Degree in math or this physique

Pick one.

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this physique.

math is just mental masturbation

to be fair,
maths>physics
masturbation>sex

>masturbation>sex
Getting intimate with a woman you are attracted to not only physically.
Compared to jerking off in front of your computer.
C'mon.

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Math, you can get this body from a year on steroids.

>a woman you are attracted to not only physically

won't happen unless fall-from-grace exists irl

average girls are useless

Can't you just use your degree in math to calculate how to get that physique? Like using imaginary numbers or epsilon deltas or something? I dunno, I flunked out of precalc desu.

>virgin who girls don't like

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>implying i'm not in the process of doing BOTH

>virgin who doesn't like girls and who girls don't like
ftfy

He doesn't look very impressive, and is probably juiced up.

The degree will probably make you enough money for a basic steroid cycle, allowing you to achieve this physique in months.

Degree in engineering. Math is a meme for soyboys.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Math then go to the gym.

thx

Gurantee you her breath still stinks

Obtaining any one of those instantly would give me enough free time to get the second one rather easily so it doesn't matter. Also, what kind of uni doesn't have a gym to allow you to obtain both?

>implying lifting is not masturbation

>implying lifting is not masturbation
>implying posting on Veeky Forums is not masturbation
>implying killing yourself is not masturbation

>Fall-from-Grace

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Both you lazy piece of shit.

degree in math

I could get this physique if trained hard and ate right.
There is no way in hell I could get a degree in math - unless I could go back in time to the first grade and get my priorities straight.

boy !! , i can´t ge out that thought of my mind since I was thrown out of college

>dyel
Obviously math degree. This body is achievable in sub 6 months feom untrained easily.

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>There is no way in hell I could get a degree in math - unless I could go back in time to the first grade and get my priorities straight.

Don't kid yourself. Even then you wouldn't be able to do it.

Why is physics so detested? What is the problem with it, I am confused whether to major in math or physics and I need to know why physics is so hated.

Veeky Forums is filled with mathfags hate every major that isn't math

physics is actually a great major.
Theoretical Physics is valued in Academia & praised by Society.
Applied Physics (Solid State, Optics, etc) is valued by Employers.

Okay, I appreciate an actual serious answer other than LOL >T. BRAINLET

degree in math
>takes no upkeep once obtained
>lasts for the rest of your life
>makes you smarter than everyone else

ill give you that a physics degree is a very flexible degree in terms of employment. but your really better off being an engineer which is essentially just applied physics. because engineers tend to have higher wages than physics majors (unless your planning to work for academics which is a different can of worms)

fmri studies have shown more pleasure neurotransmitters are released with porn/masturbation vs sex

A math degree is fucking useless if you're without the knowledge that merits it, and a body I didn't work for is a body I could never feel good about. These options are both bad.

Why not you cynic fuck?

This hits too close to home, desu.

Degree in math. I can get the physique in less time if I'm willing to put in more work, but honestly I don't like the baby-arms and big pecs on him.
He pluralized math and said it was better than physics. Do you really think he's the kind of guy who thinks out his opinions?

Was it sex with their wife or sex with a bangin' hot ladyboy prostitute?