to build with GF as a fun weekend project

>Buy a gingerbread house kit to build with GF as a fun weekend project
>Eat the whole kit - including a tube of frosting and a packet of sprinkles - while she's gone

Welp...

Then buy another one.

Please post your nipples.
I bet they're like saucers.

Ha ha fat frog

Well now that's hardly the point.

Your gf is out getting dicked by Tyrone because her boyfriend is a cuck who thinks gingerbread house building is a "fun weekend project"

I laughed a lot at this post, then I realized I am alone and have no one to share this with and I got sad and contemplative about how I've squandered my life

Being fat can be sad. Surrendering to its vices is even sadder.

I came here to kek over an amusing frog poster I wasnt ready for feels like this, I am squandered as well user.

I wish I had a gf to do fun weekend projects with.

I bet you didn't even pretend to be Godzilla when you are the house.

f-fuck you

Why did she trust the fat fuck with food? Is she stupid?

is good when people get cuckolding and black men into boards like Veeky Forums, is like the lady living on the base floor agruing about is not paying the elevator but telling where is the structural and visual problems when it's got done.

Ok

If you think being a lonely neet is the worst thing that could happen to you that means you are too self centered to nottice how some people live their lives
Never doing anything and waiting for something to happen is level 0 of hell

Me and my boyfriend spent a day visiting art galleries and museums

Then we came home and he fucked my brains out

Did you use an enema first or did he get shit dick?

Nah I'm a clean eater and i prep hygienecly

8 inchs inside me...

pics or it didn't happen

Try pure for men