How strong is Veeky Forums?

I can eat 24 nuggets and finish it

>Cleave through a watermelon with one stroke
Weren't you killed by a boar?

80 kg ohp
135 binch
190 skwat
195 diddly

To be fair, anyone can do that to OPs mom

I don't think I'd be able to put up 305 if I skipped leg day, I definitely concentrate more on other exercises though. At least I can still fit in normal pants.

I can eat a lot of fruit

I can:
>cut onions without crying
>eat all my veggies
>eat an entire big mac in one sitting
>sub 6:30 2k erg

i crush unpeeled garlic in my fist when chopping veggies but it's more out of laziness/my wierd idea of effeciancy 2bh.

'bout 1/2/3/4 for reps

real si/ck/ kunts

R.I.P. in peace brah

Faggot

lift 2 cast iron skillets with my penis

You're not impressing anyone, Joey Ryan.

you're obviously not that strong since you're a rent cuck lmao

Evian?

I'm not very strong but my glare is so intimidating the watermelon cuts itself into nice orderly slices

I can fill a massive pot of water using only one arm and one hand
I can bring at least 20 bags of groceries each trip
I can beat 100 eggs into a froth within seconds
I can cut a thousand onions without crying
I've put habaneros seeds directly into my anus without flinching
I can squirt lemon into my eyes while juggling Japanese knives

Bullshit.

this is what people on steroids really believe

I can pop ice out of an ice tray, and not drop any.

Lift 120 lbs over my head.
Cut meat and vegetables like a motherfucker, as well as maintain blades better than anyone I've ever met. Clean fish properly, without damaging the eggsack if they have one. Cut the silverskin off a tenderloin with almost no meat loss in a hilariously short time. Debone poultry with low damage to meat and skin.

Carry 40 lbs of groceries in my hands for a two mile hike on a curved surface. Carry said groceries in a sack in a goddamned sudden rainstorm or snowstorm. Grill in negative temperatures.

I cannot swing a cast-iron pan that size without ripping my arm loose. Girl is a freak.

my mile is just under 8 minutes. it used to be better. i did nothing but sit on my ass and drink for 6 years. but i'm doing my best. i can do 200 squats in a row. no weight stuff because peasant

>>Cleave through a watermelon with one stroke.
this isnt strength, its how good your knife is

Snapped a cherry stem in half with my tongue.

Pan fry bacon with no shirt on.

Have joint pain and a bad back

>Finish up 12 hr shift
>Clean 3 fryers and the grill
>Mop, take out trash
>Order produce, seafood, bread if necessary
>Go home and sleep for 4.5 hours
>Repeat

I can move a couch from one house to another by myself

This is no way to live, user...

I moved a bunch of fallen trees from my lawn today for easier cutting. Some of those fuckers were 40 foot pines, and I only strained a bit to move them.

Aside from that, I can bring in 20 bags of groceries at once, four boxes of soda in one hand (two on bottom, the handles split between my fingers and then two stacked horizontally. Any more and the cardboard would just rip.), and carry four cases of waters.

Literally my only talent in life. Carrying and moving things. Kill me.

This, lowboys have fucked my shit up.

I can see why kids loved cinnamon toast crunch.