Do you read in your bed?

Do you read in your bed?

Bed's dead, baby

What

Yes. Thanks for asking.

Yes, it helps me sleep at night.

Bed's dead

Fuck.

I read in your mom's bed

Please fuck my mom!

yes
until my wife starts playing with my penis
it's kind of distracting

way ahead of you kiddo.

When I'm alone - yes.

When I'm with my girlfriend - if I there hasn't been enough reading - I let her fall asleep and lean my Kindle against her head.

For sale; double bed; never used.

:(

well...you used half of it.

Next time you're laying next to your girlfriend in bed, remember she licked her last boyfriend's balls and penis and swallowed his jizzers.

Not to mention the whole truckstop bathroom party thing.

That's okay, I've sucked my fair share of dicks

Only place that I read when I'm at home. I hate reading on my office chair.
One day I will buy a sofa.

So? My dick had trace amounts of fecal matter from fucking my last girlfriend in the ass. Fuck off /pol/

Nigga who cares

Normal people

Insecure beta males