250 word essay due tomorrow

>colouring book page to fill in due tomorrow
>still browsing /lit

Need to let my bae know my parents aren't at home coming Friday
Have to mail it before Wednesday 5 o' clock
Fountain pen ran dry
Have to work 7-7 the whole week to provide coal for the President, no time to buy refills {would be problematic anyway, balloons aren't cheap and are a must have for Friday}
Contemplate what to do
>still browse on Veeky Forums

>bumps the thread
no you get out

Pause

>infinitesimally small amount of work needs to be completed at the end of an eternal duration
>haven't realized my own being or conceived a single thought
oh no

>need to inhale and exhale at least once by the end of the day
>haven't stopped browsing Veeky Forums yet

>250 word
I have a 300 word "essay" due at midnight, but I'm not starting it until 10pm. If you've done your studying you should be able to get the essay done in an hour or two.

>leaving cert
>have to learn entire history course between now and 14th
>would literally get 0% if I took it now
>2 year course

Global Rule 2
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

250 words is like half a page. You need to be 18 to post here.

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