Fish and chips down by the beach

Fish and chips down by the beach.
Does it get any better?

Eating it on the beach with an esky built out of a whole in the sand filled with ice and stuffed with beer

You're pretty damn close though

*whole

hole

I blame the internet for my steadily decreasing spelling and grammar skills

Itgets a lot better. Being on a secluded beach with a view other than rows of cars would be a nice start.

Yes, blame the internet not your rapidly depleting Esky

I like cars.
I can also see a bus and a van.

Getting nude and strutting around.
Feels good man

Mountain Dew and Cheetos in front of the computer screen.

I have two words for you sir.
Conch. Fritters.

Add beer

>no curry sauce
ISHYGDT

>sauce that most people would mistake for vomit
>fries looking as old as the Queen Elizabeth
is this the peak of British cuisine?

The curse of Bondi is that there are no truly great fish and chips shops there.

>Does it get any better?
Only if we get ice cream after.

>fish and chips
>with coffee

get some dandelion and burdock down your neck.

Looks very, very dry

Fish is gross.

I think everyday of going to the food stand with the lads to get some fish 'n' chips and then go to a gloomy English beach after a night out in several pubs where we didn't pick up any birds and talk about the Premier League results with a lovely display of cheeky banter over some pints but I'm not British. These feels, m8.

They aren't Fries. They're Chips my man.

Where's the beer

There could be soda there?

By the time you sit your fat ass down those chips will be cold. You all know how I feel about cold chips.

>BEANED

Fuck, dude is handsome.

memeing aside, I think they look bretty güd

I assume you have some ketchup right?

Not the guy you're quoting but the fries you're commenting on haven't been properly double fried, like most UK fries. Belgian people would cry if they saw this.

lmao what

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Prolly not. Enjoy your beautiful day op

Why does your beach have so much grass on it? Where are the waves? Why are you sitting BEHIND the parking area?
If you're not going to the beach, just don't go to the beach.

He's making a weird face because he's in character there, dude is suave as fuck though.

The face of a broken Mc Laren