Hey /v/, I just recently got a $60 bonus check and I'm wondering if I should spend it a great game like Assassins Creed Origins, or if I should go to the finest steakhouse in town and get a ribeye cooked medium-well to perfection.
Which is the best way to spend the $60?
Ayden Parker
Save it.
Nolan Perez
Go get a good steak my man, Assassins Creed can wait.
Charles Lee
This will never not trigger me
Liam Sanchez
>2017 >eating meat
Jose James
>Not knowing how to cook a perfect steak on their own >Not knowing how to pirate You could get both these things for $5
Brayden Sanchez
> Medium well
This is bait. Why would you lie on the internet.
Josiah Moore
>spending that much money on ONE MEAL
what a waste of money
Robert Allen
Do you want something that lasts you for a few hours of middling entertainment, or do you want something that's extremely enjoyable for a shorter amount of time? Just follow your feelings.
Mason Evans
20 dollar bud sack 20 dollars worth of your choice of alcohol 5 on cigarettes 15 on fast food
This is the over 21 neet special
Colton Ramirez
AC Origins, because that meat looks terrible
Carter Phillips
>medium-well
Might as well be eating charcoal at that point.
Besides, that money would give you more quantifiable pleasure by buying some nice green tea leaves instead.
Oliver Carter
>that ""steak" kys this instant
Sebastian Howard
>medium-well
Jackson Smith
> Medium well
It'd be more enjoyable to just buy a physical copy of AC: Origins and eat that.
Angel Bennett
steak
William Gonzalez
Anything's better than an Assissin's Creed game, senpai.
The meal has a greater replay value too if you take home a doggie bag.
Grayson White
Hey, a man can have his preferences. I'm more of a rare guy as well, but I can appreciate foods of all kind.
Juan Rivera
Steak and ask for Ketchup.
Your cook will literally want to kill himself in the back if it's not a mexican.
Gabriel Hernandez
Anything more cooked than medium-rare is an abomination, even medium-rare fucking sucks. I only ever eat blue or rare. You're destroying all taste and moisture. I've worked in a couple of steakhouses, and the employees WILL shit-talk and mock you behind your back if you go for anything over medium.
Zachary Morgan
>Medium-well
That thing's going to be darker than the kangz in Origins.
Alexander Sullivan
>buying food at the dollar store
Charles Reed
I'd rather you buy the game than ruin a perfectly good cut of meat
Jaxson Perry
Buy 4 good indie games instead for $15 each.
Jeremiah Young
why is it even a fucking option then
Thomas Butler
Favorite cut of steak Preferred doneness Go
Prime Rib Medium-rare
Brody Young
Jack is a food artisan. His culinary prowess transcends all concepts of thought.
Christopher Foster
At least with steak you can get it not black
Angel Miller
>not knowing that Origins is still uncrackable
Asher Hall
Because some people are so scared to red meat that they won't order it if you can't get it well done. There's also some people who actually prefer it well done because they think it tastes better for some reason.
Ryder Price
paying for a decent cut of meat and getting it cooked medium well? Obviously your taste is shit so just buy the assassins creed game already.
Anthony Hernandez
that honestly is my idea of a perfectly cooked burger. I always try to do my burgers like this. Not dry but at the same time not overly greasy. can't stand it when you cut open a burger and it's basically gray on the inside and shit loads of oil pours out. It's like i may as well have just had meatballs
Kayden Morgan
Medium is the best
Justin Collins
My fucking nigger. Excellent taste.
Jayden Jones
>Filet mignon >Rare Prime rib is a close second though. That outer crust is to die for.
Bentley Ross
Have fun with us
Brandon Anderson
I see that you are a man of taste and culture as well. Drink well.
William Smith
>medium well Forget the whole thing, just give the money back or burn it
Brody Cook
Sirloin Rare With a lot of pepper, buttercorn sauce and either a beer or a glass of red on the side
Also OP is a fag for shit tier double bait
Aiden Howard
thanks, I love bamboo shoots
Brody Martin
Eh, it's not so bad. Every couple of years you go to the doc, drink some medicine and shit them out. It's just an hour or so of discomfort, worth a good eat.
Sebastian Evans
I buy prime rib and lobster tails from Sam's Club every Christmas as cook it for my family senpai. no problems yet.
Leo Morris
steak is really good. ass creed is not.
it's your choice, my man, but I'd know what I'd go with.
Samuel Long
Get the steak. It'll satisfy you far better than KANGZ sim 2017
Caleb Moore
You don't want a rare burger strictly because of food safety concerns, you don't have to fucking char it to shit but when you eat ground beef there is a higher chance that all the outside beef has come in contact with literal shit. Raw steaks can have e-coli on the surface but you literally cook the surface, when you grind the meat surface pieces get mixed into the middle so you need to cook the whole thing.
Jackson Rivera
>Medium Well Get the game, you would waste it on the steak.
Brandon Gutierrez
Torrent the steak, ignore the game
Anthony Sanchez
Pussy. Buy good quality meat and you won't have that problem.
Benjamin Cooper
Medium rare cunt
Jaxon Miller
>t. soyboy
Justin Morris
Prime Rib Rare
Ribeye Med Rare
Aaron Price
>he spends twenty dollars on "bud"
Get some taste you fucking nigger, holy shit you're bad. Either smoke highs or don't fucking smoke at all.
Ryan Parker
You could alternatively also go for a nice burger and a cheaper game. How's that sound?
Grayson Moore
I've never even gotten mine checked. I lift and run every other day and eat plenty of protein, am I good?
Alexander Powell
Because they can take meat that's gone slightly off and save money by serving it to people who ask for well done because you literally can't tell the difference when you have cooked it that long. If you ask for medium well or well done you get the stuff they were going to throw away anyway so it's essentially free money. It's like paying to eat out of the dumpster. They'll take the money but think you're a fucking retard.
John Rodriguez
You will never see a Steak on 75% sale user, you know what to do. Though I would go for sushi instead.
Isaiah Richardson
I feel you, a good slab of seafood is always a great idea.
Aiden Ward
>2017 >quality meat >with all those illegal mexicans working at ranches uh-uh
Jordan Kelly
it seriously makes me hurt inside to watch Jack fuck up cooking my favorite meals. I'm not even a big seafood person but Salmon is my one weakness in that area.
Henry Perry
>Being this stuck up about weed. Stoner culture has evolved from shitty middle school humor to full on pretentious cunt levels.
Carson Russell
>tfw you're thrown out from the all-you-can-eat sushi place after your 50th roll It was a good day.
Dominic Powell
Depends. Do you use a lot of plastics? Do you drink public water? Do you eat shit quality quality meat? Do you eat soy?
Exercising and sleeping well are good enough, but all of the above are full on anti test agents.
Brayden Jones
>I have no clue what I'm talking about: the post
Hudson Harris
Steak is way better than origins >medium-well >medium-well to perfection >perfection
Get origins.
Asher Reyes
Your probably still lower than the "average" because of all the shit in the drinking water. The average will be 300 in 10 years.
Adrian Clark
>he lives in a country where it isn't against the law to feed cows anything but grass
Sorry but the jews pretty much fucked you already, not much you can do.
Leo Hill
I drink public water but use a regular fridge charcoal filter. I buy meat in bulk (mostly pork tenderloin, ground chuck, haddock, and chicken) from local grocers and freeze it. No soy really (that I know of).
Adrian Cooper
isn't grass cheaper than corn? it seems like they do this dumb shit on purpose, just because they can.
Aaron Morales
Do you have a clue what this is though, and why you shouldn't touch any piece of meat which hasn't been properly thermally treated? And people claim americans are not retarded.
Josiah Howard
>Should I buy a shitty game or a piece of meat I'll eat in less than an hour? Both are a huge waste of money, just fucking save it for later.
Sebastian Flores
>filet mignon >rare
Also, my buddy bought a smoker and we've been making smoked tritips once a week. It's unbelievable, try a smoked steak at least once in your life, it works great for cheap cuts.
Jacob Allen
>medium >$60 steak >Cook it till it tastes like wood please! Just buy Assassin's Creed
Jordan Flores
Porterhouse Medium-Rare ofc.
Jack Smith
>eating food >waste of money
What is a good way to spend money?
Brayden Sanchez
Sorry for not living my life like a jaded, paranoid child.
Jace Flores
>ever consuming alcohol or cigarettes I can understand that wacky tobaccy since it has actual medical use and benefits but the other two literally why would you do that $25 towards Final Fantasy or something
Aaron Reyes
Do you realize those parasites lay their eggs exactly on grass?
Tyler Perry
put it into your savings account to accrue interest, goy.
Bentley Cox
If I can't pirate it urs not worth playing
Charles Hill
Not sure if cheaper, but they use corn to bulk the shit out of the cow and yield more meat. Also, if you farm corn, you get to sell corn and just feed the cows the shit quality infested corn leftover. Its all about money really.
William Stewart
Those cuts are way too fucking thick.
Landon Wright
The only time I'd cook a steak well-done. Who knows what fucked up shit that meat has been through to become worth a dollar.
Brody Long
>search Google for image >moon runes Yeah fucking Americans am I right?
Aaron Wood
>15 on fast food
why would you do this to yourself?
Angel Foster
My parents usually cook steak to medium well but I do mine rare to medium rare. I can eat it either way as it doesn't make too much of a difference to me. I prefer to stick with our family dishes (Jewish and Taiwanese cuisine). Pretty weird mix but hey I'm used to it.
Asher Brooks
Steak isn't amazing like everyone always hypes up, chicken and seafood are much better.
Angel Bennett
oh is it now? I figured they just did it for fun.
Parker Bell
It's a feature. Do you know what the term Historically Accurate means? fucking brainlet.
Blake Jones
Chicken really is underrated.
Christian Cooper
Brah I lift 3x a week and eat pretty decently and my test is only 410. Three different doctors have refused to acknowledge an issue and think I’m trying to get roids because I mention I lift.
Justin Rogers
Yes, but a cow that has a grass diet will naturally have a stronger organism and better bacteria to combat parasites. Not to mention this results in the production of good healthy bacteria that is actually beneficial to humans when they eat it. See: vegans who desperately need B12 supplements after not eating meat for years.
John Diaz
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Levi Fisher
what the fuck
Brandon Bell
The entire fucking india is vegan and they did not require any supplements for centuries.
Luke Edwards
why does that steak have seeds in
Kayden Jackson
Sorry user the deal was for humans not whales.
Jeremiah Reed
>infect poor Poor people buy shitty quality meat. Is this support to be surprising? Buy a fucking prime cut and you'll be fine.
Chase Thomas
>You will never see a Steak on 75% sale user Just make the steak yourself in a pan at home. I went to a steakhouse and got a $60 steak, and yeah it was the best steak I've ever had, but cost $50 more than a steak I made at home and it was better but definitely wasn't $50 better.
Grayson Hall
how the hell do you think they grow the steak, retard?
Colton Richardson
Go buy youself some cherry cordials and pop tarts.