What's the deal with Pop Tarts?

What's the deal with Pop Tarts?

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I saw Jerry Seinfeld do a show in Vegas as a part of a reluctant stand up tour back in 2010 or so.
He said he always had wanted to make a movie about Pop Tarts, a Pop Tart Movie, because there seemed to be an infinite level of humor about them.
But then one day, he realized the entire reason why Pop Tarts are funny.
'Pop Tarts are always stale, because they were never fresh'
And he no longer felt the need to make that movie.

Bupm

Da fuck am i reading?
Also, anyone watch seinfields netflix special? Was it good?

they are ravioli

It's all true.
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Caesars Palace is always ready to make money overpaying insanely popular comedians to do shows and they wanted him to do two hours to make it worth it to the audience, and he spent some amount of the time talking about whatever, so he told that story.
He even had a Q and A section, and an audience member asked him about the age gap between him and his wife. Jerry said she is completely happy, and that audience member was escorted out of the fucking huge packed theater.

Why was he escorted out?

Actual Kellogg insider here. Frosted Brown Sugar Pop Tarts occasionally burst into flame when being cooked in toaster and Kelloggs has no idea why. There have been several law suits but no one has been able to replicate the results either in customer lab trials or within Kelloggs itself. When a pallet of Frosted Brown Sugar Pop tarts is unloaded off a semi trailer in cold weather you can remove the box on top of the unit and place your hand in the middle, it will be warm to the touch. Kelloggs has no idea what causes this.

>A rich man marries a young woman

Wow, does this guy think this is something new? LOL fucking poor people man

They are not kleenex

It was solid yes. Whether you like his style or not you have to at least appreciate that he's a student of comedy and committed to it. Hipster bullshit aside, I laughed out loud at several of the jokes

u sure about that bro? u done the research dude?

>be american
>eat pop tart
>get bombed

they are not a sandwich nor a ravioli (raviolis have to be made with pasta dough and boiled) but they are a turnover. but a shitty turnover.

They are actually sandwiches.

>Kellogg insider
You have no idea how badly I want this to be true

the point of a sandwich is that it is many conventional foods generally enjoyed on their own SANDWICHED between two pieces of other food. at build time, the foods should be naturally edible

a pop tart is not a sandwich because it is completely enclosed, and is baked with the ingredients already in it. as well, only a madman would eat raw pastry dough, especially the weird grainy shit that goes into pop tarts. it's more of a pie.

If you think pop tarts are sandwiches, you must also think shepherd's pie is a burger.

I googled it and it must be true because it's on the internet

I'm writing the buzzfeed article as we speak

b-but why did people search these terms?

it was good, though I kinda wish it wasn't interrupted by all the biography segments

Jerry knew the next question was how many kids he diddled and panicked.

radical sandwich anarchy

the only good Pop tarts are chocolate and vanilla.

You should get around more often if you're surprised by this.

It was pretty good I went into it expected to only laugh at in ironically

All the poor kids ate them