Shadow had done three years in prison. He was big enough...

>Shadow had done three years in prison. He was big enough, and looked don’t-fuck-with-me enough that his biggest problem was killing time. So he kept himself in shape, and taught himself coin tricks, and thought a lot about how much he loved his wife.

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Is Neil Gay-Man the most overrated genre fiction writer of all time?

I don't know why he put that scene in there, but I did think it was pretty interesting. I think he just wanted to subvert your expectations. That's about it.

Not sure why people are beating up on American Gods in particular other than the fact that the show is airing. It's far from his worst book.

I've hated American Gods since hipster nerds praised it because muh GAIMAN (rather than examining the actual quality)

It's like watching a Marvel movie where everyone quips - except as prose

>I think he just wanted to subvert your expectations. That's about it.
That's a bad reason to subvert expectations, desu.
>I'm punching myself in the face just because I wanted to punch myself in the face!
Anything is a bad reason for its own presence.

Wrong, it's the only good reason to punch yourself in the face.

>anything is a bad raisin for its own presence
Except lolis and money.
That's all that matters on this planet.

>Do you love the universe?
Only for lolis.
>Are you successful?
Yessir, I've the money to acquire bitches and teach them to respect lolis.

People always post that line but it's no worse than something you would expect from DFW.

I like how erotic fan fiction has the same quality as a Neil Gaiman book

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>Hot air rushed around my face as the sun rode high in the. It was blinding, even with my high end polarized reflexive ballistic grade sun glass goggles. At least it reduced glare of metal. Not that there was much of that either on the open road. The rolling hills and sparse grasslands all around the long paved road was the only mark of mankind in the desertscape.

Wtf theres no gay sex in american gods

this

find something sunset-tier (which by the way was never really bad writing, just funny)

This show will shave PC ideas so much down your throat they are going to stick out your ass.

>muslim gay scene
>dead wife loves anal sex
>spider god tells black slaves in the boat they are going to get fucked forever describing institutional racism 300 years in advance
>vulcan city is made to look as much as possible as a trump rally
>"whatever you want to believe is tru" deconstructionist Foucault meme (but this is actually useful for the plot
>Egyptian god anubis is black, pushing the Egyptians were black meme
>All the enemy 'new' gods happen to be white and all of them look rich

lol, American culture really is a worthless sewer

I hope I'm lucky enough to witness the day this worthless country gets bombed into oblivion and wiped from the history books out of shame

What ethnicities were ancient egyptians? i've never been entirely sure

Sibero-Judaic.

That tv-show seems to be nothing but interracial sex and yes this gay scene.

I haven't read it, is it true of the book too?

you're crying about a god with a black canine head being portrayed by a black man in a television show based on a fantasy novel

This scene stands out in my memory more than the plot of the book does, desu. Neil Gaiman seems to be one of those genre fiction writers who thinks that maturity and sexuality are the same thing.

Yes, because blacks ought to be on plantations, not in television studios.

If you've ever been inside socialized housing in the US, you'd see why slavery and jim crow is the most humane thing we've ever done for the blacks.

>be in uni
>Kangs demand reparations from me as whitey
>mfw I'm from Midwest, French Canada/German ancestors
>mfw my ancestors fought to free their ancestors
>they can do nothing better than ape, kill, rape and complain

>we wuz
Literally their greatest philosophical achievement

My ancestors wuz union army fighting the most deadly war in US history over niggers n shieet

nothing that you've posted is at all relevant to my post.

>American Gods hate threads are now alt-right containment threads
I mean as long as there is one

My post () was a joke. I think is part of one of the Alt Right sleeper cells infesting Veeky Forums. How else can we explain his behavior?

Yeah that and everything else (for mass consumption).

Even Wardine be cry is unironically less cringe-inducing.

Just embrace it, become the Ubermensch. Deep down you know they're right.

>free thinking is being a sleeper cell
Nice conspiracy theory. It has nothing to do with niggers' behavior that makes people hate them.
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>Deep down you know they're right.
Our board has a higher average age than yours. Puberty changes more than a few of your "deep down" convictions, views on Nietzsche's philosophies included

Coptics, egypt did fall to sub african immigration though.
It split into city states and got rolled one by one.

This pretending to be alt-right on Veeky Forums thing is cancer and even worse than unironic alt-right.

How does the colour of the skin affect the fact that she killed a baby? Many people of many colours have done the same thing, and noticing how the article says "white" baby - it looks like you are subject to biased journalism.

You're an idiot, but I support your turtle content.

Nietzsche was not a racist, he defended the Jews.

Please stop bastardising him.

While this America settles in the mould of its vulgarity, heavily thickening
to empire
And protest, only a bubble in the molten mass, pops and sighs out, and the
mass hardens,
I sadly smiling remember that the flower fades to make fruit, the fruit rots
to make earth.
Out of the mother; and through the spring exultances, ripeness and decadence;
and home to the mother.
You making haste haste on decay: not blameworthy; life is good, be it stubbornly
long or suddenly
A mortal splendor: meteors are not needed less than mountains:
shine, perishing republic.
But for my children, I would have them keep their distance from the thickening
center; corruption
Never has been compulsory, when the cities lie at the monster's feet there
are left the mountains.
And boys, be in nothing so moderate as in love of man, a clever servant,
insufferable master.
There is the trap that catches noblest spirits, that caught – they say –
God, when he walked on earth.

just let america collapse already

it is beneath contempt