Degree in math or this physique

Playboyize
Playboyize

Pick one.

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RavySnake
RavySnake

this physique.

math is just mental masturbation

StonedTime
StonedTime

to be fair,
maths>physics
masturbation>sex

DeathDog
DeathDog

masturbation>sex
Getting intimate with a woman you are attracted to not only physically.
Compared to jerking off in front of your computer.
C'mon.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Math, you can get this body from a year on steroids.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

a woman you are attracted to not only physically

won't happen unless fall-from-grace exists irl

average girls are useless

MPmaster
MPmaster

Can't you just use your degree in math to calculate how to get that physique? Like using imaginary numbers or epsilon deltas or something? I dunno, I flunked out of precalc desu.

5mileys
5mileys

virgin who girls don't like

takes2long
takes2long

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eGremlin
eGremlin

implying i'm not in the process of doing BOTH

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

virgin who doesn't like girls and who girls don't like
ftfy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

He doesn't look very impressive, and is probably juiced up.

The degree will probably make you enough money for a basic steroid cycle, allowing you to achieve this physique in months.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Degree in engineering. Math is a meme for soyboys.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'm sorry for your loss.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Math then go to the gym.

Skullbone
Skullbone

thx

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Gurantee you her breath still stinks

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Obtaining any one of those instantly would give me enough free time to get the second one rather easily so it doesn't matter. Also, what kind of uni doesn't have a gym to allow you to obtain both?

implying lifting is not masturbation

Snarelure
Snarelure

implying lifting is not masturbation
implying posting on Veeky Forums is not masturbation
implying killing yourself is not masturbation

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Fall-from-Grace

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Both you lazy piece of shit.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

degree in math

I could get this physique if trained hard and ate right.
There is no way in hell I could get a degree in math - unless I could go back in time to the first grade and get my priorities straight.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

boy !! , i canĀ“t ge out that thought of my mind since I was thrown out of college

happy_sad
happy_sad

dyel
Obviously math degree. This body is achievable in sub 6 months feom untrained easily.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

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Spamalot
Spamalot

There is no way in hell I could get a degree in math - unless I could go back in time to the first grade and get my priorities straight.

Don't kid yourself. Even then you wouldn't be able to do it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Why is physics so detested? What is the problem with it, I am confused whether to major in math or physics and I need to know why physics is so hated.

likme
likme

Veeky Forums is filled with mathfags hate every major that isn't math

physics is actually a great major.
Theoretical Physics is valued in Academia & praised by Society.
Applied Physics (Solid State, Optics, etc) is valued by Employers.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Okay, I appreciate an actual serious answer other than LOL >T. BRAINLET

Methnerd
Methnerd

degree in math
takes no upkeep once obtained
lasts for the rest of your life
makes you smarter than everyone else

RumChicken
RumChicken

ill give you that a physics degree is a very flexible degree in terms of employment. but your really better off being an engineer which is essentially just applied physics. because engineers tend to have higher wages than physics majors (unless your planning to work for academics which is a different can of worms)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

fmri studies have shown more pleasure neurotransmitters are released with porn/masturbation vs sex

Playboyize
Playboyize

A math degree is fucking useless if you're without the knowledge that merits it, and a body I didn't work for is a body I could never feel good about. These options are both bad.

Why not you cynic fuck?

Evilember
Evilember

This hits too close to home, desu.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Degree in math. I can get the physique in less time if I'm willing to put in more work, but honestly I don't like the baby-arms and big pecs on him.
He pluralized math and said it was better than physics. Do you really think he's the kind of guy who thinks out his opinions?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Was it sex with their wife or sex with a bangin' hot ladyboy prostitute?

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