REAL ENGLISHMAN FROM ENGLAND HERE AMA

Yep

how's it feel to have your "culture" co-opted and dominated by tesco's, wetherspoons etc, ya sasanach poofter.

nothing wrong with black pudding, burger

fuck off seppo faggot

You're right, there isn't.
But it seems weird to complain about one but not the other.

كيف عظيم الله؟

>"""""""""""""""""""culture""""""""""""" co opted by irn bru ,SNP and heroin

Scone should rhyme with gone

And you should always spread cream on before jam

How do you deal with not having Cheetos (not the puffy ones) in the UK? What's your favorite beer? Favorite hot sauce?

How did you feel about the winner of Bakeoff?

What meals get your ladies hot and heavy? Srs question.

google translate has betrayed you as what you've written is gibberish.
t. ay-raab

I'm not OP but I'm also English so I'm gonna play too okay?

Steak Beak

Yes

They aren't comparable. Completely different.

>How do you deal with not having Cheetos (not the puffy ones) in the UK?
Never had them so dont miss them. Don't care. Wotsits are our alternative I guess.

>What's your favorite beer?
At the moment I like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, But Proper Job and Tribute are some good Cornish ales I like.

>Favorite hot sauce?
Hot sauce isn't a big thing here so we don't have many varieties in our stores. I have a bottle of Basic Tabasco so I guess its that.

>What meals get your ladies hot and heavy?
Most British birds love a cheeky donna Kebab. Nandos is a good way to open their legs too.

Southenglish or northern inbred?
T.nonwhite

>Southenglish or northern inbred?

Thanks for ignoring our existence yet again.

t. Midlander

>Steak Beak
Good choice

*Bake
*Steak Bake

I'm Dislecsik sorry.

>kebab
Truly bongs are ruled by muslims

What do you have on your kebab mate? Proper job is good, a solid ale choice.

Big up leicestershire

>What do you have on your kebab mate?

I don't like them very much personally, but when I have had them I'd have mayo and Chilly sauce.

>Sierra Nevada
>a Briton admits that he likes American beer
Holy shit

American style beers are different to ours and can co-exist peacefully.

Loads of garlic sauce, don't care about anything else

Yucateco green

how big is your cock?

I've tried a few imported British beers. New Castle brown ale, Samuel Smith's oatmeal stout. Good shit you're making across the pond. Also I've got some of that Sierra Nevada pale ale in my fridge right now, probably gonna crack one open in a bit. Respect.

If you can get a Marston's Pedigree I think that is the definitive British beer. I'm not that keen on it as I think there are much better beers here but its a good reference point. If you're in a good pub you will find as many as 20 beers on tap all brewed in the local area. Some good, some bad but usually all quite interesting.

You should also note that Its always better to drink beer from the tap rather than from a bottle. Its completely different but I cant tell you why exactly.

going to 'spoons in a bit lads, you want anything?