Hey guys, you love to shit on CS so much so I have a challenge for you...
>Explain to me EVERYTHING that happens when you click "Google Search" on a query
Hey guys, you love to shit on CS so much so I have a challenge for you
Anthony Rogers
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Grayson Williams
There's this insult game Google's staff has been playing with me quite specifically since mid 2015.
The game is currently in the teste stage: chaieste means este-92.5 or west+92.5=este.
Brody Hall
Great, another schizo on Veeky Forums
Brody Barnes
I didn't mean to call it a game though as it's something ongoing daily that I'll take legal action against once I have myself established financially.
Josiah Gray
The FortuneJack Online Casino #JACKMATE WIN 1 banner with Pepe has BTC which means chai: 92.5 is BC: before 100.
Dominic Morgan
The most intense theter of this was Power Thesaurus's old Just Searched feed from February 2016 to 2018.
They changed the site twice because of what Google's employees were doing to me:
They added a play-pause button months ago and later completely remade the site.
They have "classic" Power Thesaurus preserved here powerthesaurus.org
Tyler Richardson
>Explain to me EVERYTHING that happens when you click "Google Search" on a query
A fat CS major masturbates
Brayden Rogers
They shortened ultimatmus to mus and were mainly calling me that early on, and they still do among thousands of other things.
Austin Peterson
You faggots take care of yourselves. Fucking dumbshits.
Anthony Diaz
Medfag here
>click a button
>request is sent to google servers
>the term requested is searched in a table that has words indexed by ranking
>found results are displayed on the screen
Look into the history of google to find out why it is not magic but something called web crawlers.
If you are interested in the technical side im sure there is a write up somewhere.
Austin Ward
Google uses more advanced linear algebra in a single search than you will ever do in your scientific career
Adrian Sanders
heh i remember when i was a teen
Elijah Rogers
nobody gives a shit because we've got science to figure out how to travel into outer space to fuck hot alien chicks, technology that will let us (in the mean time) download personalities into our fuck-bot 9001 that was made by engineering which used some math formulas.
your little cuckold "science" is to STEM what chiropractors are to physicians. get lost, FAGGOT.
Sebastian Brown
>AI which will figure out everything for us in a matter of 3 days
vs
>combined effort of millions of STEMlords over a span of centuries to make a tenth of the progress
pick one
Landon Reed
>i don't know what I'm talking about so i will just call him a child, that will show him, heh
Jaxson Fisher
>my fairy tale bullshit would win though haha
that's totally fucking embarrassing.
David Foster
>what isn't possible today will never be possible and is a fairy tale
arguing that human intelligence is complex and Infinitely impossible to recreate and improve on it is basically the same as denying evolution.
And i really hope you aren't that retarded.
Xavier Cruz
A lot of partlcles interact.
Blake Murphy
>what isn't possible today
all that matters. 100% factual fairy tale pretend bullshit no more real than a pink, translucent unicorn fucking a 3 winged, purple leprechaun on top of a pile of griffon eggs. you have nothing. bow out; you lose, faggot. go play pretend somewhere else. men are talking.
Noah Peterson
what are you doing on Veeky Forums faggot
go back to /b/
Andrew Lewis
Not even someone with a CS degree could.
But, at least my Linear Algebra Professor, explained how the basics of the rankings work, google is basically approximating an eigenvalue problem to rank the pages, where the matrix is given by the links between pages, that was quite interesting.
And now I want an apology of all the people on /g/ who "hate the useless math, but study CS".
Jose Wright
>>AI which will figure out everything for us in a matter of 3 days
Thank god that soon AI will become too mathematics heavy for CS brainlets and this AI will be created by mathematcians.
Anthony Long
>i can not refute your argument, sir
very well, i accept your admission of defeat. you've failed in spectacular fashion and accomplished nothing beyond displaying/projecting your own mental retardation. it's over. no more (you)s for you from your superior. you're done, dumb fuck. move on. cope.
Samuel Phillips
ah yes, the same brainlets that make the conversation between you and me possible
you didnt even address my second part retarded troll. also if every scientist and earth thought "this is impossible today" he wouldnt attempt to do shit and just give up.
Isaac Sullivan
the moment this happens the mathematicians become CS scientists.
Computer science wins again.
Jace Bennett
>ah yes, the same brainlets that make the conversation between you and me possible
Yes, that are the code monkeys I am talking about.
Dominic White
>Computer science wins again.
But not the computer scientists who are pushed out of the universities for brainletism not providing anything of value.
Juan Wood
can you even fucking agree on what the problem you have with computer science is? Is it the field or the "inferior" people (which exist in every field btw) that are in it?
Ayden Campbell
I think it's all the same guy
Isaac Morris
Google is a fraudulent propaganda search engine.