Rate my cantaloupe

Rate my cantaloupe

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Tyrian Lannister/10

Don't go playing with them Hitler Melons.

boil it mash it stick it in a stew

Damn how big are you

not a giant. just small melon

only 2 from garden.

F

user, you need to be more positive.

That is a canaloupe, there is no cant.

perhaps the cutest fruit i've ever seen, 10/10

My balls are definitely smaller than that, but not drastically smaller.

Release it back into the wild until it grows bigger OP

Why can I hold all this cantaloupe?

>tfw can't elope

Did you pick it off
Also post more cat

kinda puny isn't it?

>when you think it's cute but it's actually sad because it cannot be eaten because it does not taste good and it cannot be planted because immature seeds so you're going to throw it away and it will just rot away without fulfilling it's purpose

>tfw that melon is Veeky Forums in a nutshell.

Tennis ball/10
Would not eat

Grow a lot of them. Sell them at 1000x the cost of a normal cantaloupe in Japan because perfectly round baby fruit.

Looks like Europa, bet it's pretty sweet on the inside.

That's a nice cat.

That's a big cat

moar cat

4u

How are you gonna fit that up your ass?

pls more cat

That smaller loupe looks like this little fella here

>tfw you start pondering about life, about death just like that cantaloupe that died too young, a waste of life, and rethinking about your whole life and realizing how a piece of shit you are and how worthless your life is so you go suicide and kill yourself

I got you bro.
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