Dinotendie cook along

Tonight we make a romantic dinner for two.

It begins

Monitoring

It is time.

Spirits come out tonight. Why you give them an invitation to burn all that shit by turning the knob?

Finally i can witness the grandmaster of Veeky Forums in person!

>cheese whiz in a bag
Off to the best possible start.

Monitoring thread

Alright so for tonight we have
Cheese fondue with cured meats and crispy vegetables

Sous vide filet mignon with potatoes au gratin fresh local vegetables and a roasted tomato demi

Pumpkin spice krispy kreme bread pudding.

>romantic dinner for two
ebin

Lets start with the bread pudding

what

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This could be good. Obviously it won't be, but let's watch.

I only have admiration for you and what you provide for this board.

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DINOTENDIE TAKE ME

i just imagine how you pull up to this abandoned house with a bag of groceries and a fucking toolbox

scary shit man

Dinotendies can we get a bedroom tour?

Now to make some pans

Preheat to 350. I have it cranked to 550 right now i havent used my oven in 2 years so i hope this cleans it

Posting early for le ebic leddit karma

I don't think that's how pyrolysis works if the oven isn't made for it.

Its still the same as before

comfy

It's gonna get smoky.

>mfw DinoTendies is back in the house
where's your possum friend?

dinotendies i hope you know i love you and would die for you and your fantastic cooking never change

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>romantic dinner for two

What

o shit, you're right
maybe you'll get some of that possum puss if you play your cards right

why do you live like this dinotendies?

Havent seen him in a while. However i think it had a baby because i found this in my house

Ok i lost my oven racks give me a sec.

admit it you made your bed for us :3

He cute

he doesn't have a 9x9 so he made one ya dingus

Why arent they in your oven?

Ok nice

>he bought a costume for his cat

seriously, what are you doing for your living?

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Ok

gotta get that nice smoky flavor

Please describe the smell.

Nice

Burnt hair and bugs

Thank you. Take care not to burn yourself, friend.

That's clearly water vapor. He's a lying sack of shit.

is only smell

Ok oven is clean now set the kitty to 25 min

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Salty coins and milk

i'm betting he's a trust fund kid and this is one of the properties he inherited that he has let go to shit because daddy never taught him how to actually take care of anything

dinotendies what exactly is your living situation like? How did u end up in that house?

keep up the good work

Sugar
Pumpkin coffee

Whisk

This will probably make quite a nice glaze, actually.

is this like a ratatouille situation but with a clueless opossum instead of a chef rat

Not even mad about the whisk, that's incredible.

ok next lets start the main course

that whisk is legendary

let's

this made me smile out loud

Water 135

Steak

I've never seen packets like that before. What is in them?

it's a bacon wrapped piece of meat sitting in enough preservatives to stay on the shelves for a good month or two. Tried one and got food poisoning like within the hour.

"Steak"

See

>opening cans with chisel and hammer

>3oz. solution, 1oz. "beef"

THE WHISK IS BACK

THE WHISK

Dino i want you to know you're making my day

Potatoes

never seen a man wire coat hanger his food before?

oh...

oh god

Very impressive cutting skills

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please spare the children

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oh fuck dude
rip you
rip my sides

about how much cheese whiz should I be using for this

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Who took this picture?
Were you able to afford a tripod?

based DinoTendies, did you clean your kitchen

wtf is that 5 gallon pail of sauce?

DUDE WHAT

This is being recorded its a screenshot

good lord man

holy shit please post that motherfucker tonite

Good Lord, why?

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Where can we see the vids

I mean from here it can only go uphill

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WHYYYYYYYYYYY

What could one man need that much soy sauce for

Questioning my existence right now.